Half Ticket (हाफ टिकट)

Don't worry. Don't worry.

Listen doctor, I came here to get my head treated.

But why are you after my stomach? - Don't worry, sir.

I'm sorry, but the stomach and brain are closely connected.

Very, very deep connection. You understand?

If you didn't have a stomach, why would you need a brain?

What is the need of your brain? Be at ease, please.

Let me perform my duty. - But please listen, doctor.

Now I'll examine your brain. - Right.

I've never seen a doctor using a stethoscope on the head.

And you've never seen a doctor like me either, sir.

For your information. I'm not an ordinary doctor. .

. . but an able one.

Let me see your brain perfectly now.

Very very strange. The head's completely empty!

Eh? What's wrong? - Sorry sir, but. .

Either your head's empty or I've gone mad

You've gone mad !

I had come for my son's problem. And you're treating me instead !

Sorry, sir. But I go to the root of the malady. And you are it!

You're the root of everything. You understand my point?

But by the time you get to the root of it, my son will go mad !

His madness is increasing day by day.

But why get scared, sir?

If your son does go mad, bring him to me.

Why am I here for?

After all, I'm the mental doctor of your whole family!

Take this. Two tablets daily. Morning and evening with water.

Yes. - Do I have to take these?

No. They're for your heart.

It's very weak

If you get too nervous, it may fail, you see.

I'm doubtful of your heart.

Sir, my fees? - Fees! I'm feeling more nervous!

Master! Master! Your youngest son has taken the car.

He has taken the car? - How? - He drove it.

Stupid ! Idiot!

But father, we've to attend a Board meeting today.

Yes. And you're giving a tea party this evening.

What are you gaping at, silly? Go get a taxi.

Of course, sir

Idiot!

Hello! Who is speaking? Principal?

I'm his eldest son speaking. Yes

What? Really? A strike?

Strike? The taxi's or the mills? - No, in Vijay's college

That was the college Principal. Vijay has started a strike there.

And now he's become the leader and giving a speech !

This is a very good college. What? - A college.

Where every student has to pay fees. Pay?

Fees. . - But. .

He's a very poor student. What is he? - A poor student.

Who couldn't pay his fees for the past six months

He is. . - He couldn't pay his fees.

That's why his name has been. . struck off!

Is that correct? - No!

Is it proper? - No!

So if this poor student, Mr. Sarju Prasad Pandey. .

. . is not re-admitted in college, we'll all unite and go on strike.

What will we do? - Strike!

We will all unite and go on a hunger strike

What will we do? - Go on a hunger strike.

We'll show non co-operation. What will we do?

Non co-operation !

We'll take umbrellas and parade with slogans.

What will we do? - Parade with slogans

Long live Mr. Sarju Prasad Pandey!

Long live Mr. Sarju Prasad Pandey!

Long live Mr. Sarju Prasad Pandey!

Long live the student's union !

Long live Mr. Sarju Prasad Pandey!

Long live the student's unity!

Long live the student's unity!

Long live Mr. Sarju Prasad Pandey!

Long live Mr. Sarju Prasad Pandey!

Long live the student's unity!

Long live the student's unity!

Vijay. .- Hurray!

Long live Mr. Sarju Prasad Pandey!

Student's unity. . - Hurray!

My car. . - Hurray!

My car. . - Hurray!

Father. . - Hurray!

Father. . - Hurray!

Father. . - Hurray!

How much does that boy owe? - Rs. 120.

Right, take this.

To hell with the poor!

For Rs 120, my car worth Rs 32,000 is being ruined totally!

Your whole college is piled on it! Understand?

Your receipt, sir. - Hello.

One moment, sir

Because of the chaos your son has created today in the college. .

. . he can't study here anymore.

You mean. - He'll be rusticated.

You mean, you'll throw him out? - Yes, I'm sorry, but I am helpless.

Thank you ! Do you know, you just saved me.

Don't you understand? He has learnt to go on strike.

