The Wizard of Oz

She isn't coming yet, Toto.

Did she hurt you?

She tried to, didn't she?

Come on. We'll go tell uncle Henry and auntie em. Come on, Toto.

Just listen to what miss gulch did to Toto...

Dorothy, please. We're counting.

- But she hit him... - Don't bother us now, honey.

The Incubator's gone bad and we're likely to lose a lot of our chicks.

Oh, that poor little thing.

But miss gulch hit Toto with a rake...

Because she says he chases her nasty old cat every day.

Seventy. Dorothy, please.

But he doesn't do it every day. Just once or twice a week.

He can't catch her old cat anyway.

- And now she says she's gonna... - Dorothy. Dorothy, we're busy.

Oh, all right.

Zeke: How's she coming? Hunk: Take it easy.

You got my finger.

Get your finger out of the way.

Hickory: There you are. Hunk: Right on my finger.

Lucky it wasn't your head.

Zeke, what am I gonna do about miss gulch? Just because Toto...

Listen, honey, I got them hogs to get in.

Dorothy, you ain't using your head. You'd think you didn't have any brains.

- I have so got brains. - Well, why don't you use them?

Don't go by miss gulch's place.

Then Toto won't get in her garden, and you won't get in no trouble, see?

Oh, hunk, you just won't listen, that's all.

Well, your head ain't made of straw, you know.

Say, get in there before I make a dime bank out of you.

Listen, kid...

Are you gonna let that old gulch heifer try and buffalo you?

She ain't nothing to be afraid of. Have a little courage.

Dorothy: I'm not afraid of her.

Next time she squawks, walk up to her and spit in her eye.

- That's what I'd do. - Oh! Oh!

Oh! Zeke!

Help! Help me, Zeke! Get me out of here!

Help!

Oh! Oh!

- Hickory: Are you all right, Dorothy? - Yes, I'm all right.

I fell in, and Zeke...

Why, Zeke, you're just as scared as I am.

You gonna let a little old pig make a coward out of you?

Look at you...

What's all this jabber-wapping when there's work to be done?

I know three farm hands that'll be out of a job.

Dorothy was...

I saw you tinkering with that contraption.

- You and hunk get back to that wagon. - Hickory: All right.

But someday they'll erect a statue to me...

Well, don't start posing for it now.

Can't work on an empty stomach. Have some crullers.

Hunk: Gosh, Mrs. Gale. Auntie em: Just fried.

You see, Dorothy toppled into the...

It's no place for Dorothy around a pigsty.

Feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia.

- Yes. - Auntie em...

You know what miss gulch said she was going to do to Toto?

- She said she'd... - Auntie em: Stop imagining things.

You always get in a fret over nothing. You just help us out today...

And find yourself a place where you won't get into any trouble.

Some place where there isn't any trouble.

Do you suppose there is such a place, Toto?

There must be.

It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train.

It's far, far away.

Behind the moon...

Beyond the rain...

Somewhere over the rainbow

way up high

there's a land that I heard of

once in a lullaby

somewhere over the rainbow

skies are blue

and the dreams that you dare to dream

really do come true

someday I'll wish upon a star

and wake up where the clouds are far behind me

where troubles melt like lemon drops

away above the chimney tops

that's where you'll

find me

somewhere over the rainbow

bluebirds fly

birds fly over the rainbow

why then

oh, why can't I?

If happy little bluebirds fly

beyond the rainbow

why, oh, why

Miss gulch: Mr. Gale. Uncle Henry: Howdy, miss gulch.

I want to see you and your wife about Dorothy.

- What has Dorothy done? - What's she done?

I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg.

- You mean, she bit you? - No, her dog.

Oh, she bit her dog, eh?

That dog's a menace. I'm taking him to make sure he's destroyed.

Destroyed. Toto?

Oh, you can't. You mustn't.

Auntie em. Uncle Henry. You won't let her, will you?

