The Sopranos

Don’t miss your first session

I forgot, I gotta take care of this first.

There he is

How's it going, buddy?

Don't you own a fucking mirror?

Looks like you've been kissing the Pillsbury Dougnboy

All right, come on, What do you got for me?

What the fuck, Dominic? -That's half,

-Three weeks in a row? Business slow! We tell you!

We pay, what for? Kid break window, you do nothing,

We pay no more! -What'd she say?

Don't listen to her Come on, let's go

Honey, out front_ Come on! Now!

Goddamn whore bitoh

You got money for blow, but not us?

Chris, p|ease_ |'m sorry

"Business s|ow." Half the biook is out there waiting for blowjobs!

You drug addict motherfucker!

This shit's unacceptable!

How you doing, hon?

The third time this week, Artie

They can't turn down a four-top

You're done already?

About time, I was gonna start on your drapes

What the fuck is that? -Quail,

A Ia Bucco_ Baby quail stuffed with fennel sausage_

Can I get AIDS from eating this?

Hey, Artie, didn't I see this guy shit on a statue in the park?

Jesus Christ_ I'm trying something new_

Broaden your horizons -Forget the fancy shit,

You know what you need? A top-notch mozzarella maker

Like that kid from the other side Best cheese ever,

-The best, They get the real miIk

Seriously, aII he does 24 hours a day he makes mozzareIla_

He's a master cheese maker

So's Paulie

C)h, yeah? All right

-Arthur, the bank, Enjoy, l'II catch you later

You better run

Why isn't she going?

After she takes her broom for an oil change_

I'II be right back

Artie

That guy we spoke about?

The cheese? It's my cousin -C)h, yeah?

I haven't told anybody but he's coming over.

IVIaybe you could hire him, help me out with immigration

Kitchen's packed_ I can barely pay myself

Why's he coming if he has a job there?

You know what? Either do me the favor, or not_

Third grade on up, you needed something, I was there_

Does he at Ieast know his ass from a schmutz?

The actor is the instrument for conveying ideas_ During the next

Your first assignment is to act Iike one who gets here on time!

Sorry, Tunnel

As writers, you'll find it enormously heIpfuI___

___to walk a mile in the actor's shoes

Imagine being an architect who's never Iifted a stone_

Gver the next few weeks we'II focus on improv and scene study

Why don't we begin by introducing ourselves

IVlitch IVlcDermott. Raised in Hartsdale but don't hold that against me.

B_A_ in English Lit from Ithaca

I've written a few specs, haven't sold anything yet

Right now I'm on the sales team at Chick Brauer Porsche/Audi_

Great Welcome

I\/Iy name is Chris IVIacEveety

I work on Wall Street_ Not on Wall Street, but you know, stocks

You write?

Yeah_ I wanna write for the movies Like GoodFellas.

Any special reason you chose this class?

I didn't_ It was a birthday present from my girlfriend_

I had some problems with my screenplay so I bought__.

How to Write a Movie in 21 Days That was a year ago,

I can't guarantee you'II write faster, but hopefully you learn a few things

lVly name is Cynthia Weller I was born in Savanna,,,

but we moved to Hempstead when I was 5,

..sources in the Attorney's Office say nephew Anthony Soprano...

remains the de facto boss of the North Jersey mob.

Soprano, seen here in an FB/ sun/eillance photo with...

...family associate 'Big Pussy" Bompensiero

...was the target of a murder attempt ....

Let's walk

I had coffee with your friend from the railroad.

I need you to go to Newark for me -Airport?

Al Italia. A friend of ours is coming in.

Who? IVIauro Zucca's wife? -No,Funo.

Furio? Coming here?

What, to see what indoor plumbing Iooks Iike?

I'm making some changes

Thanks for fucking telling me When was this decided?

Sunday. l\/Iy house. Box of IVlaIlomars on the counter

Fucking empty. You think I don't know it was you?

Listen, him coming over is good You're getting a bump.

