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RABBIT WITHOUT EARS 2

Hello, Anna Gotzlowski.

I am a strong, independent woman, and I know exactly what I want.

I have no self-confidence problems.

I am totally into my independence.

And my boyfriend, Ludo, of course.

What a man!

Women are crazy about him, and he is constantly being hit on.

I am so happy for him.

Actually, did I mention how incredible Ludo is in bed?

Oral sex is my absolute favorite.

Right to the end.

But Ludo tastes incredibly good,

and so...

good... so...

...so good...

...good...

Hey Ludo,

- because you always have those dirty Angelina Jolie fantasies,

I have a little surprise for you...

Super! Tell me which part of "go buy toilet paper"-

you didn't understand!

I mean, seriously. I asked you four days in a row-

- to pick up toilet paper on the way home. That's not too much to ask.

And what is all this?

How can this not bother you? It stinks!

Eww! What do you think will happen? The mould will grow legs-

and drag itself to the hamper?

Listen, did you leave any dirt on the soccer field?

Man, I am so sick of cleaning up after you.

You aren't a child anymore! Did you take the bottles back?

- I bet you didn't. - Yes. - You did?

Yes. - That is cool.

- You told me to. - You guys drank so much.

I hope that Moritz didn't puke in the driveway for once.

He doesn't do it on purpose.

- Come, get up. - Please. Can't you go to work for me?

Very funny. You have the forest project group now.

Today's topic is the forest, right? I thought we could approach it-

- in a playful way. Do you want to play a game? - Yes.

- What's the game called? - Hibernation.

- Hibernation? - Yes! I'm the fat, lazy bear,

- and you are the bear's children. All summer long,

we explored the whole forest-

- so now we're really, really tired and really happy to go to bed!

Ahh... nice...

- That game sucks. - Shh, don't wake the bears!

You mean: "The bear."

- What sits on a tree and looks like a sguirrel? - No idea.

A sguirrel!

- Where did you hear that? - I made it up!

That's not how it works! You have to lie down now to play!

Zappzarapp!

Yes...

The little bear children have finally stopped yapping.

They will stop giggling...

...and are really happy about their hibernation.

Breathe deeply...

...and smell the fresh forest air.

And breathe deeply...

You're supposed to close your eyes.

But I can't sleep when the big bear snores like that.

- Eww, that's gross! - I have an idea.

So now the bear knows what the forest really smells like.

What are you all doing? - We're playing hibernation.

Hibernation?

Do you want to know what happens when spring comes?

Yes!

Alright.

Spring is here!

Done!

- What is that? - A jaundiced, lop-eared, pot-bellied pig.

It's the new friend of the rabbit without ears.

What is the friend's name?

Jaundicedlopearedpotbelliedpig.

Twoearchicken.

Twoearchicken?

- Twoearchicken? - That's right.

- But chickens don't have ears. - They do now.

- What do you think? - Cool.

- What do you think? - Sweet.

- But why does that chicken have ears? - Because Ludo can't sew?

It has ears because it wished for them so hard.

- But why? - Why what?

- Why did it wish for ears? - Because it really wanted to fly.

- It can fly with its ears? - Yes,

but only at wind force four or five.

And only with the north-westerly. It stands there,

and waits for the wind from behind.

The wind goes under its ears, and it lifts off like a plane.

It flies around the world, and it can see everything below.

It's been to Turkey, the Antarctic, the Luneburger Heide.

It was even behind the moon.

It grew ears just because it wished for them really hard?

Yes.

If you wish for something and really believe-

- that it will come true, then it does.

- The ear story was really sweet. - Yeah? Thanks. Can we go?

- Yes. I just have to put on my shoes. - You said that before.

The new ones or these?

Um... those.

- Don't you like the other ones? - I didn't say that.

- But you like these better? - They're both nice.

But you told me to wear these.

You asked, I answered. It was a suggestion.

