Spree

Hey, guys, what's up? Kurt here from Kurt's World.

Hey, guys, how's it going? It's Kurt from Kurt's World.

Hey, guys, how's it going? Kurt from Kurt's World here.

Hey, what's up, guys? Kurt here from Kurt's World.

Hi, everybody. This is Kurt from Kurt's World.

And today I'm going to draw my life.

Something in these videos that I really appreciate

is everybody's complete honesty in telling their life story.

And where does this story take place?

Los Angeles... That's where I was born,

although shortly after, my parents had to move out to Azusa

'cause it's just a little bit more affordable

and better for raising a family.

Hey, Dozier.

Mom's gone, so I'm in charge.

I remember it like it was yesterday,

and we watched the planes crash into the buildings

millions of times.

People jumping out of the windows,

running around, the dust, the fire.

And even though I didn't fully understand everything back then,

I knew that no one could ever forget an event like that,

real or fake.

Hey, what's up guys? It's Kurt from Kurt's World.

I'm here with my dad. We're in the studio.

Working on this dope new track for Bezar.

- Really? - Yeah yeah.

Well, check... Yeah check this out, though.

Kurt's World. Dad, seriously put the hat on.

Alright.

There you go.

After the divorce, Mom was really upset,

so I decided to stay home with her and be a good son.

And I don't know how it happened,

but one thing led to another,

and I started really getting into online gaming.

I'm gonna fuck you h... so...

I'm gonna fuck you so hard.

In 2009, I officially started Kurt's World,

kicking off the empire you know today.

That's pretty cool huh?

This is a program where I've made all

of some of the most influential beats

and some of my top beats.

Control-shift.

That's my favorite shortcut.

Life hacks, reviews,

and all the little things in between

that make life really cool and so much fun.

That's where all the magic happens.

Just kidding. Um...

What I like about these right off the bat is that...

Is how they seem.

The mouthfeel on this... otherworldly.

And that's also when I started babysitting.

You know, 'cause it's important to stay current.

Those kids were a great source for new content.

And I'm still friends with most of them today.

Shout-out to my friend Bobby Bud Lee @BobbyBaseCamp.

You tell them, Bobby.

Oh, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

God fucking damn it!

What's up, guys? Here from Kurt's World.

- What's up? - Oh, my fucking God.

Here with BobbyBaseCamp.

- Fuck! I just died. - What's up?

Kurt, do not fucking double-dip my stream.

- Okay? - Sorry.

These values have followed me

all the way to my new job, a Spree driver.

And the cool thing about Spree

is that you're interacting with people all the time.

It's amazing for content and for just in general.

Wow, that is an old Smart & Final right there.

But it's not always easy making great content day after day.

Sometimes it's just you, yourself, and your brain.

And that can be frustrating.

I haven't made a video in a long time

because it's... things aren't really awesome for me right now.

And it's been kind of hard for me to find Kurt.

Especially in these videos,

it's been really tough for me to find...

It's been really tough for me to find Kurt, and I'm just...

It's been really tough for me to find Kurt...

I don't even know why I'm making these videos.

Metrics.

It is a numbers game, and right now...

I just feel like a zero.

But that's usually when you come up with your best breakthroughs.

I know I did.

Yo, guys, what's going on?

It's me, Kurt from Kurt's World,

and I just realized something big.

And I'm calling it "The Lesson."

This is a surefire way for me to go viral, and guess what.

The best part being I can do it all

from the front seat of my Spree.

So you guys stayed tuned, buckle up,

and I'll show you the ropes.

Alright? Peace out. Much love, you guys.

#PeaceOut.

Peace out. Peace out.

Make sure to follow... Follow me for "The Lesson."

Peace out.

Hey, guys, how's it going? It's Kurt from Kurt's World.

And welcome to "The Lesson."

For all of you out there who don't know me, get ready,

'cause you're about to know me.

I'm Kurt.

Step one... Organizing your bottles.

If you check out the video that I uploaded last week

on Kurt's World, you're already gonna know

how to prepare them before your ride.

You've got to remember, guys,

what we're doing here is important.

You're creating a brand.

Actually, hold up.

Real step one... Get... your... rig... together.

If you're not documenting yourself, it's simple.

You just don't exist.

And for my premium subscribers,

if you hop on to Kurt's World, you can choose your own angles.

Plus, I'll be screen-sharing my phone all night

for unlimited behind-the-scenes access.

So don't sleep on that.

Okay, guys, well, I guess... I guess that's it.

I hope you guys enjoyed this live stream,

and make sure to share and comment on all your socials

using the hashtag #TheLesson.

- Thanks, Kurt. - Shit, I almost forgot.

Mom.

Hey, Mom.

Let's go!

I know that we all have our issues.

So let me just say this.

There's a trigger warning in place.

I'm not gonna be offended if you can't watch.

But, yeah, for all my real ones out there,

uh, it's time to go viral, baby.

Okay, guys, so we're here at the first passenger's house.

Uh, here to pick up Frederick.

And here he comes.

Alright, guys, now, the record for a rideshare driver is six.

So you're gonna want to at least top that number

if you want to hit it big-time.

- Frederick. - That's me.

Hey. I'm Kurt, your Spree driver.

And you're going to Grand Castle Banquet Hall.

- Highland Park, right? - You got it, brother.

Let's go.

Uh...

Hey?

What's up, dude?

What's, uh, going on here?

What?

Lot of fucking cameras in here, brother.

Oh, yeah, right.

Hey, guys. Hope that's okay.

And what if I say it isn't?

It's for my protection.

Oh, right, got you.

Oh, there's some water back there if you want some.

I'm good.

Got a charger, though?

You bet.

- Always be charging. - Uh-huh.

Well, I've been working on a speech all day,

so this sucker's drained.

A speech? Big event?

About 3,000 people.

3,000 people? That's a lot of eyeballs on you.

Yeah. Lot of people are excited, so...

Actually, you want to tell my followers

how you greet your audience?

That would be great.

What do you mean your followers?

Right, yeah, no, I'm actually just recording a tutorial.

That's cool. About what?

Oh, I'm giving people tips on how to, like, you know,

up their social-media game.

Very cool.

- While you're driving, huh? - Yeah, yeah.

It's good to see men like us

trying to master this, you know, social-media stuff.

We're gonna need it.

Yeah.

What do you mean men like us?

White men.

You are white, aren't you?

Yeah.

Yeah, you are.

It's good. Say it with me.

I'm white and I'm proud.

Uh... no.

Wait, are you Jewish?

Whites, blacks, Asians, Latinos, we're all the same.

Okay.

Have you read the IQ studies?

Do you know what's going on in Chicago right now?

Bobby, don't worry. It's all good.