Sweaty Beards

Sweet Birds Film AB.

Together with Bergatrol Film and Silverbull Film.

UNCONDITIONAL VIKINGS

Cast:

Thomas the Lunagust.

Isabela Alveborg.

Johan Vlesergrin

Bruno Brad

Peter Karlsod

Anders Dachtberg and others.

Welcome to Scandinavia and the Viking Age.

At that time people were happy with simple things,

such as animal sacrifice,

looting of Europe and fisticuffs to half-death.

Once a year people gathered in Ting to trade and settle differences

in the battle on the Isle of Death

2 opponents remained on a small island,

the one who came back was considered victorious.

Men's honor depended on the art of controlling the sword.

And even the gods fought with the giants.

When the god Thor rode through the sky, thunder rumbled.

Herds... but this, not very good...

herds... herds...

Herds of sheep grazed in the meadows to provide food.

Love and understanding were also very important...

but seriously, it's all nonsense...

they were just bloodthirsty savages and lived only for that,

to kill, maim and plunder,

dirty pagans, and that's the truth!

Do you have children when you grow up?

Yes, I already grew up.

Contrary to these bloodthirsty times, the Vikings were very romantic.

What is this stink?!

I like men who are so confident in themselves that they are silent.

Do not you want to sit down?

Who is it?

Oh, this is my brother, Sigtrig.

Is he the same Sigtrig?!

The most famous fighter in the world from the Island of Death?

Well yes.

Good evening!

It was an exciting journey. I defeated Franconian.

And what did you do, brother, while I was away?

Did he feed the pigs?

I took care of younger brothers and sisters.

What about... chickens?

Greetings, strangers!

Where are you going, strangers?

We go to Ting.

Take part in the great battle on the island of Death.

Jean Guyu divides each to the liver, until he utters his name completely.

Jan Charles Giber Amil Guillaume.

The name is long, but worthy, is not it?

Defend yourself!

We also go to Ting. We are there every year...

This is a good place, you can meet new friends here...

O-la-la!

See you.

As you have already noticed, Hildegen likes to flirt.

Oswald loves her, but she builds eyes to brave warriors, idols,

with which she can never be. With her father it was impossible to agree.

Marry me! What?!

Do not you dare to approach my daughter, otherwise I'll cut your heart out!

Father!

To win the attention of Hildegen, Oswald decides to learn the art of battle.

He comes to the sorceress for the potion that would make him invincible.

Of course, you have the right to choose. I absolutely do not care,

that you will choose a flower or a sword. If you choose a sword,

then your best friends and brother will die.

And then there will come a thousand years of war and suffering.

The flower will bring happiness.

The time of happiness and glory will begin. You will come again to me.

In the meantime, make love, not war.

Not having received the potion, Oswald

decides that he will never be with Hildegen.

He devotes himself to caring for the family. Coward, coward, coward.

He knows that his life will never change.

But one night for an unexplained reason.

A cruel murderer will lead him to a real fate.

Do not touch my father!

I can handle you, I can handle it.

And then he left. The most terrible killer of all time.

It is even said that he did not even exist...

Perset Olale.

Do not utter his name!

Taken off! Full garbage. Let's retake.

5, 4, 3...

Our hero, Oswald, met with the most terrible murderer - Perset Olale.

Do not utter his name!

Perset, Perset, Perset, come on!

I warned you.

So, let's continue our bloody story...

Oswald and his brothers-sisters consoled each other as best they could.

His older brother Sigtrig wants to fight him in Ting to take revenge.

Oswald hesitates.

Still, getting ready for the road,

Oswald bids farewell to his beloved brother, Thyorve.

And they set out on their journey.

Defend yourself! Are you a murderer?

No!

Are you sure?

No. Wait, I'm unarmed.

Oswald, lend him your sword.

Are you a berserker?

It's me berserker! Defend yourself, murderer!

Good, good, good, let me explain everything.

I'm Kolskag.

Do not you want to become invincible?

So that no one will ever be able to triumph over you?

Cheap divorce!

Wait, he really is not a killer.

Thank you, I'll make a berserker out of you.

So, berserkers. Let's start.

Only a few warriors could come to such a rage,

that their skin was becoming like armor - they were already berserkers.

The only problem was that they killed everyone on their way.

Only love could control the rage of berserkers.

I had a happy life at the court of Eric the Bloody Ax.

A true berserker is rarely met.

So, do you know who the murderer is? I'll finish it!

No!

Why do you say that?

You do not know who the murderer is, but I will not tell you.

Did you know that today Oswald has a birthday?

True?

The idea is yes. In any case, approximately these days.

Exactly! And I do not even have a gift.

You have a gift - make it a berserker.

Do you think he deserves it?

Believe me!

It seems to me that you are hiding something, I will kill you!

I did not see the killer in person. I swear! Please, Sigtrig!

Let me talk to him. I know that you are looking for a murderer.

You only know his name - Perset Olale.

That's what we'll do...

You call Perset to fight on the Isle of Death.

Then, you lure him to the beach, take a walk.

And as if accidentally stumbling, and here comes to help you Sigtrig.

I do not even know...

Think of Hildegen, this is a very courageous act.

Oswald is in Ting with the aim of finding Hildegen and showing her his again

acquired strength. He could not believe his happiness -

conquer Hildegen and become a warrior without

much risk of losing his head from his shoulders -

too good to be true.

Well, a day.

First pay - then touch, moron.

No, no, you only paid for it! Till!

Excuse me, have you seen a beautiful girl here?

Did I see a beautiful girl? Yes, they are full here, just look around.

No, no... she's so... blonde.

Clear business!

Her name is Hildegen.

Hildagen Knitsan?

The most beautiful girl in Götaland, she would have been desired by everyone

and who is here since the morning and told me where she is going?

Yes Yes Yes!

No, I do not know that.

But you just said...

Information paid.

Come on you!

Business is business.

She went into the woods, that way.

Only love can control berserker.

Let me go, beast.

Abduction for the purpose of marriage?

Wait, my father will find out about this!

I just wanted to talk.

You are the devil himself.

You can do anything you want with me, with a defenseless girl.

I did not want...

You will take advantage of my youth,

and then my father will make you marry me,

Oh, no, no, no.

No, no, no, I did not even think about it.

Why is that?

I think I'm losing consciousness... so weak and defenseless...

Just kidnapping to marry.

Hello, murderer!

I will avenge you for your father and I

challenge you to fight on the Island of Death.

Sigtrig! Sigtrig!

I... I bought it...

Rise and prepare for battle!

No, you can not die, it's just a scratch!

Oh, he must have stumbled and hit a sword.

This often happens. Now you must fight with Perset.

But I can not!

I had to foresee this.

If you do not fight, you will be an outcast.

There is no road back.

Otherwise, you will disappoint everyone, especially Hildegen.

You must fight!

I do not want!

Well, well, do not worry, dove.

Let the aroma of a thousand roses soothe you.

I have nothing to do with this.

Of course.

He is such a... He always has dirt under his nails.

Oh no! Let's go, let's go, my love.