Ouija Seance: The Final Game

Subtitles by explosiveskull

(MOVES INTO DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

(PEOPLE CHATTER IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

Barbara.

Bar?

Bar?

- Boo! - Oh my god!

You scared me!

You know you can't interrupt me

in the middle of my Zumba session,

it fucks up my karma.

Zumba session?

Is your karma already tired of pilates?

Anyway, I knocked and I called for you.

I didn't wanna interrupt anything.

Oh yeah no, that's there from last night.

Mm-hm.

So, which one for the pool party?

Oh, so excited!

We already know you'll bring both.

Mm, it's gonna be the best party ever.

Yeah, yeah, best party ever.

Yes, and everyone's gonna be there.

Guillame likes this one,

but I think I've worn it too many times.

Well, you do look beautiful in it.

Oh, thanks, Pickle.

I'm gonna miss you.

Can't you stay and do another semester

of art restoration or something?

I can't.

The program is almost over.

But I'll miss you, too.

(SARAH SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

Hello?

Good evening, Miss Williams.

I'm Mr. Marafa,

the lawyer in charge for the electric company, you remember?

Yes, how can I help you?

Did you get all the documents?

Actually, don't think so.

We noticed that we don't have

the (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) of the house.

I'm sorry, I don't follow.

I thought everything was in order, I don't understand.

Do you have the documents near to you?

Yes, I have them here with me.

Do you see a paper

named (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)?

Yes, here it is.

What's wrong with it?

Nothing's wrong with it, but I should have it.

The (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) is not valid

for the official signing.

You know, Italian bureaucracy.

I understand, um, but I've been really busy at school,

plus, I didn't think my presence was necessary,

and I'm about to leave for the weekend, so...

Unfortunately, miss, I must ask you

to bring us the original paper.

They only thing I could do for you

is send my assistant to take the documents

directly to the house.

Hey come on, there has to be another way.

I really can't, please.

I wish you a good weekend, miss.

Sir?

Fuck.

I can't believe this is happening.

That fucking lawyer, seriously.

I'm so sorry to drag you god knows where,

this wasn't the plan.

Come on, sweetheart, we're still on time.

Marion's party's gonna last all weekend,

so a couple hours more or less,

it doesn't change anything.

I guess.

And Guillame, isn't he mad about the change in plans?

Mm, a little bit.

And?

Well, I had to promise to give him a blow job.

Great, now I have a blow job on my conscience.

Am I, or am I not the bestest friend ever?

You are.

Even though I forgot to tell you something?

Tell me what?

Guess who asked for a ride with us?

I'm not in the mood for guessing.

Rico.

Why Rico?

Well, Maryann invited him to the party,

so he asked us for a ride.

Come on, please.

Well, you're gonna have to put up with him

for a few hours at least.

You're going to be sitting next to him while you drive.

Phone, keys, what else?

I'm sure I've got everything and more, let's go.

Wee, okay, let's go! (GIGGLES)

Eh?

How long are you planning on staying?

It's just the bare essentials, sweetheart.

Who's car is this?

It's a tight squeeze, isn't it?

It's a rental.

If you want, I can drive.

No, thanks.

I'm good.

If you change your mind, just ask.

Hey, guys back there, remember that you're not alone.

Remember, our trip is way longer than it has to be

because of you.

This way, I'll let you drive my car.

Besides, I have to keep myself occupied somehow.

We haven't seen each other in a while.

What have you been up to?

Nothing special, just busy with school.

It's almost done, yeah?

Yep, in less than two weeks.

And then what?

Back home, at least for a while.

You haven't thought about staying in Italy?

I mean, where's better than here for art restoration?

I don't know.

It's just not the plan.

I see.

But don't you have a house here?

Where we're going to now?

Well, technically it's mine until Monday morning.

I have sold it to Electric Company.

They're gonna demolish it to create a new line

or something like that.

Cool.

So you're rich now.

Wait, hold on.

What are you gonna buy us?

Come on, get in, we're late.

Aren't you attached to it?

My parents sold my grandfather's beach house,

I cried for weeks.

I was eight years old, but still.

No, I've never been there,

and I never knew my grandmother left it to me,

so no, I'm not attached.

If I had my way, we wouldn't even be going there right now.

Bet my grandmother won't leave me shit.

Last time I saw her she was so drunk on vodka martinis

she couldn't even recognize me.

She didn't leave it to me.

I didn't even know I had a maternal grandmother.

But obviously she didn't have any other living relatives,

so I inherited it.

What about your mom?

My mother's dead.

23 years ago, today.

(MOVES INTO DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

Your grandmother liked her privacy.

Haven't seen a house in 40 minutes.

It shouldn't be much longer,

we left the main road about 10 kilometers ago.

How far is 10 kilometers?

Well, don't worry your pretty little head.

It's about six or seven miles.

It seems longer because of the curves.

Oh finally, I'd lost hope.

She's gonna ask where we are.

Hey, Maryann, yeah we're coming, just a couple of hours.

Hello?

Can you hear me?

I have no line, babe.

Yeah, me neither.

I lost it miles ago.

What?

No, I don't believe it, what happened?

Why, what's going on?