My Best Friend's Famous

Hi, my name is Sean Reilly.

I'm reading for the role of Marcus today.

I'm five foot 10 inches tall

and I am willing to shave.

Decent.

Hello, my name is Sean Reilly.

I am five foot 10 inches tall.

I am willing to shave for Marcus.

Hello, my name is hello, hello.

Hi, Sean Reilly here, no?

Hello, my name is Sean Reilly.

I'll be reading for the role of Marcus today.

I am five foot 10 inches tall

and I'm willing to shave.

Why is it always willing to shave?

Hi, my name is Sean Reilly.

I am five foot 10 inches tall.

I am reading for the role of Marcus today

and I am willing to shave.

And I am willing to shave, I am willing to shave.

So simple.

Hi, I'm Sean Reilly.

I'm reading for the role of Marcus today, I am five,

Jesus.

Ow.

Sean, I'm Sean.

Hello, my name is Sean Reilly, I'm read,

Ugh!

Hello, my name is Sean Reilly.

I'm reading for the role of Marcus today.

I'm five foot 10 inches tall

and I'm willing to shave.

Just normal.

Hi, my name is Sean Reilly

and I'm reading

for the role of Marcus today.

What is this guy doing?

Hey buddy.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You disgust me!

No you, fuck shit cunt rag,

just piss off!

- Listen man, you can't do that here.

No, you listen.

I am a Christian man.

What's your excuse?

Really?

All right, come on, buddy.

All right, I'm calling the cops, all right?

Great.

¶ All things must pass my friend ¶

¶ Soon you will see in then ¶

¶ It may not be what you dream ¶

¶ It may not be in between ¶

¶ And there's no cave ¶

¶ With you ¶

¶ Now what do you think ¶

¶ You can do ¶

Oh god, oh god!

Are they always this loud?

- Hump it, hump it, hump it.

- Well, this is a little louder than usual.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, oh baby.

I think it stopped.

See?

That wasn't so bad.

Glad you stayed.

Me too.

The fuck?

Fuck, I fucked up, mate.

I fucked up.

I think he's dead!

What happened?

- He made me choke him and taze him at the same time.

I didn't want to but he begged me.

So you did it?!

- Well he said it was the only way he could come.

And now, shit would.

I think I killed him, brother.

Maybe he's just unconscious.

Oh, be safe.

Oh.

Oh!

- You guys thought I was totally fucking dead.

All right, how is this funny?

I'm shaking.

Was it believable?

Oh you are unbelievable, baby.

- I should be on fucking Broadway.

I thought you were dead.

Tell him, Sean.

I was tweaking like a fucking wildebeest.

- Jesus Christ, don't be so fucking dramatic.

You guys are killing me.

What are you doing?

- Some of us have to get up in the morning

for our real jobs.

- Why don't you just stay, it's late.

- 'Cause I can't spend another second

in this college dorm room.

- What do you think, I like living like this?

- So do something about it!

I'm trying.

- It's always the same story with you.

What does that mean?

- It means if you don't like living

like a 33 year old man child,

it's probably time you got a real fucking job!

I mean you have a hamster!

What, I can't have a hamster?

I could have a dog, a cat,

but I can't have a hamster?

You aren't any good!

If you haven't made it by now,

you're never gonna make it.

I'm just saving you years of heartache.

Someone should have told you this already.

I'm sorry, but it's true.

Hey mate.

Do you guys just mind keeping it down

a little bit in here?

Richie's in there meditating.

Getting ready for round two.

Fuck me, I don't know if I have it in me.

Thanks.

No, no, no, no.

Hi, Sean, it's mom.

Listen, I have a question for you,

would you call me back, love you.

One.

A, A, A, A, A.

I, I.

Let's fucking rob this bank.

Oh.

Go, go, go!

- I mean how could you possibly think?

I say end on a good one.

- Oh fuck, I'm late for fucking class again.

Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

- Ah, Freddy, you're perfecting the art

of being the last one out of your trailer

and on the set.

Okay, let's go, who's first?

I'm sorry.

- Why, why, why, why did you do that to me?

Yeah that's stupid!

- 10 bucks he argues his critique.

I don't have 10 bucks but it's a figure of speech.

Yeah I get it.

- Because I made one stupid mistake?

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry.

Good.

It's good.

Thank you.

It's pretty good, huh?

Mhmm.

What about you?

What were you doing?

- Well I knew that the subtext of the scene was betrayal.

- Subtext, has anyone ever heard me use the term subtext

in this classroom?

- I mean I just thought that my character--

- Would you just shut up for a while and listen?

You wanna grab a beer?

- I can't man, I gotta get a trim.

I gotta audition against some 24 year olds tomorrow.

Come on, man.

I have to.

Meet me after?

Yeah, for sure.

I gotta get one before work.

All right, let's do it.

Hey, Sean, how are you?

You wanna what?

Come by the office.

No, no, no.

Look kid, I am super busy right now.

I'm all jammed up over here.

Hey, hey, I'll be right there.

Tell him I'll be right there, okay?

Okay, what about next week?

I could come in next week.

Next week?

No, look, I tell you what.

How about a month, month and a half?

I'll put you in the books

and we can get you going.

- Are you in the office right now?

Of course I'm in the office.

What are you kidding me?

- Well I just thought that it would be cool if

we're gonna work together, maybe we should,

I don't know, get to know one another?

You got a lot of integrity.

Not too many people out here are like that.

I'll take care of you, I'll get back to you

in about two months.