If he studies further, he'll lead laborers on strike in future.

By the grace of God, I too own 2 mills and 4 factories. Get me?

Today I'm happy as a lark. .

Because from today I'm rid of college.

You're singing, eh? Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

You've been expelled from the college?

You should be happy, brother. - Why?

Had I taken 5 years in B.A. and 10 years in M .A. like you. .

I won't let you be slaves to these Masters. .

What did I say?

You are all donkeys! an't you shout slogans?

Ramu. . - He won't work

Rahim. . - Neither will he!

Gopal. . - He'll sit tight too.

We'll go on strike. - Strike?

Now get up and move. .

Now come along. .

Where the hell is everybody? - We'll go to hell but. .

We'll have our rights!

You all go out. Bye.

What's wrong?

Ramu. - oming, sir.

Hurry up with the food. - oming, sir.

Forgive, sir. - Yes, very sorry.

I know it is late, but you'll remember the food. .

. .as we've brought the cooks from Bombay.

Yes, sir?

Where's Ramu? - With Rahim.

Where's Rahim? - With Gopal.

And Gopal's with the Lucknow ook and he's with the Bombay cook.

But where are they all? - In a cupboard. . locked up!

What's the matter? ome straight.

The servants are holding a meeting.

Meeting? - Just like you.

But they're going on a strike!

Strike? - Yes!

Mr. Lalchand, your servants are going on strike. .

And I've Rs 50,000 in shares in your factory.

Don't worry, sir

Every worker in my factory and mill is a loyal man.

Just like me

Sir, if one of your car tyres get punctured, replace it with another.

This boy is very sharp! - Right said.

Increase his pay by Rs. 10.

Honestly. . this is Really mouth-watering

Eat it. Your eyes will start watering too!

Shut up!

This is nothing, sir. The food I had at your place. .

Oh God ! My tooth's gone

It's not cooked properly. Must be that cook from Bombay!

The city of the rich !

Oh God. . I'm on fire! Fire!

Fire. - What happened?

Water. . water. . - What happened to him?

Water. - Hail Lord Hanuman !

hilly. . chilly. .

hilly?

hilly. - Here, have something sweet.

Please sir. . I'm so very sorry. I'll get you some fresh food. .

Why do you bother, sir? When I'm around. . Why go in a flap?

I'll get you some fresh food right now.

Fresh. . farm fresh.

Lord Ram. May he be ruined.

Fresh. . farm fresh.

Fresh. Fresh.

Sorry, bit I couldn't get anything fresher at such a short notice!

Here you are, sir. You too, sir.

You impertinent fool ! - You ape!

You ape!

May I get you some bananas and guavas?

Idiot! - Help!

Killed ! Poor boy's killed. Help!

Father, better have your dinner. - How can I eat, child?

This Vijay has put me off food forever.

He's not my son, but an enemy from my previous birth !

I think you should get him married. - What?

Household responsibilities will improve him.

Yes. You're absolutely right

''I'm the gardener of my own garden''

Hail Lord Shiva.

Sorry sir. I thought since water helps to grow plants. .

. . it may help to grow hair on your bald head.

Never mind. I'll think, I took a shower twice!

Tell me, are you a gardener here?

I'm the gardener and the owner too. I've planted all these plants.

But what's the matter? - The matter is. .

. .that I've come to talk about marriage.

What! At this age? - Dear Lord. I'm a celibate.

I mean, master youngest son. - You mean, Vijay?

I see. He's gone out. - Listen to me, will you?

The thing is, before I talk to the girl's parents. .

I must know something about the boy.

You mean private matters. - Yes.

Of course, I'll tell you

But only if you. . - Sure, sure.

Well, he looks fine from outside but actually. .

Actually?

Don't tell anybody, but he has one false eye. A glass one.

Glass one? Anyway, why should the girl bother about his eye?

What of his behavior though? - I'll tell you. . if you. .

But of course. . - He's a nice guy on the whole.

Just that at times he eats onions. - Onions?