A suggestion. Aha. But they're so uncomfortable.

- So wear the others for God's sake! - They're even worse.

- So why did you buy them? - On sale but not in my size.

- You bought shoes that don't fit? - They fit me.

I mean, I can fit into them.

I'd really like to buy some nice shoes, but we're always broke.

- Can we go now, please? - I want you to like how I look.

Sweetie, you look good in those shoes, and in those shoes,

- and even when you are barefoot! - Your problem is that you can't decide.

- The place will be closing soon. - So you chose the first ones?

- Which ones? - The ones you said first. - I have had enough.

You know what? We'll stay home and watch TV. What's on?

- No way. We're partying today. - The party'll be over soon.

- Okay, I'll take these. - Finally, yay.

But these don't go with my dress. I'll change. Only need a sec...

Hey!

- You guys Tiki-Taki? - What?

Are you Tiki-Taki? I wanted to meet you.

- Where did you get that line? - I made that one up. It's an original.

- Congratulations! - Thanks!

Yeah, yeah...

My dress is so tight. It's pinching me.

- Why did you put it on? - Because it goes with the shoes.

I have to go to the toilet.

Need help?

Could you close my dress? It's a bit tight.

- Just one sec. - Thanks.

Can you pull your tummy in?

- Oops... - Oh, no. - Sorry.

Now I can't go back out there. I look like a burst sausage.

Don't stress about it. Happened to me, too, when I was chubby.

I had to squeeze into dresses that were too tight. It's no fun.

Ah!

- What is it? - New shoes really suck for me.

Really? It's just the opposite for me.

- You want a drink? - Sex on the Beach. - Don't do them.

- Then I'd like an orgasm. - So would I.

- Why not fix yourself one? - Sorry?

- Should I call security? - I just wanted a cocktail.

This is the champagne bar.

Ah. Now I see that, too...

- Can I have your number anyway? - She's not giving him her number?

She is.

- You're cool. - That's the Flirt Academy's number. Give it a try.

- Anna? - Freezing cold.

Marie!

- I have a girlfriend now. - That's super. - Right?

- I have a boyfriend, too. - Yeah? - But he's a retard.

Do you remember how you did me on that haystack?

Oh yeah...

Oh Ludo. I never had better sex than with you.

- Where do you live now? - In Berlin. - In Berlin?

- Yes. Still have my number? - No. - So put it in there.

- Go. - Zero, one, seven, three,

five, eight, four, four, four,

sex, sex,

- sex. - Really?

- That makes sense. - Ouch!

Sorry.

I apologize. Sorry, I didn't see that.

- Ludo, I'd like to go. - You said we were partying today.

My dress exploded, my feet hurt, I waited for an hour in the toilet.

I have had enough, okay? And I'm a little tired.

Are you coming?

- Is something wrong? - What could be wrong?

You're acting funny.

- Who was that? - Who?

The one you were sitting with.

The one you made a scene about?

- She's a really old friend. - I didn't make a scene.

- You did. And you stepped on her hand on purpose. - I did not.

- Sure you did. - I did not. - You did.

Why on earth would I step on her hand? I thought she was really nice.

- Really? - Yes.

Great!

She'd be a great girlfriend for you.

You guys will get along great.

She's not one of those bitches, y'know?

She's up for anything.

I can believe that.

- I love you. - I love you, too.

We can call her tomorrow-

- and ask her if she wants to have breakfast with us.

Did you buy milk?

- Where is the milk? - Man, I am still asleep.

What is all the noise?

What's this?

- I asked you what this is. - A bottle.

- Aha. - Aha what?

- And what is it doing here? - I don't know. Ask it.

- It almost slit me open just now. - It's plastic...

- Pure luck, my friend. - Come cuddle. It's the weekend.

Ludo, I've told you to take them in for weeks.

Yesterday you lied about it without batting an eye.

Okay, so I'll get up early on the weekend-