Big Mamma's Boy

"COW MOOS"

"CHEERY MUSIC"

Big Mamma's Boy (2011)

"ENGINE STARTS"

"ENGINE REVS"

"TYRE SCREECHES"

Here you go, bello.

You'll be home for dinner tonight, no?

I don't know, Ma.

But I make your favourite - lasagne.

You're the best, Ma.

But I can't. I have to work late tonight.

Ciao.

Ciao, Nonno.

Yeah, ciao, eh.

Aspetta! Wait.

Your lunch.

Thanks, Ma.

Ciao, bello.

I call you later, OK?

See ya, Ma.

Drive carefully.

See you home for dinner.

"HONKS HORN"

"JAUNTY MUSIC"

"DEAN MARTIN SINGS" * How lucky can one guy be?

* I kissed her and she kissed me

* Like a fellow once said, "Ain't that a kick in the head?"

* The room was completely black

* I hugged her and she hugged back

* Like the sailor said, quote, "Ain't that a hole in a boat?"

* My head keeps spinnin'

* I go to sleep, I keep grinnin'

* If this is just the beginnin'

* My life is gonna be beautiful

* I've sunshine enough to spread

* It's just like the fella said

* Tell me quick, "Ain't love a kick in the head?"

* Like the sailor said, quote, "Ain't that a hole in a boat?"

* My head keeps spinnin'

* I go to sleep, I keep grinnin'

* If this is just the beginnin'

* My life is gonna be beautiful

* She's telling me we'll be wed

* She's picked out a king-sized bed

* I couldn't feel any better or I'd be sick... *

Good morning, handsome.

Stacey.

Hey, Rocky.

* Oh, ain't love a kick... *

- Rocky! Yo, Rocco!

* Tell me quick Ain't love a kick... *

- Yeah! Whoo! - The man!

* In the head? *

Stacey, set up the boardroom.

Eat up, guys. Enjoy. Enjoy.

This is what I call morning tea.

I wish my wife could cook like this.

What you talking about, Davo? She cooks a mean baked beans on toast.

She should open her own restaurant.

Those Vegemite sandwiches - fantastic.

Bollywood's right - the way she cuts them into little triangles for you.

So cute.

- Today's listings. - Thank you.

Don't forget, Rocky, that the new girl starts on Monday.

She hot?

What new girl?

From Stokes and Whitlock. Biggest sales record this year.

You're kidding me. No.

- She used to work for Larry Stokes? - Uh-huh.

"GROANING"

I hate that guy.

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna go tell Theo to stick his new girl. We don't need her.

- We could use her for something. - Yep.

Find out if she's hot!

You are such a dick.

You love it.

Let's face it, Rocky, I mean, let's face it,

sales have been down all year.

We need her.

Theo! Come on, we've been working our arses off here.

It's bad enough the market's in a slump,

you've gotta bring this girl in?

Exactly. And she has good connections in the area.

And she's a workhorse.

And your mamma's balls smell good.

But she used to work for Larry Stokes.

Yeah. Don't you love it?

We'II show that idiot... "GRUNTS"

Look, Rocky, this will have no effect on you becoming a partner.

You're one of the best I got.

If sales improve, we'll all benefit - all of us -

except Nisho and Anton and Davo.

But the rest of us will benefit.

You think?

Of course. It'll be great.

Hey...

Is she hot?

Ooh, yeah. Very.

Ahh.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Ooh.

Aspetta!

Vera!

"SINGS" * You do what you gotta do

* Do what you gotta do Do what you gotta do

* Do what you

* Do what you gotta do Do what you gotta do... *

- Boys. - Roc.

Cheers.

Get up and sing a song, Roc.

Nah, nah, not tonight. Not in the mood.

Come on! Roc, for the boys!

* Baby, I woke up this morning

* And I was alone in my bed

* You said you worked late this evening

* But you went and kissed her instead

* It's not easy, baby, letting go... *

I guess I could do one song.

Just the one.

Put your hands together for Mr Rocco Pileggi.

Go, Rocky!

"SINGS" * Like a flower bending in the breeze

* Bend with me

* Sway with ease... *

He's sweet.

* When we dance you'll have a way with me

* Stay with me

* Sway with me

* Other dancers may be on the floor

* Dear, but my eyes will see only you

* Only you have that magic technique... *

What's this guy doing selling real estate?

I don't know.

*... I go weak

* I can hear the sound of violins... *

I'm gonna go get a drink.

* Long before it begins... *

He's really good.

He's really cool.

He keeps looking at her.

* Sway me smooth, sway me now... *

Hi. Can I just get a sauvignon blanc, please?

- G'day. - Hi.

What's your name?

- Pardon? - What's your name?

Thank you.

- Er, Katie. - That's a beautiful name, Katie.

* When the marimba rhythm starts to play... *

You drink wine, Katie?

Yeah, I do. Right now.

Classy.

I like women who drink wine.

* Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore

* Hold me close, sway me more

* Sway me smooth, sway me now. *

"CHEERING AND APPLAUSE"

Rocco Pileggi, everyone. Give him a round of applause.

Alright! Whoo!

- Hey. Beautiful. - That's my boy.

Oh, thanks, fellas.

Beautiful! Have a drink, have a drink.

Thanks.

Man, she is cute.

She keeps looking at you.

Really?

Nah, not really.

You know what? I should go over and talk to her.

What about the dude?

What dude?

Thank you.

So, what do you think tonight could hold?

Patricia, right?

Wow, long time no see.

I believe her name's Katie, mate.

That's what I said - Katie.

Hi. I haven't seen you in a while.

Way too long.

We're, um... we're just gonna catch up.

I don't know you, do I?

You looked bored.

I'm Rocky.

That could be my boyfriend.

I'm lucky he wasn't.

So that was some performance up there.

Oh, thanks. It was nothing.

You do it professionally?

Me? No. Only on Friday nights.

Right. That how you pick up the girls?

Sing to them and they fall in love?

"SPEAKS ITALIAN"

You know, if you're into architecture,

you should really come and see where I live.

Really?

"LAUGHS" I don't think so.

Oh. It's not an excuse to get you back to my place or anything.

I'm just saying, like...

"PHONE RINGS"

Sorry. Excuse me.