Futurama

That was the worst delivery ever.

Yeah. I'm never going to another planet called cannibalon.

Me, neither.

Food was good, though.

Oh, great news, everyone.

Shove it. We quit!

In that case, I'll have to hire a new crew

to go on our company vacation.

Vacation?

All right! Whoo!

This is great.

I haven't had time off since I was 21 through 24.

It's just my way of thanking you

for not reporting my countless violations

of safety and minimum wage laws.

Aw, you.

I've booked us all on the maiden voyage

of the largest, most luxurious

space cruise ship ever built.

The Titanic.

Looks nice.

Hey, uh, where's my suitcase?

Oh!

As mayor of new New York

it's my pleasure to introduce the honorary captain

for the Titanic's maiden voyage.

A man who single‐handedly defeated the retiree people

of the assisted‐living nebula‐‐

zapp brannigan!

Oh, god,

not zapp brannigan.

You know zapp brannigan?

Let's just say we've crossed paths.

Was that before or after you slept with him?

She's a beautiful ship, all right.

Shapely, seductive.

I'm going to fly her brains out.

And now, without further ado

I christen this ship Titanic.

Uh‐huh.

Oof!

Hmm.

Well, well, well,

the lady Leela.

Take notes, kif.

You're about to witness the subtle waltz

known as seduction.

So, trapped on a ship with me.

What say you and I knock some very sensual boots?

It's tempting but, uh,

I have a fiancé now.

Uh‐‐ um‐‐ uh‐‐

um‐‐ uh‐‐ well‐‐

uh, him!

Fry, darling, meet zapp brannigan.

Huh?

How do you do?

Hmm.

Ah, here's my stateroom.

Whoa, where is it? Come on.

Oh!

Now, hermes

you and your lovely wife, labarbara

have the suite through there.

And Dr. Zoidberg

your marble tank is on the other side.

Man, first class seems nice.

It'll seem even nicer once you've seen your room.

Looks like we're on the fiesta deck.

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‐ ‐

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This is it.

Well, at least we get a window.

Well, I'm tired of this room and everyone in it.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to pop over to the casino

for the next 135 hours.

I think I'll go fill up on bisque at the buffet.

I guess that just leaves you and your fake fiancé...

All alone on a romantic cruise.

Take it off or I'll break it off.

Okay!

Captain's inspection.

Mm‐hmm.

I'm betting it all.

Come on!

Baby needs a new pair of feet!

Snake eyes.

Wait, my cheating unit malfunctioned.

You got to give me a do‐over.

Sorry, the house limit is three do‐overs.

Next shooter.

Ah.

Give me your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink.

You got it.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm bender.

Charmed.

I'm the countess de la roca.

I was surprised to see another robot

staying in first class.

Most of the robots I meet are laborers.

I assure you, I barely know the meaning

of the word "labor."

Oh, Mr. Bender.

Please, call me bender.

Oh, well, goodness.

I‐i don't‐‐

Kif, I'm feeling the captain's itch.

I'll get the powder, sir.

No, the itch for adventure.

Prepare to change course.

Sir, this is a leisure cruise.

Our path was set by the travel agency.

That's for schoolgirls.

Now here's a route with some chest hair.

But that course leads directly

through a swarm of comets.

Yes, comets.

The icebergs of the sky.

By jackknifing from one to the next

at breakneck speed

we might just get some kind of gravity boost...

Or something.

It's time to shove a jalapeño

up this ship's tailpipe.

Divert power from the shields.

Full speed ahead.

Oh, yeah.

Amy! Hello!

Mom! Dad?

What are you doing here?

We were planning on enjoying a relaxing vacation

but since you're here, we'll have to do some meddling.

We met the nicest boy in the cabin next to ours.

He's not very ugly.

You should marry him

or at least use him to conceive a grandchild for us.

There he is at the buffet.

Uh, he seems really nice, but...

Well, I already have a boyfriend.

Really? Where is he?

And why isn't he here right now

fathering our grandchild?

Uh‐‐

well, our accommodations aren't great

but it sure is beautiful out here.

Yeah. It's pretty romantic.

I mean platonic.

Th‐that sure is one platonic view.

Fry, just be quiet.

I'm beginning to think this whole fake fiancé thing

was a terrible, terrible‐‐

Hmm?

Mmm.

Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time

but if things don't work out with this pip‐squeak here

I just want you to know

I'll be there to score you on the rebound.

Uh, look.

Before you get any crazy ideas, that was for zapp.

Well, you got anything else for him?

All right.

Can we try not to complicate this?

Mom, dad,

I'd like you to meet fry,

my boyfriend.

Hmm?

Mmm.

Mmm!

Mmm. Mmm.

See you later, wuv‐ums.

It would've been nice if you'd told me

you were going out with Amy.

I'm not going out with Amy.

It's just to fool her parents.

Hey, you're not jealous, are you?

What?

No, no, of course not.

Good. 'Cause I consider my fake relationship with you

a lot more meaningful.

Mind if I freshen up a bit before we go out?

I was just about to suggest the same thing.

Mmm? Mmm.

Pay dirt.

Lovely, isn't it?

Yeah.