The Sound of Philadelphia

Here we go. C'est parti...

Right.

You guys know where I was this afternoon? Devinez où j'étais cet après-midi.

Did I tell you? The proctologist. Alors ? Chez le proctologue.

My doctor sent me to have a proctologist examination. Mon médecin m'avait envoyé me faire examiner.

They got an inverted chair that tilts up, with stirrups, right, Ils ont un siège inversé qui bascule, avec des étriers,

gives them a better look at your asshole. pour mieux voir ton trou de balle.

So while I'm sitting there, looking at this thing, Je suis là, à mater ce truc.

right, this nurse comes in. Une infirmière débarque.

She pulls out a tube of lubricant, Elle sort un tube

right, out of her uniform. de lubrifiant

de sa blouse.

She takes it out, she squirts a little bit on her finger, Elle le prend,

make sure it's coming out all right, and she lays that on the table, en met sur son doigt, ça sort bien, et elle le pose sur la table,

right next to the shiny instruments. près des instruments qui brillent.

Starting to get nervous. J'angoisse.

So she comes over to me... Elle s'approche

and she says, "If you go ahead and slip out of your trousers et me dit d'enlever mon pantalon

"and your fucking underwear, "the doctor will be with you in a minute." et mon putain de slip en attendant le docteur.

So she goes and walks towards the door, she stops all of a sudden, she looks me in the eye, Juste avant de sortir, elle s'arrête

and she says, "Relaxation is the key." et dit : "La clé, c'est de se détendre."

And I'm like, "What?" She's like, "The more relaxed you are, "the quicker we'll be out of here." Je capte pas. Et elle : "Plus vous serez détendu,

plus ça ira vite."

So she fucking leaves. Et elle se barre.

I'm looking at this upside-down chair Je regarde le siège à l'envers,

and these shiny fucking instruments and this tube of lubricant, and I'm like, "How the fuck les putain d'instruments et le tube de lubrifiant

"am I supposed to relax myself in here, right? en me demandant comment je pourrais me détendre.

"What can I do?" En faisant quoi ?

You jerked off in the doctor's office? You're goddamn... I jerked the fuck off Tu t'es branlé chez le médecin ?

and put that shit in the trash can under the desk. Je me suis branlé direct

et j'ai foutu ça à la poubelle.

I did. I fucking did too. What if the nurse forgot one of the instruments and came back in? Je te jure, sans déconner.

Et si l'infirmière était revenue ?

Maybe she'd stick her pinky up my butt, help me finish up. Elle aurait pu m'aider en me glissant un doigt dans le cul.

You're a dirty little fuck, ain't ya? Petit salopard.

So, like, um... Like, how much money Et au fait,

do you make on a site like this? tu gagnes gros sur un chantier comme ça ?

I've got 20 roofers working up here. J'ai 20 couvreurs ici.

How many of 'em really work up here? Combien bossent vraiment ?

Maybe three? Trois, peut-être.

That shit is easy money, right? C'est de l'argent facile.

Ain't no such thing as easy money. You have no idea what I had to do to get this. Ça existe pas, l'argent facile. T'as pas idée de ce que j'ai dû faire.

Hey, Peter! What are you doing? You wanna piss over the side? Peter, tu pisses par-dessus bord ?

What the fuck? Putain !

What the fuck? Holy fucking shit! Putain de merde !

Peter! Peter! What the fuck, man? Are you all right? Peter ! Qu'est-ce qui t'a pris ? Ça va ?

Don't worry, not the first time. T'inquiète. C'est pas la première fois.

You could have fucking killed yourself. T'aurais pu te tuer.

Come on. Viens.

What the fuck did you do that for? Pourquoi t'as fait ça ?

SONS OF PHILADELPHIA

Thanks for coming by. Merci d'être passés.

I appreciate it. It's those journalists that I was telling you about. Je vous suis reconnaissant. C'est au sujet de ces journalistes.

They found out that the city employed some of my family members, Ils ont découvert que la mairie emploie des membres de ma famille

and pretty soon those people are all gonna be without a job. qui vont donc perdre leur poste.

How many? Combien ?

Six. Six.

- He's gonna win. - Who? Cruz? Il va gagner. - Cruz ?

No, Trump. Non, Trump.

