Choo-Choo!

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- Created by Vic Amor - Honolulu, Hawaii - March 2012 - For Stefan Ionescu

Hello, Folks!

Here comes that old choo-choo now!

It's here! WOW!

Children! This is Mother Jane's car. Now, we sit close together so no one gets lost.

Are we going to sleep on this train tonight?

Yes, Kenneth, we sleep on the train tonight.

Then we'll be in our new orphan's home in the morning.

Listen, Fellas, this is where we make our getaway. Remember everything I told you.

Yes, but what if we get caught and get whipped?

Well, we get whipped anyway.

Don't you want to be a cowboy and wear fuzzy pants?

Sure!

Don't you want to fight Indians?

Sure!

Well then, stick to me.

Come, Children now! Stay close together, follow me!

Where did you get the funny clothes?

What? These?

Yeah.

Oh, you see, we're taking a trip on that train over there and we gotta wear these uniforms.

On a train?

- Yeah. - You sleep on the train, too?

Sure!

Y'all eat on the train, too?

Sure!

We get swell all-you-can-eats on the train, don't we, George?

Sure! We get two kinds of pie for breakfast.

Man, get that pride talk.

We've been eatin' and ridin' and sleepin' so much on the train, we're kinda tired of it.

What's that!?! You getting tired of eating?

Yeah.

Fried chicken 'n' gravy and watermelon 'n'

chocolate drops 'n' turkey 'n' soda pop 'n'

ice cream 'n' ham 'n' eggs 'n'

candy and ginger bread, and then more chicken and all kinds of jelly.

Sure gets me down!

Proper eatin' could never get me down.

Gee, you guys are sure lucky. We'd like to sleep and eat on the train.

Would you kids really like to take our places?

You said a mouthful of rooster, Fella.

Well, all ya gotta do is change clothes with us 'n' hop on that train.

But, Conductor, some of the children are missing. I can't go on without them.

I'm very sorry, Lady, but this is the mail train, and we've got to leave right on time.

- Oh, what will I do? - Now, don't you worry, I've reported the matter to the Police.

And they'll find them and I'll send them on the very next train.

-Oh, it's terrible. - C'mon, Lady, we gotta go.

Now, don't worry, everything's all right.

You know, children are just put on this Earth to worry people.

You'll have some of your own someday.

P....leeease!

Here are the missing kids. I found them down the street.

What do you children mean by running away?

Well, you see...

Oh, Mr. Henderson!

Here's these missing orphans. You'll have to take charge of them and take them on the train.

What?!? What?!? M...m... Me take charge of these brats?

What does that guy mean, brats?

We'll get him!

Children! Children!

Now listen here! You've gotta keep those children in their seats!

Well, I'm doing the best I can. So, there!

Well, do better than that! Ouch!

Now, little men shouldn't do that!

Aw! These are not my children, thank goodness for that!

- You know, I'm gonna take care of that baby for him. - Okay.

Here! Let me take care of the sweet little thing.

Well, thank goodness!

Here! Take your brat! Teach him some manners!

Smarty!

Baby shouldn't pull big man's tie.

Aw! Don't!

Oh, get off of my toe!

-I ain't on your toe! -You are! -I ain't! -You are! I ain't! -You are TOO!

Boys! Boys! Boys! Boys, please stop.