Fucking lVlallomars. I thought you Iost your mind

The way things are I got to step back.

Feds find an excuse, I do time forjaywalking.

Not Iike the old days

Furio being here frees you up frees me up.

It's me, then you and SiI together That's the pecking order.

-What about Puss? Pussy reports to you guys. Directly

Same with Furio

This means a Iot to me, T

It was a downpour

He couIdn't see anything It was impossible.

Where are you in the dream?

He's driving, and he starts to hyperventilate.

He grabs for a bottle of Prozac but it's empty.

And while this is happening

Cver the Rainbow No, that other one

They're in the poppy field

That one

Anyway, he goes into a full-blown panic attack, and he passes out.

He crashes into this huge truck

Cut of the woods

The fact that he can't see the road ahead suggests my abandoning him

Who in Wizard would your patient be?

Given the fact that he's a powerful dominating male?

Cz himself?

What, Elliot, with the eyebrow already?

The Wizard of Oz, what memories does it conjure up?

I\/Iy parents' house. Watching it on TV

Hiding under the blanket with my sister.

I'm gaining weight

Why do we Iove roller coasters Jennifer? Scary movies?

To experience the thrill of being terrified...

without the consequences That's very good, Elliot.

Great film, but some terrifying moments.

I'm concerned that treating a mobster provides you some

It wasn't exactly vicarious

And wasn't that thrilling? -Fuck you!

You think this is funny

You smug cocksucker! Fuck you!

Hello?

Who is this?

She's not here right now

Hey, IVIom, do we have any jam? -No.

Get dressed. You're Iate

Yeah, that's my mother's house On the what?

I'|I give her the message

-Bitch. What's the matter?

The bank. She's trying to get a Ioan on IVlom's house.

Parvati? -Janice.

Her name is Janice, okay?

All right, Tony. Calm down

She's living rent-free

She's gotta squeeze money out of the house too?

Fucking goddamn fucking bitch

Goddamn it, Tony!

What did I say, AJ? Go get dressed

Product Testing. Giving that phone an F for durability.

Janice, it's me. Open the door!

What are you doing here?

Where's my sister? -The store.

I'm making breakfast. You want some eggs?

Do I want some eggs?

Why don't you put your fucking pants on?

Let's have some coffee. Come on

What the fuck, Rich? IVIattress at the shelter a Iittle Iumpy?

We're adults, Tony. And we got history together

Israel and Palestine -People change.

I was away a Iong time. I thought a Iot about her

Ten years? Some men Iook better than her

Don't think about moving in

It was Iate. Isieptover. We're taking it slow, okay?

Picking up where we left off -High school.

Blowjobs on my mother's couch

Crossed the Iine on me once, Anthony

And I held my tongue

She may be your sister But back the fuck off.

What do you know about respect?

I put you back in business, sucker

Did you go see Beansie? Fucking paraplegic?

Hey, I thought that was

Why did you take out a Ioan?

-What? You heard me

What is it, his idea? Like you could pay it back?

I'm quite capable of getting a job Tony.

With carpal tunnel syndrome? You'II hold a beggar's cup?

I never begged a day in my Iife

Right. Fake disabilities don't count

I applied for the Ioan because I'm trying to make this habitable for I\/Ia

l'II take care of the Ioan. Don't worry. l'II give you the money

That's beautiful. Stay as Iong as you like, Rich

She's your fucking problem now

This is a no-stopping zone, ma'am The sign's right there.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see it I Ieft my glasses at home.

You need to wear them for driving

Now, into this mix comes Brenda's husband, Omar..

who's just leaving the market with a bag of oranges.

What's the trouble here, officer?

What are you doing? You're dropping your oranges

Very good, Chris. Great improv

There we have it. Listen Any questions?

Okay, then. Let's see what the pros have to teach us.

For next time

Phil and Joanne

Scene two, Barefoot in the Park.

The Glass ll/lenagerie. You are the Gentleman CaIIer

Bob and Amy

The breast milk. Un poco poco, Iittle each eye