I'm serious. I'll vote for him. Sérieux. Je voterai pour lui.

He made billions, he can run this fucking country. Il a fait fortune, il peut diriger le pays.

Gentlemen, um... Messieurs...

It'll be extremely helpful to me if those people j'apprécierais beaucoup

that I just mentioned are viewed as, um, que ces personnes soient considérées

immediately employable in some other avenues of life. comme immédiatement employables dans d'autres secteurs.

Please tell me you ain't asking me to make your mother a roofer? Je vais pas embaucher votre mère comme couvreur.

No, that's not what I'm asking. Je n'y songeais pas.

Then what are you asking me exactly? I don't know, um... Vous songez à quoi, exactement ? - Je ne sais pas.

Maybe you need a new secretary. Un poste de secrétaire ?

You give all the work around here to companies Vous faites bosser que des boîtes

employing roofers that ain't union, but you're asking me to help you? dont les couvreurs sont pas syndiqués et moi, je devrais vous aider ?

I want the pier at the Delaware River waterfront. Je veux le nouvel embarcadère.

I can't do that. That's... That's impossible. Ça, je ne peux pas.

Why? C'est impossible. - Pourquoi ?

I think you know why. Vous savez bien.

Go ask your Italian friends to help your mama. Demandez à vos amis italiens.

Yeah?

Where? Où ça ?

What's going on? Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?

O'Meara is dead. O'Meara est mort.

What happened? Raconte-moi.

Michael, what happened? Michael, raconte.

Apparently some guys just picked him up on the street. Des mecs l'ont embarqué, dans la rue.

They what? Quoi ?

These guys just picked him up on the street, and he just gets in the car with them. Il est monté dans la voiture.

He don't even try to run or anything. Il a même pas cherché à fuir.

What the hell is wrong with people? Qu'est-ce qu'ils ont, tous ?

It's like they want to die. Ils tiennent vraiment à mourir ?

- He had kids, right? - Yeah, three of them. Il avait des enfants, non ? - Trois.

His wife, she divorced him? Sa femme avait divorcé ?

Yeah, she left. Oui, elle est partie.

We ought to take care of the kids for him. But none for her. On va s'occuper des mômes, mais y aura rien pour elle.

Not a fuckin' cent. Pas un centime.

We'll pay for the funeral. Et on paye les obsèques.

That kid is really good, man. Ce gamin est vraiment doué.

Did you talk to his dad? T'as parlé au père ?

He's a crackhead. Il est défoncé au crack.

The kid's stayin' at my place. Le gamin habite chez moi.

The question is, who put him in the car? La question, c'est : "Qui l'a enlevé ?"

I don't fucking know who did it. Aucune idée.

The guy just got killed. Il s'est fait buter, point.

Well... I know we got to respond to this in a way that it ain't gonna happen again. I mean, that I can tell you. On va leur faire passer l'envie de recommencer, crois-moi.

You don't know who, you don't know why, and you want to go to war? T'as aucune piste et tu veux déclencher une guerre !

Do you remember when O'Meara got me my first lay? Tu te souviens qu'O'Meara m'avait offert mon dépucelage ?

No. Non.

Day I turned 12, Le jour de mes 12 ans.

he let me baby-dick that hooker in the backseat of his Caddy. Il m'a laissé me frotter à une pute sur sa banquette arrière.

Ahh, ahh, ahh! You guys, Les gars...

look at what we've done to this fucking place. admirez ce qu'on a fait de ce rade.

Hey, I just hired a new cook. J'ai un nouveau cuistot.

Do you where he's from? Paris, France. Qui vient d'où ? De Paris !

They eat fucking frogs over there. No. Jesus Christ, it's not that we're serving French food. Bouffeurs de grenouilles...

Mais non !

Like I said, it's just that the chef comes from France. On mange pas français ici, mais le chef vient de France.

- Fuck France. - He says fuck France. J'emmerde la France. - Écoutez-le !

Hey, look, you guys remember Grace? Dites, vous vous souvenez de Grace ?

What, your sister? Ta sœur !

- Grace. - Yes. Grace ?

- Holy shit. Grace? - Mmm-hmm. Yep. La vache !

No fucking way. C'est pas possible.

- Good to see you. - Good to see you! Look at you! Shit! Contente de te voir. - Moi aussi. J'en crois pas mes yeux.

