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Subtitles by explosiveskull

Police Department!

Hello?

Police Department!

Hello?

Sir, if you can hear me I need you to acknowledge.

Shit!

I'm gonna put him in something warmer.

I feel like he's got a cold coming on.

Yeah. Good idea.

I put the heater on so it should warm up.

And I also plugged up those holes

that were letting in the drafts.

Well he's outgrown this one too.

Aww, that one was cool.

You liked that?

Yeah!

Who got it for us?

Your boss I think.

Huh.

We should probably donate this stuff to charity, though.

Or-or-wait. Who do we know that's expecting?

You want to give it away?

Let's just pack it for now.

I mean what if we have another one?

Pfft.

Well... let's just... see how it goes.

Is he asleep?

I think so.

Wanna take him to the crib?

No, I'm gonna wait a little bit longer.

Make sure he's totally out.

Well, hey...

Why don't I hold him, and you can...

take that bath you didn't get around to earlier.

Just... relax a little.

- Really? - Yeah.

Yeah, I'll just...

watch something out here for a while.

Oh, but quietly!

I will put captions on.

OK. If you're sure.

Yeah.

He's probably gonna wake up the second I dip a toe in.

I can handle it.

No... you can come get me.

It's just the way he's been lately.

Anyway I won't be long.

Take your time.

Thanks!

There's no hot water.

It's barely even lukewarm.

Not again.

Do we have to call that guy back again?

No. No.

I saw what he did when he was here last time.

It's basically just like cleaning a mesh.

I'm pretty sure I can do it.

Oh OK, good.

I really didn't like him. He gave me the creeps!

Yeah.

Well, another raincheck I guess.

Sorry.

Are you gonna fix it?

Yeah. First thing in the morning.

All right.

Let's just go to bed.

Ah! Goddam...

Sorry!

You've got to be more careful.

You almost woke him up again!

I know. I know.

It's too dark. I can't see anything.

Well that's why we have a nightlight.

It's a nightlight. Still can't see anything.

Takes a while for your eyes to adjust.

Am I supposed to, like, stand in the corner

over by the door in the dark for, like, five minutes?

Yeah! Maybe you should!

No.

Maybe it's time to move the crib into the nursery.

Yes! Yes.

I've been saying that for weeks.

We can finally walk around here without having to tiptoe everywhere.

Or flip on a light switch every once in a while.

Watch TV in the next room

without having to worry about gunshots or explosions...

And...

probably all sorts of other advantages that I can't think of right now...

OK, well you can move the crib over tomorrow.

- Goodnight! - Gooodnight!

It's cold this morning, huh?

Yeah. I think winter is well and truly here now.

Cereal?

Uh... Yes, please.

Oh, you know what? Don't make me any coffee.

No?

No, I think I'm gonna skip the caffeine this morning.

Gonna try and take a nap.

Yeah he did not take it easy on us last night.

What about you?

What about me?

What are you up to this morning?

Uhhh... I am moving the crib... is what I'm doing.

Aren't you forgetting something?

I... am fixing the water heater and then I am moving the crib.

Shhhh. Shhhh.

You've been saying you're gonna replace those old things since we bought the place!

I know! I was... I am... I-I just...

Didn't get around to it.

Great. Back to square one.

Almost time to wave 'bye' to our little roommate.

Oh you know I have laundry in there, right?

Really? Can you move it, please?

Ahhh. OK.

It's... it's not gonna fit through the door.

I'm gonna have to take it apart.

OK - room's all clear.

Hey did you lock this again?

No.

Well it's locked.

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

Can you get me one of those spiky things?

So I can unlock it.

Why do you keep doing this?

I said I didn't mean to.

It's the little button thing.

Sometimes it gets pressed by mistake.

Here.

Thank you.

Hummm...

Do you need this, right now?

No.

OK. Then I'm gonna put this right...

Uh... I'm gonna put this right here...

For next time.

I've literally only done it two times.

Three. Now.

Which makes three to zero.

OK. Stop.

Are we gonna put the TV back up there?

Uh... yeah eventually.

Just let me deal with this first.

It was supposed to be on vibrate!

That one was your fault.

All right...

There we go!

Yeah, take a look.

It's a pretty good picture.

I'm happy with that.

Have to see how it works at night.

It has night vision, you know.

So that's playing in his room right now?

Yeah... no. I don't think we'll be using that feature.

Ah! Nice.

It even tells us what the temperature is in there.

That could be useful.

Yeah...

65... right now.

Is that a bit low?

I should check. See...

They say it should be...

68 degrees.

All right. I'm gonna go turn it up.

All right...

I set it to 70 degrees.

What? What's wrong?

Are you OK?

It's just too much for me.

What do you mean?

This... him... everything!

You're doing great.

Am I?

I see other moms

they have themselves together way more than me.

I mean, I'm a mess.

I should have the hang of it by now, but I just

I feel like I'm slipping further underwater every day.

I just feel exhausted all the time.

I mean... all the time!

Hey...

No, look. I know.

I'm feeling drained too.

I think that's just... what it is.

Are we bad parents?

I think it's too early to tell!

I think we probably have to wait another 10 or 15 years, and...

we can check his grades and

administer a drug test.

That sort of thing.

But this?

This is temporary.

And we'll get through it.

Of course we will.

I mean... no one ever said it was gonna be easy, right?

I had no idea it was gonna be this hard.

Yeah.

It's been harder than I expected too.

And lately it...

feels like it's been getting harder, not easier.