Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

And Then There Were None

Subtitles: Arigon

We'll be arriving soon. Please prepare to go ashore.

Look, Darling! You can see the island!

L...Look at this place!

Yo, Mendou! Why did you invite us here today?!

I dunno! I was invited too!

What?

Well then... I'll be back in a week!

Have a wonderful break!

W...Wait! I must ask you something!

What's with them?!

I really wonder... What the hell is the owner of this place into?!

Lum!

Smells moldy!

Smells moldy! It's okay. I sense no evil spirits.

My friends! My dear, dear friends from Tomobiki! Welcome to the island!

During your stay, please feel free to use anything here in any way.

I have prepared 10 rooms for you.

10 rooms?! But there are 11 of us, aren't there?

If you are as intelligent as I believe you to be...

you'll make this stay one of the most enjoyable weeks of your lives.

Now, make yourselves at home!

A-ha, so this is how it's done!

Breaking this infrared beam turns on the lights and audio tape.

It's the same principle as an automatic door.

A body-less host, eh?

It's so spooky! We shouldn't have come here!

It's too late for that now.

Looking down from the helicopter, the island seemed deserted...

and there are no other nearby islands. Besides, the chopper is gone.

So is the ship we came in.

Darling, as there aren't enough rooms for everyone, I'll stay with you.

No! No! No!

You can't do that! It's too dangerous! Lum and Shinobu will stay with me!

Damn! Talk about luxury at its finest!

If I were able to eat like this every day, I wonder, would that be a sinful act?

Let's find out!

It looks strange though... Strange?!

The chairs, dishes, silverware...

there are only 10 sets of them.

That means, logically speaking, there were 10 invited guests, right?

So, does that mean there's an uninvited guest among us?

Who could it be?

Is there something on my face...?

Unfortunately, my uncle was indeed invited.

I can guarantee that this is true.

Never mind that. Let's eat! Or the food will get cold and yucky!

Darling... this song...

Uh-huh. The music box I got in the mail plays the same song.

Oh, I got the same thing too!

Looks like this mansion's owner is really into this song.

I got one in the mail too.

What's the song called?

"Who Killed Cock Robin."

"Who Killed Cock Robin..." that's the title of the song.

Get up! Everyone up!

Who did this?!

Who did this?! A...A week's worth of food is gone!

Fortunately there are two refrigerators, so...

only 3 days' worth of food is gone... but still...

Cherry... Cherry's not here!

That rotten little monk!

Cherry! Yo Cherry! Wake up, Cherry!

Dammit... it's locked!

Open up, Cherry! Give us back our food!

S...Suppose he's dead or something... How can such a creature die?!

Just do it! Blast the door open!

Lum!

There!

He's not breathing.

That means...

He's dead.

The point is that the room was locked from the inside.

Which means that he ate himself to death.

And that's that!

Even after he's dead, he's still a royal pain in the ass!

Ataru! That's not nice!

Well?

There's a good chance that he was poisoned.

What?!

I... I'm sorry...

That means... the food inside the refrigerator was poisoned!

Well, we can't be sure that my uncle stole the food in the first place...

but that possibility can't be ruled out, I'm afraid.

Cherry has died for all of us?

No way!

Right now, call the others! I need to talk to all of you about something.

Yo Megane! Miss Sakura wants you!

Why in the world did they go in the basement?

They said that they wanted to check out the mansion.

Megane!

Oh! Darling!

Oh? Perm!

What'cha doing?

Hey Perm!

Ohh! Kakugari!

Darling!

Darling, are you awake now?

Four dead, all at once.

Since we arrived, five of us have died within a 24-hour period.

That won't be the end of it... There'll be more deaths.

What do you mean by that, sir?

The music box...

This is a serial murder, based on the Mother Goose "Cock Robin" rhyme!

You can't be serious! What next, Agatha Christie?!

Well, just listen... these are the words...

"Who killed Cock Robin?"

'I', said the Sparrow, 'With my bow and arrow, I killed Cock Robin.'

"Who saw him die?"

'I', said the Fly, 'With my little eye, I saw him die.'

"Who caught his blood?"

'I', said the Fish, 'With my little dish, I caught his blood.'

"Who'll make his shroud?"

'I', said the Beetle, 'With my thread and needle, I'll make his shroud.'

"Who'll dig his grave?"

'I', said the Owl, 'With my spade and trowel, I'll dig his grave.'

The murders are based on the rhyme; what else could it be?!

Who'd want to do it, and why?! Who knows?!

So how does the rest of the rhyme go?

There are 14 stanzas in all. The rest of them are...

Mendou, let's go home! You've got your communicator, right?

Y...Yes, why don't we do that! So, call your helicopter, and...

But, you see...

someone must've...

Lum! Hurry! Summon your UFO!

It's impossible to call it from here!

I don't care if it's impossible! Just do it! Call anyway! Alright?

Darling...