I thought you were... T'étais pas...

I thought you were living down in Florida with your mom? en Floride, avec ta mère ?

Um, I was, but I am going to Jefferson now. - Ah. - Mmm-hmm. Si, mais je reprends la fac à Jefferson.

Grace is gonna work at the bar and stay at my place for a while. Elle va aussi tenir le bar, un moment.

- Fantastic! - Mmm-hmm. Look at you, look how beautiful she is. C'est génial. Elle est trop belle !

Like no fucking way she's your sister. Let's get some fucking champagne or something... Elle, ta sœur ? Jamais de la vie.

- Yeah! - Let's celebrate. Sortez le champagne, ça se fête.

Yes. - Good job, Jimmy.

Okay. Know what I'm saying?

Excited? Yeah, I definitely am.

That was really fucking good. That was excellent.

Pretty good one, right? - Yeah.

Okay? Huh? Ça va ?

- You okay? - Yeah, I'm all right, man. Ça va ? - Ouais, c'est bon.

You good? Et toi ?

Are you all right? Yeah, perfect Ça va ? - Ouais, nickel.

Here. Let's go home. On rentre.

- One more drink. - No, come on. Encore un verre.

It's late, let's... Non, écoute, il est tard.

- Nah, I gotta have one more drink, Peter. - Let's go home. Encore un. - On rentre.

You're a good guy, just... T'es un type bien.

You're a good guy, your cousin too. He helped me out with the restaurant and everything... Ton cousin aussi, il m'a aidé pour le restau et tout.

- What do you mean? - What? De quoi tu parles ?

- What do you mean? - Just trying to say thank you, Quoi ? - De quoi tu parles ?

that you helped me out with the restaurant - and everything... - No, no, no, no. Did you... Je veux juste vous dire merci de m'avoir aidé pour le restau.

Did you borrow money from Michael? Did you? T'as emprunté de l'argent à Michael ?

Hein ?

Because if you did, don't sit around thinking it's gonna take care of itself. It's not. Va pas croire que ça se réglera tout seul.

It's not a friendly thing, do you understand that? Hey, hold on a second, Il fait pas ça par amitié, tu sais ?

hold on a second, we grew up together, right? What the fuck do you mean? He's your cousin, man. Attends, on a grandi ensemble, pas vrai ?

Et puis c'est ton cousin.

Yeah, he's my... Exactly, you said it. He's my cousin, not yours. Exactement, mais c'est pas le tien.

How much? Combien ?

I don't know. I don't remember. Je me souviens pas.

You don't remember? Well, he remembers everything. Eh ben, lui, il se souvient de tout.

Don't get in too deep, I'm telling you. Don't fuck with him. Va pas trop loin. Fais pas le con avec lui.

I only borrowed a little money for the restaurant. I'm gonna pay him back soon. C'est juste pour le restau. Je le rembourserai vite.

I am. Je te jure.

It's not gonna be a problem. Y aura aucun problème.

- Jimmy? - Yeah. Jimmy...

Don't forget what I said. n'oublie pas ce que j'ai dit.

No, no, no, no.

No, I know.

Stop! Stop !

The fuck...

- Hello. - Peter, it's me. Jimmy, I'm sleeping. Peter, c'est moi. - Je dors, Jimmy.

It's Michael. He got shot. What? Michael s'est fait tirer dessus. - Quoi ?

They were waiting for him in front of the restaurant. I wasn't there. But Grace was, and she said... Devant le restau, j'étais pas là.

Is he dead? Grace a dit... - Il est mort ?

- Where is he? - In there. Il est où ? - Là-dedans.

Go on in. Vas-y.

Remember when we got our first paychecks? Tu te souviens de notre première paye ?

And we got wasted up on that roof? On s'est torché la gueule sur un toit.

You jumped. T'as sauté.

Busted your tailbone. Tu t'es bousillé le coccyx.

I thought you did it to pick up a disability check, Je croyais que tu l'avais fait pour toucher une alloc handicapé.

but you never missed a day's work. Mais t'as pas manqué un seul jour.

Who did this? Qui a fait ça ?

Michael? Michael...

Bono's men. Les hommes de Bono.

- Why? - What don't you understand? Pourquoi ? - T'as pas compris ?