Mighty Magiswords

Mighty Magiswords!

In Transylberia! Spoopy!

This new One Big Hole Magisword

is like the best carnival game of all time.

Will you please stop that and help me figure out where we are?

Hey, I'm doing important business here. Pardon me, sir.

If you can take a moment of my precious time?

I'd love to introduce you to this amazing new...

Whoop! Ee-yah!

You know something, dear brother.

I'm beginning to think that this treasure map

that Ralphio sold you is a fake.

Fake? No way.

Ralphio wouldn't just lie, would he?

It's lucky I was here.

If you had eaten this,

you would have gone to sleep for a hundred years.

Oh!

Ooh, noises. Something's coming this way.

He's right!

It sounds like a hoard of evil Snowmanpires!

Naw, dude.

This isn't Snowmanpire territ... territ... place.

It's not? No, no, no.

It's just a lot of evil Long Underwear Wolves.

Long Underwear Wolves?! Long Underwear Wolves?!

Boo to the yiggity ya! Boo to the yiggity ya!

There's more of 'em than I thought. What do we do?

Hey, you know that new sword you keep using? Use that one.

Oh, yeah, One Big Hole Magisword!

Make like soldiers and fall in!

Seeds of the Undead!

Ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo.

Watch that first step.

It is actually a hole!

- Zed-P! - Ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo!

Holes! Several consecutive holes!

Ugh!

Prohyas!

Ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo!

Are you okay, dear brother?

Nope! Nope, nope! Nope!

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope! No-o-o-o! Nope!

Bet he will. Have some faith in him.

Nope, no-ope, nope!

He's gonna. Several nopes!

Oh, surely he's not that doopie.

Take that! Fall in the hole!

5, 10, 15, 20...

Make it rain.

Saved by my Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

Good thing it sticks to snow!

It doesn't.

Oh.

Ahhh!

Magnet Magisword!

I'm saved!

Snowball Magisword!

Huh?

Prohyas, it's a blizzard.

We need to get to a safer area.

Rad Rocket Magisword!

Rad Rocket?

But it's so hard to contro-o-o-o-l!

Done and done. You're welcome.

That's your cue to thank me.

It is a tried and true passive-aggressive...

Prohyas!

Prohy... you're in a trance, aren't you?

Turns out I am turns out.

This creepy house over here... I-i-it's calling to me.

Let's go in.

Prohyas, let's discuss this, shall we?

Your trance is annoying!

Ooh, you shouldn't go in there.

Come on in, y'all!

Um, hello?

Well, how-de-do, you all!

Howdy. Thank you so much for letting us intrude.

My name is Vambre, and...

Well, my name's Plasm...

Penny Plasm of the Georgiatucky Plasms.

It's been just ages since I've had a gentleman caller.

Gentleman call...? Och.

And what a sta-rong and handsome gentleman he is, too!

Why n't y'all come on in and sit a spell?

We shall. Thank you.

We should all leave.

So, that's my story.

Ever since that accident with the power tools

and the monkey claw and that doily,

I've been all on my lonesome in this lonesome old house.

But somethin' tells me I ain't gonna be lonesome much longer.

Ooh, she's forward. Oh, that would make my day complete, wouldn't it?

This thing you're doing with your lips on my face,

what is that? It's called kissin', darlin'.

Oh! So, that's what kissing is!

I think I like... Is it weird that I like it?

Mmmmmmmm!

Oh, my goodness.

I am sitting right here!

I'll ask you that you not possess my brother.

Possess him? Why, you got me wrong, sugar.

I just want him to have a nice, old visit with me.

See, Vambre? She just wants to visit.

I've never experienced anything like this,

and I think there's a solid possibility I might like it.

She's a ghost, you twit.

Vambre! Ghosts are people with feelings

just like you and me, I think, maybe.

- Cor. - Come on, my lovely suitor.

This isn't... this isn't a suit.

Why don't you let me give you a li'l ol' tour of the mansion?

I might like tours, too. Let's find out.

Come back with my brother, you overly friendly ghost!

Och.

I may have been unclear earlier... we should leave.

And you were very right.

As such, we've got to find Prohyas

and get ho... Aah! Crumbs on a bun!

Whoa, then!

Not in any way good!

This is wearing emaciated.

Prohyas, are you in there?!

My, you all should pardon the expression, goodness!

If you ain't purtier than a skunk

being pulled up a steep hill in a red cart!

That's... very specific,

but thank you kindly, Miss Plasm.

I think I'm in love.

Gee, I think you're neat, too.

We were made for each other.

- Rowf! - Oh, my goodness!

Prohyas, we're going home!

You're going to get ghouls in your gums!

Ooh, yes.

Well, I'm so glad I woke up today.

Prohyas, my sweet.

I haven't seen such lovely locks since Adonis.

He was my horse.

Do you want to be possessed or something?!

I dunno, maybe.

Huh, at least we didn't fall down the... Ahh!

She's unpleasant.

If you don't mind, we all would like a little priv-acy!

Crumbs! Some kind of a ghostly force field

has surrounded the house. I miss Prohyas.

Well, guess you should take the hint and skee-daddle now!

I will not be conversing with an unhelpful door today,

thank you very much.

You know, we doors have faced a lot of oppression.

That's no way to talk to me.

I am not leaving without my doopy brother.

And no persnickety portal is going to prevent me!

Ooh!

I'd love to see you try, lady no-pants.

How dare you!