Ready or Not

Welcome to Las Vegas. And yes, this is my type of town.

Everyone comes and thinks: Will win, win, win!

Do you think you can to lose? NO! "READY OR NOT"

I'm Mark. I came to Las Vegas, knowing that they will lose.

How will lose. I am a winner.

Get this over with. I feel nauseous.

Winners and losers.

Loose, Chris my best friend.

Everything you say is one word: YES!

and his life, my life changed forever.

Who will help me to thrust these two?

It was working before Chris choose another and leave it to me.

Does he think about the consequences?

These are teachers, sexy teachers!

I want to follow a teacher.

How much longer will pretends, because we know how easy teachers have?

Maybe my friend is needs professional help?

Such that comes with crack, fireworks dolarcheta and brilliant.

Oh, it is hidden, little brother.

Should be fun. And you know who loves the most fun - married.

Like Lawrence, who lost prior three years.

And now, Chris. Can be seen.

I am kumat. And if my boy killed, it happens in the sky.

- Come on, you promised! - Last time you brought me here alone.

- Traitor! - Please!

- Shackle me! I am serious. - Yes!

It is very tight. Do not feel his left hand.

Relax! Is a stripper! Everything have to do is to lie.

Well remember the last time Having sex with me.

-I will see you later, dude. - Please.

- Do it! NOW! - Hey, Tina!

You know what's wrong? Should not touch it!

How could you?

I'm next.

- No, no, no! - Come on, baby!

Come on, I felt they do not like me.

No way. I ... will marry.

Congratulations!

- Thank you! - Now you naked! - Oh, no, no!

- Do you cry? - Tears of joy!

- I do not want to hurt you! - I think there pliers.

Hey, no lash of hair. Without whipping strut.

Without kisses without spirit, no ears, no. no, no!

Oh, hello!

No where to run! No where to hide!

Mark!

Dino, Dino! I thank the morning! - You better call him!

Did you know? Take double for gas!

Sounds fair!

- Obuy you some pants. - I play a car!

Does he breathe?

- Bubu, hello! - I think.

But sutienat his mind.

Ladies, please, shake chichko coin.

Oh, this is great, Mark!

Just to think that you are not the greatest badass land you back to me.

Is Dean wants to keep it?

- Are you? - Let me go!

- I can not breathe! - I hear you.

No joke! Seriously!

Are you crazy, huh?

Where are we ... Can we go back to the hotel, please?

- No, no, no turning back! - Lawrence!

- Stop what you do! - Let's have fun!

- What? - I have fun, and you?

- I have fun! - I. - No fun!

Look! I was back at the hotel!

- This is the best you able to?

- Yes! - I know a better way to spend your money?

Probably.

- Morris, this is crazy. - Yes, it is

Someone I remove my handcuffs?

- Come, stay? Come, stay? - Coming!

Hang on back there.

Excuse me, king of heaven!

- See this small section of the map? - Yes!

I see little point.

This was my first rodeo.

Tsepi my head.

I see everything twice!

- Two cloud! - Sure, you want to ride this bull, cowboy?

You fly there?

Good job, Skipar.

Do not be mad, right? ...

- Fall! - What? Please?

I told you it was a bad idea!

- Will become a jelly! - Oh, my God!

There is no airport there?

No joke!

You have permission to search.

Hey, you okay?

- Hey what are you? - How was your flight? That yours?

- Yes, thank you. - Listen, we do not have time.

- Wait! Brand! Wait! What the hell is going on?

I do not know, but it is very exciting!

What are you drinking?

Count to ten and pull the rope!

You can do it!

- Oooo! - You crazy son of a bitch!

Jump to the bottom!

Abnormal Sons of bitches!

Be careful not to land across the border!

Better not abroad!

However, if it was not cool.

Where he goes? Where he goes?

G-yeah, just jumped ... by fucking plane.

- And our Push, Push us! - What the hell?

Mark decided that we need of adventure.

Not marry even one weeks!

I tried to wake up.

Jumped on the fucking plane.

- And our Push, Push us! - I know!

Why?

Where the hell are we?

- Cape! - Cape?

I hate your way of showing off,

but you will any lake in the Cape.

- This is the lake? - Yes!

Yes, this is the lake!

Jerk!

- Shit! - That was not part of your plan?

- No! Hey, what plan?

Cape for the night. Login. Get out! Damn!

Are you crazy?

- I had to take relatives tomorrow! - I can not believe Mark!

He had to take relatives its tomorrow!

No more talk, it was squirt,

I gave you an assignment and you failed to preebesh!

I can not compare it with that!

Sorry! "Golden Girls" is not porn!

Just is not f.

Funny, huh?

You, my friend, under its steam!

What happened?

You missed a great show!

I do not fuck her?

Mark, tell me that I did not fuck her!

If you will help you to sleep!

Damn!

No, you did not!

Not.

I am not!

If you say so!

What is wrong with you? Are you a freak?

What was that?

Guns!

I see that you want you alone, right?

Like it? 100% natural!

Remove your hands!

No, no no! Hands off!

No, no ... wait! ... Where are we?

- Mexico! - A right?

U.S. ... Mexico.

If you want ... you can come with me ... huh?

Thanks!

- And you sure? - Does anyone have a better idea?

Yes, get out!

Put it embarrassing us!

- The service here is at! - It was so nice.

If you allow, liege?

We have guests!

I give you Don Julio de Monterrey!

For me, I lead them?

Who are you? Stay? Die?

Magic! I love magic!

Do not just party a bad surprise!

And, you adventurous spirit!

- Sorry for the invasion! - Nonsense!

I love every opportunity to is celebrated! Come on.

Someone to challenge it!

Do you know who is my favorite part? Guns!

G-yeah, welcome welcome in my house.

Together s. .. how they call him? All of these birds.

Smile! Everybody is laughing!

- No way. - Thanks.

Tzai here. Very ankle!

Let us celebrate the new my friends.

-What 's friend? Have fun! - I can!

It's easy, you know!

- Do not fall in their dance. - Okay.

- You like girls? - Oh, yeah, yeah!

Well, Mark, oh yeah!

Such ready units You do not even try!

See Lawrence, He even included.

What is wrong with you? Lost its sense?

Very bad thing last night.

- Easy slip. - Protective mechanism.

I heard about it.

First, Lawrence, and now you!

You already old.

What? You think so?

This is a trap!

Women grow only one objective:

To provide life from father to cocksucker!

And the blower is. It? - I am.

Suck and fuck for beauty.

To marry bogatashka is skill!

I got skills!

Why should you care?

For young lord Dean