Granny Nanny (Enkel für Anfänger)

'In commercials, pensioners are always in a good mood and dare to do something.

The gold generation. The silver surfers.

We travel, love adventure and enjoy freedom.

We are slim, agile and well dressed.

We celebrate until nothing works

and give our thumbs up to our lives.

But the reality is of course different.

Reality is not gold or silver, it is beige.

Highest railroad for change. Or has the train left?

Can you start all over again when you are approaching 70? "

What do you think?

No no no!

What's that supposed to mean? Down there.

- (kid) That's totally cool. -There are rotating blades in there.

If you step in there with your foot, they can break.

You like that.

You have the duty of supervision. She is your guardian.

This is my "dirty man".

If you are not on the tree at three, you get popo slap. One, two...

-The tree is not for climbing. -Three.

She is allowed to do everything with me that her parents forbid her.

-Yes / Yes. Until the ambulance comes. - shit.

He got all the stuffy genes.

-I only had confetti left. -That's the way he is.

She's really cute, the little one. Is today your last day?

Yes, they are moving away. But...

my next grandchild is already in the starting blocks.

Here: Leonie.

Hooray. Once again.

Do you see?

What about your New Zealand? When does it finally start?

Soon. Harald takes care of everything. I just can not wait it.

-And get in the carriage. -Here. I also have more.

-And you think I'm coming for you. -Never cross my mind.

-Go to your railroad. -That's a locomotive.

"Railway" means the transport system.

Boring.

- (child) bye. - Bye, Lilly.

-Your sister still has it. -Exhausting. Because of retirement.

Imagine if we would look after a child like that.

Just not. If I want to hear something pounding, I'll get a dog.

-Will we get a dog? -No. What should we do with that?

Tomorrow.

Ah, doctor. I'm sorry i'm late

Thank you.

Where is your dog?

-He died last night. -Oh.

-Was he sick? -He was bored to death.

This is the latest trend from Asia: suicide with a grill.

You seal the room, let charcoal burn

up and die of carbon monoxide poisoning.

Car exhaust fumes are now too clean.

Sleeping pills no longer have a bite.

And throwing in front of the train is really too mean.

Please spare me your judgment.

You started dying.

Hey, I looked after him very well for two years.

I also tie a bow around it.

So, we definitely need a neck pillow,

thick socks, sunglasses and a flashlight.

Says who?

Well, the travel guide.

Oh that. Nothing will come of it.

But...

you said you would take care of yourself.

I thought we were flying soon.

We got a little lost with this New Zealand.

I like to travel, but to the other end of the world?

It is also extremely expensive.

For the money we get two stair lifts.

I don't want a stairlift at all.

Yes, not yet. But don't you worry what will be?

Old age poverty and so?

Would you like to end like Philippa: old age in a trailer?

When I have to choose between three weeks

in New Zealand or a year in nursing home...

Then you take the nursing home?

No, but I don't spend thousands of

euros sitting on a plane for four days.

We're just sitting here. Harald, we have to do something.

We can. Here.

Do you know that there are these flies in New Zealand?

Like mosquitoes, just meaner? Sandflies.

Seriously? Is that why you don't want to go to New Zealand?

There are mosquitos in Mecklenburg too.

I think our life here is really great.

We have everything we need here.

Yes, above all rest, rest and more rest.

Yes. You're already talking like Philippa.

At least there's always something going on with her.

Oh, the one with her grandchildren.

-Maybe I'll do that too. -Yes.

Are you serious?

-Don't you trust me to do that? - nonsense.

If you want to do something, take a look

at the senior courses at the university.

That would be something for you.

You can... philosophy.

Or how about Byzantine art history?

Don't you trust me with my grandchildren?

You have no experience with children.

Besides, you're not... the youngest anymore.

Well, I would be afraid that you will lose yourself there.

I don't need a stairlift yet.

These are not so much the care bottlenecks

rather than educational and psychosocial reasons.

We believe that contact with representatives of the

grandparents' generation is essential for the maturation process.

Exactly. We discussed all of this with Leonie.

It is important to us to involve you in all decision-making processes.

Can we play something now?

Let's finish this off for a moment.

We wrote everything down. Very important: no peanuts.

Everything else is taken for granted.

No sugar, no preservatives.

Outside only with a sun hat. Preferably no direct sun at all.

And I have now written a maximum climbing height of 1.50,

because it is not like that yet...

I prefer to write a meter, better safe than sorry.

Yes, but there are plasters in her emergency backpack.

If things go wrong, there are arnica globules.

Healthy snacks, a water bottle, a whistle

and a GPS tracker is sewn on top.

I'll install the tracking app for you.

And as a reminder: the bad peanut.

And you have no grandchildren?

Yes, but I worked as a kindergarten teacher for over 30 years.

-Oh, that's yeah... -Cool.

Yes, we thought that we might

get to know a game situation, um...

Maybe that we can build something together? Leonie?

Oh, the spelled pretzels.

Tobi, are you putting the salt down on her?

Yes.

Schulz.

Here.

You must never forget the protection.

Gerhard?

-Gerhard! -Carin?

Say, that's a thing.

Oh, child of man. What are you doing here?

Are you looking for a trash can?

No no. (clears his throat)

That, um... Complicated story.

Our dog was cremated today. That's the ashes.

Oh dear. The... what was his name? Aristide?

It's over. This is Achilles, his successor.

A kitsch urn would not have been his style.

Shrimp and Chicken were his favorites.

I just wanted to sprinkle it in my husband's bed.

Oh, does Ralf have his own garden now?

Yes. Quite small, however.

He is buried here.

God, sorry, Gerhard. I didn't know that.

It's okay, where from?

-I am so sorry. -It's been two years.

As long as people think of you, you are not really dead.

Well, that one. You should have seen the body.

And what are you doing here?

I'm on my way... Oh man, won't you come with me?

Then we could go on talking.

I'm a little out of practice.

I only talk to my dog ​​and there isn't much that comes back.

Not even before.

Come along.

-Hello, Philippa. -Hey.

-Do you still remember Gerhard? -Yes, of course.

-You have on my... -Yes, on your 50.

The gay internist with a stick in his ass.

And she the untalented pantomime.

That's what I love about old age: that you finally tell yourself the truth.

You're not here because you're looking for a godchild?

Thank you. I run an SOS Children's Village in Oer-Erkenschwick.

-It was coincidental. -I go.

No, Gerhard, don't you want to wait a moment?

Otherwise we won't see each other for another ten years.

OK.

Tell me are you stupid What's that supposed to mean?

"Tea tribute.

-Crap. -Sorry.

What's this?

My dog. That was my dog.

I burned it. Well not me

Anyway, go on.

Well, that would be Jannik.

The parents really liked your profile.

Jannik also sent a drawing

how he imagines it with his new wishomi.

And who am I there?

The one in the cannon. He'll shoot you out.

-Sorry. -We speak.

(with a Russian accent) Very briefly.

This questionnaire always only says "Grandma".

But I want to have a grandpa for my son...

I'm sorry, grandpas are in short supply.

What about that gentleman out there?

Don't put all the mess in. Here, there was a piece of chewing gum.

Look, mess.

You don't have to help here. Play elsewhere.

Are you baking the sand cakes? I'm sorry I have no idea who this is.