Of course we won't.

Uh, will we, em?

Please, aunt em.

Toto didn't know he was doing anything wrong.

I'm the one that ought to be punished. Send me to bed without supper.

Hand over that dog or I'll bring a suit that'll take your farm.

The law protects folks against dogs that bite.

How about if she keeps him tied up? He's gentle.

- With gentle people, that is. - That's for the sheriff to decide.

This order allows me to take him. Unless you wanna go against the law.

Uncle Henry: Hm. Yes.

We can't go against the law. I'm afraid poor Toto has to go.

- Now you're seeing reason. - No.

Here's what I'm taking him in, so he can't attack me again.

No, no. I won't let you take him.

- You go away or I'll bite you myself! - Auntie em: Dorothy.

You wicked old witch. Uncle Henry, auntie em, don't let her take Toto.

I've got an order.

- Let me have him. - Please stop.

Put him in the basket, Henry.

- The idea. - Don't, uncle Henry.

Oh, Toto.

Almira gulch, just because you own half the county...

Doesn't mean you can run the rest of us.

For 23 years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you.

And now...

Well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it.

Toto, darling.

Oh, I got you back. You came back.

I'm so glad.

They'll be coming back for you in a minute.

We've got to get away.

We've got to run away.

Professor: Well, well, well. Houseguests, eh?

And who might you be?

No, no. Now, don't tell me.

Let's see. You're...

You're traveling in disguise.

No, that's not right. You're...

You're going on a visit.

No, I'm wrong. Let's see what we...

You're... you're running away.

How did you guess?

Professor marvel never guesses, he knows.

Now, why are you running away? No, no. Now, don't tell me.

They... they don't understand you at home. They don't appreciate you.

You want to see other lands. Big cities, big mountains, big oceans.

Why, it's just like you could read what was inside of me.

Toto, that's not polite. We haven't been asked yet.

Oh, he's perfectly welcome.

As one dog to another, huh?

Now, let's see, where were we?

Why can't we go with you and see all the crowned heads of Europe?

Do you know any? Oh, you mean the thing. Yes.

Well, uh, I never do anything without consulting my crystal first.

Let's go inside here. We'll... Just come along. I'll show you.

That's right. Here.

Sit right down here. That's it.

This is the same genuine, magic, authentic crystal...

Used by the priests of Isis and osiris in the days of the pharaohs...

In which Cleopatra saw the approach of Julius Caesar and Marc Anthony.

And so on, and so on. Now...

You'd better close your eyes, my child, for a moment...

In order to be better in tuned with the infinite.

We can't do these things without reaching out into the infinite.

Yes, that's all right. Now you can open them.

We'll gaze into the crystal.

What's this I see? A house with a picket fence...

And a barn with a weathervane...

Of a running horse.

- That's our farm. - Yes.

Yes. There's a woman.

She's wearing a polka-dot dress. Her face is careworn.

That's aunt em.

Yes. Her name is Emily.

That's right. What's she doing?

Well, I can't quite see.

Why, she's crying. Someone has hurt her.

Someone has just about broken her heart.

Well, it's... it's someone she loves very much.

Someone she's been very kind to.

Someone she's taken care of in sickness.

I had the measles once, and she stayed right by me every minute.

Professor: Uh—huh.

What's she doing now?

Yes, she's... what's this?

Why, she's putting her hand on her heart.

- She's dropping down on the bed. - Oh, no, no.

Well, that's all. The crystal's gone dark.

You don't suppose she could really be sick, do you?

- Oh, I've gotta go home right away. - I thought you were going with me.

No, I have to get to her right away.

Come on, Toto. Come on.

Goodbye, professor marvel. And thanks a lot.

Better get under cover, Sylvester. A storm's blowing up.

A whopper, to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry.

Poor little kid. I hope she gets home all right.

Uncle Henry: Get them horses loose!

Where's hickory? Hickory?