Powder (ಪೌಡರ್)

Scared antelopes

Shivering peacocks

The tiger has turned into a cow out of fear

The eagle has turned into a parrot

As they sit still bowing their heads

Trapping them all in a palace of wax

Who is this savage?

Who are they?

Where did they come from?

Why are they here?

I'm about to tell you that very story.

Even if I twist and turn the story, I'm sure you'll straighten it out.

Let's me take you ahead.

Oh wait! Let me take you back in time!

India's population is 140 crores.

I wish to supply the powder to at least half the population!

Annachi powder company! Got it?!

I've slit the throat of the guy who recorded it.

How did this pen drive end up with you?

Memories, Annachi! Sweet memories of you and I.

Is that so?

One gust of the wind and you'll fly away.

You think you can threaten Annachi?

Aren't you getting your share on time?

What share are you talking about, Annachi?

I've been in business with you for 10 years.

Look at you.

You made it from an Alto to an Audi.

And here I am, unable to afford anything beyond a 'Macho' underwear.

I've decided.

I'll only wear a Jockey or nothing.

So, from today, I want my share in 'Powder'.

Mani! - Annachi?

Sir's asking for his share.

Hand it over. - Sure.

Ay! Not this. Hand me the other thing.

Well... Nope.

Wait! What the hell are you doing?!

How dare you point a gun at a cop? - Hold your horses!

I'm a gold medallist during my training! - Give me the damn thing!

Give it to me! - No. I won't!

Why the hell won't you?

Give it to me now!

All these years and you've never shared a reel with me on Instagram.

Yet, you want to share the powder with this country b******?!

Who are you calling a country b******?!

Your father's the b******!

Whoa! Annachi!

He just called you a country b******!

What?! - When did I call Annachi that?

When did he call me that?

When the heck did he call me that?!

Speak up! - Annachi!

You're like a father to me.

If he called my father a b******, doesn't that make you one?

Annachi, he's ruining things between us! - How dare you!

Annachi, calm down! - You mongrel!

Annachi, don't do this! - Annachi, don't spare him!

Mani! Let me go!

How dare you take commission from us and threaten us?!

Ay! Umesha!

Mani?

Are you gone for good? - Nope.

Annachi...

I'm gone.

He's still alive.

What do we do?

Pick him up and drop him at Pashupathi's clinic.

What?!

Pashupathi.. is a vet, right?

Dei middleman! You've been bugging me with questions since morning.

You messed it all up!

Of course. How could you abandon the calf in the shed and feed milk to this ass?

You moron! Give me the powder!

How does it smell?

Smells great! - Doesn't it?

Not everything white is powder.

Man who was once a monkey, reduced growing his tail and grew smarter.

From Sweet Potatoes to Pepper Corn.

From Champagne to iPhone.

He started to smuggle everything and founds numerous ways to do it.

Diamond in dates. Opium in chocolates.

Ivory in cricket bats.

Similarly, Talcum powder tins were filled with 'special powder'

and a network was created to smuggle it from China to India.

Jeeves would bear with all the peeves to get it across the border.

Annachi would receive and distribute it across the vast lands of Karnataka.

This man's confused if he's the Tiger or the Cow in the Punyakoti story.

Annachi had only one villain in his story.

Suleiman, the quickie loving quack.

Suleiman and the slides were a long lost love.

Forget sliding, the man can't even sit upright.

Yet, he continues to eye Annachi's chair.

"I don't want the chair. I just want my share" are the words of SI Umesh.

If these idiots cause trouble, the one who comes to fix it all is 'Make-up Mallika'.

She has all the cosmetics needed.

But the one who gets their makeup done, ends up seeing

the Lord of death instead of themselves, in the mirror.

Despite all the squabbles, gunfights and bloodshed between them, they're all like a family.

Every family needs a 'Daddy', right?

The doer, the result, the action and the big daddy of this drug cartel is...

BRUCE LEE!

God! Make sure my boxers dry faster.

Don't pinch me, Aishu.

Listen!

Attracting women should come from the genes within.

Not from the jeans on the exterior.

Dude, Surya!

Quit calling because it's free of charge.

Check if the other person's free enough to answer!

You ruined my sleep! Disgusting!

Was Sire sleeping?

Did I disturb you?

Let that be.

Tell me which one of these two is good.

Surya...

If it indeed is true love

Her eyes should be lost in yours.

Instead...

If her eyes are staring at your pants... - Ay!

Don't say such things!

It hurts!

Every Friday, you doll up just because she's coming to your store.

What have you ever got out of it?

For five years, both of you went behind trees, sat on bikes,

Left no place untouched, to love each other.

You didn't even spare the mental hospital.

It's already been two years since break up.

Let her go man! Just move on!

Let me tell you a bitter truth.

She doesn't care about your pants.

She cares about what's inside it. - Karana!

Did it hurt? - Yep.

I'm sorry.

I was gonna say, she doesn't care about your pants.

She cares about what's in the pockets.

Nothing like that.

Mine's pure love.

Balls!

So much for being pure.

Forget the word, I can't even bear the smell of it.

Come closer.

Become my business partner.

I'll find you the right life partner.

Hold this.

Exactly!

I'm glad you could finally trust me.

I've befriended a Chinese man on Facebook.

He'll send rejected products from online stores to our location.

We can sell it to your owner and make big bucks!

You didn't get what I meant back there, right? - What?

I did a big favour to a blockhead like you by letting you live with me.

And you expect me to trust you and give you money?!

Don't take away my only job with this half-baked idea of yours!

Fine. Let that be.

Why don't we sell those online rejects, online itself?

Let's make a fool out of him. What say?

Where's my bike key?

How's my idea?

This key doesn't unlock anything.

But your idea is superb. - Really?

All the best. Do it yourself!

Dude! Surya!

It's empty

Dude, why do you always cook only for yourself?

Am I your wife to feed you?! Get lost!

Surya! Will you ever prosper?

Will God be nice to you?

To hell with you!

You're my cutiepie, aren't you?

Don't be stubborn.

I'm almost done. Good boy.

See, how cute you look.

CHATTERBOX MOTHER-IN-LAW

Man's lost all his teeth, but hasn't stopped drooling.

He's been putting up an act just so this nurse can caress his cheeks every day.

Granny, shall I put apply some powder to you?

Please don't. I'm allergic to that smell.

Granny, there's a lot of age gap between you and grandpa, right?

SILENT DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

When he was of marriageable age, I hadn't even come of age.

Yeah, right. Why don't you tell her that you were a school going kid?

Look how such things don't escape his ears.

Tell him anything else and he goes deaf. - Let's go. I'm late for work.

I'll see you, Granny. - Bye aunty.

SILENT KILLER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

Today, the word 'Famous' is just on the hoarding.

In the future, it'll really become world famous.

Ay! Wait up.

Come here.

Every day, you're on time.

Why are you always late on Fridays?

Mummy has told me that temple runs are compulsory for me on Fridays.

She's looking for a virtuous, righteous and a lucky..

What? A lucky who?

She's praying that I find a lucky bride.

Well! Is she praying to a male deity or a female one?

Man, why do you do this to yourself?

Can't you be here on time?

I already have it.