Robot Chicken: DC Comics Special II - Villains in Paradise

Arkham Asylum.

Prison to the greatest supervillains the world has ever known.

And Mr. Banjo.

Ever since the first "Robot Chicken DC Comics Special",

#RCDC

Humanity has been safe from these deviants.

Until...

the night.

And now, the Robot Chicken DC Comics Special 2

Villains in paradise.

Would you like to buy some girls scout cookies?

No!

Okay. Thanks, mister.

But Bizarro... said no.

Oh, this commute is murder.

Okay.

Let's do this!

Get aw...

Ow! You little vampires.

Oh, my moccasin.

Oh, no, not again!

No, no!

Just be gentle, Mr. Snappy.

What is wrong with this piece of shit!

Swipe it slower.

Ah, that's to slow.

Is it facing the right way?

Of course it's facing the right...

Okay, it was not.

Dad, this is total bull crap.

It's Spring Break.

My boyfriend invited me to his family's place at the beach.

Well, the court says I get you on weekends and holidays.

Like it or not, we're spending this time together.

Doing what?

Oh, I have a plan for you.

Give me a double espresso latte,

half decaf, medium foam, with a dusting of dutch chocolate.

That bald son of a bitch.

- Does Weather Wizard want coffee? - I texted him.

I think he's responding because those three dots are hovering right there.

Tall café latte, please.

Okay, that's $3.95.

You didn't ask me if I wanted whip or no whip.

Do you want whip?

- Whip. - Great.

Do I want an extra shot of espresso?

I don't know. Do you?

We'll see.

Oh, sorry. Hold on.

It's... It's in my keys.

It's in my keys.

It's on the house, okay.

Free or not free has nothing to do with it.

I don't know if I want it.

Only the coin knows if I want it.

Hang on.

Oh, come on. The Wi-Fi password doesn't work.

Aren't you a living supercomputer?

Use the Wi-Fi in your brain.

I don't have Wi-fi.

I have 3G.

And I'm locked in a shitty family plan.

Mom blows through all my data netflixing episodes of "Castle".

I have no minutes ever.

Ever!

Working here on your Spring Break? That's total bull crap, Lena.

Yeah. Well, tell that to Daddy War-Bald.

"Daddy War-Bald"!

We... We should follow each other on Twitter.

Damon Lindelof favorited my tweet once.

So, Lena over there has to work on Spring break.

Did you even know it was Spring break?

What does it matter? We don't get vacations.

That's what I told Lena!

She says that's so unfair.

Lena makes a lot of good points.

Oh! And you know she's vegan?

I really admire that Lena.

Weather Wizard wants an Americano.

Say we already left.

I'd like to introduce you to Superboy.

My, Uh... My clone.

What up?

"Clone"?

I knew you wouldn't have the guts to tell them the truth.

I never should have had your baby.

That's what I've been telling you for 16 years.

That's right, a clone!

A clone with no strings attached.

By sending a targeted energy pulse from our stealth drone,

we will deactivate the Justice League's power generator,

housed in the south quadrant of the Hall of Justice,

rending those hapless heroes completely defenseless and...

We're in the middle of a meeting!

Do you fools want to tell me what's so important?

Well, if you insist.

Welcome to the 1986 Smallville High School talent show!

My name is SexyLexy and we are Sexx Luthor!

Turn it off.

Oh, baby, baby, with that ass so sweet.

We're the brainy studs that you're dying to meet.

Sexx Luthor!

Sexx Luthor!

Come on! Lana Lang, Lana Lang with that sweet ponntang

I wrote you a song, now shake hands with my wang.

Sexx Luthor!

Sexx Luthor!

I said turn it off.

Just made it my ringtone.

I had a great time tonight, Iris.

Reverse-Flash!

You're not the only one who's good with ladies, Flash.

Feast your eyes on Revers-Iris.

My name is Tina.

Up, up and away!

Uh, don't you think you should sit down?

'Cause I'm gonna flying really fast.

I just think it would be safer.

I just... Isn't there another shape?

Couldn't you make it more... vehicular?

Why?

Look, it doesn't matter. Let's... Let's just go in the ball.

Oh, because it's emasculating.

Oh, boy. You're one of those "Just put it right out there" guys, aren't you?

Yes! It is emasculating.

It is emasculating to show up

with no superpowers in a lime-green safety bubble!

Oh. Well, no, let's talk about this for a second.

Earlier, you said "something more vehicular".

Like a plane?

- Sure - Okay, yeah. No, jet or prop?

Oh, a big prop plane, for sure!

And while you guys are fighting the robot,

I'll get in a dogfight with Snoopy.

Let's just go! I am sorry I ever said anything.

Look, I'm not gonna fly you in the bubble.

I know you hate it, and that's all I'll be thinking about.

There does come a time

when you must unwind.

And it's just the wind

and your superfriends.

Be set free.

Upon the sea.

And you're with your superfriends

until the super end.

Just sailin'!

Sailin'!

Sailing!

Sailing!

I... I got to call my dad.

Which will bump Eddie's plan to the end of march,

but I don't think anyone loves "Malcolm in the riddle" anyway.

All in favor?

All in favor?

Okay, what's the problem?

You're working us to the bone, Luthor!

We've butt-polished these seats into reflective surfaces.

I pulled a chair for Grodd the other day

and got into a staring contest with his brown eye!

Why don't we get vacations?

Vacation!

Vacation!

You idiots have plenty of time off.

It's called prison.

Luthor is correct!

I, Starro The Conqueror, require no vacation.

Why when I'm defeated by the Justice League,

I'm back to business the next day.

I was at the drawing board, not the shuffle board.

I... Uh, hey, where we going?

Oh, two guys taking a leak. All right, well, it's odd...

We're on the same page, right, guys?

You shouldn't flush those things.

That's how New York got giant alligators in the sewers.

That's just an urban legend.

Oh, you think so?

Moving on a new business...

I have four mochas, two whipped, two naked.

What? My daughter Lena is supposed to bring the coffee.

Who the fuck are you?

That's my nephew Calvin, isn't he great? Trying to help my sister out.

I'm taking Lena shift while she's on vacation with her boyfriend

Lena does what she wants.

No!

This insubordination will not stand!

Well, you heard him. Go. It's over. I tried, but it didn't work out.

It is what it is, okay? Tell sis I love her.

What? What are you looking at. Get the fuck out of here.

Brainiac, tap into the grid!

We'll cross-reference the database of every airline in the country until...

Lena's Instagram is blowing up with vacay pics!

That beach house looks amazing!

Grodd, cross your legs, I can see your dick.

Lena thinks she can defy me?

You all wanted a vacation?

Well, the Legion of Doom is going to the beach.

Flight mode engaged.

What?

The Hall of Doom... It flies.