Open Season 2

The forest in spring.

A time of renewal...

...of rebirth...

...of unbridled optimism...

...when new beginnings begin...

...and where the mighty mule deer...

...prepares for his upcoming mating ritual.

One lucky doe will get to spend her life...

...with this fine specimen of a buck.

His magnificent antlers, a testament to his great prowess...

...his strength, his masculinity, his awesomeness!

His super-incredible coolness!

His amazing kick-butt-ocity!

-Ladies and gentlemen, here I-- -All right, Elliot.

Enough about your new rack already, man.

Aye. Give it a rest, you freak of nature.

-We grow tiresome of this talk of rack. -It's true. We do.

-He's right, you know. -Boring.

Like I never talk about anything else.

Have you seen my new horns? They're completely natural.

All me. Yes!

That tree is huge.

Like my antlers! Yeah!

Yes!

Oh, my rack is huge.

Yes!

Well, this time, I have something big to say.

You know, not as big as my antlers. I got you again, yes!

-Nailed it! -Oh, come on.

-We got a ceremony to get to. -Okay, okay, okay.

I'd just like to thank you...

...Boog, Mr. Weenie, Buddy, Serge, Deni and McSquizzy...

...my closest, dearest friends, for being here for me...

...on the most important day of my life.

Yeah. You're welcome. Now, let's--

Unfortunately, the bachelor buck stops here.

But I begin a new chapter with Giselle...

...my doe, my deer, my female deer.

-That's a really nice thought-- -As my single life ends...

...finishes, expires, perishes...

...goes down in a blazing ball of flames with no survivors--!

Elliot, relax.

-Now, let's get a move on, man. -Yeah, we go to the wedding.

Wedding?

-Nuptials. -Okay, just one minute.

-Let's get this over with. -Hold on. Be right there.

Just polished these boys, don't wanna scratch them.

Hurry, Elliot! Come on.

I'm falling.

-Careful! -Oh, snap.

-Too late. -Oh, that was smooth.

Elliot, don't look.

-Oh, he looked. -He's going to blow.

Everybody, duck!

-Was that Elliot? -I'm telling you...

...when you're in love, you hear your man's voice everywhere.

-You know it, girl. -You got that right.

Oh, Maria. Doesn't she look beautiful?

-Thank you, Rosie. -Our sweet Giselle's getting hitched.

-I think I'm gonna cry. -Oh, it's okay.

-Elliot? -Well, hello there, ladies.

-Oh, hi, Ian. -Hello, Ian.

Just want to inform you that the ceremony begins...

-...at 0800 hours. -Good to know.

If it all goes according to plan-- And it will.

-We'll finish up at 0900 hours...

...with a berry and dewdrop reception brunch to follow.

-Great. Thanks, Ian. -Not a problem.

Oh, and, Giselle, there's still some time...

...if you'd rather be served some beefcake instead of the pansy-loaf...

...if you know what I mean.

And I think you do.

I don't generally go for venison, but...

...girl, that dish is fine.

-Don't you know it. -Don't you know it.

No, thank you.

Elliot is all the man I'll ever need.

My rack. My beautiful rack.

Stop boo-hooing, you wee jessie.

-They'll grow back. -Yeah, they're gonna grow back.

Just like the last time you broke them, man.

And the time before that.

-And the time before that. -What if it's a sign?

-A sign not to get-- -Get what?

-Married.

See this here? Now, this is sad.

-Poor Elliot. -We need a diversion.

Hey, I know just the diversion...

...to take his mind off his antler. We break his hoof with a large stone.

-Yeah, a large stone! -A boulder.

I can't believe it. I mean, I can't--

I know what you're do-- Seriously, quit it--

-I can totally see what you're doing. -Come on, Elliot.

If there's one thing I am not in the mood for...

-...it is a rabbit fight! -Rabbit fight!

Gregalach!

You're going down, fat bear!

Stay!

Sit.

Now, count to 10.

What are you doing? He's getting away.

Boog gave me a command to count to 10, so I--

I can't believe I fell for that.

I must never be weak again.

You don't know what it was like living with the humans.

If they say "sit," you sit. If they say "fetch," you fetch.

You must stay alert, or they will steal our freedom...

-...and lock us up forever und ever. -Forever und ever?

But you broke free. How did you do it?

-What's the secret? -Never forget who you are in here.

A vulnerable child...

-...who just wants to be loved? -No!

A wild animal who relies on no one but himself.

-Now, say it with me. I'm wild! -I'm wild.

-With conviction. I'm wild! -I'm wild!

Now, let's go find the fat bear.

I can't believe it, Bob.

It's been a whole year since we saw Mr. Weenie.

I know he's still out there. I can feel it.

Can you feel it, Bob?

-Well, I-- -Mr. Weenie! Mr. Weenie!

Do you think he'll find our biscuit trail, Bob?

Do you think he'll come back to us, Bob?

Do you think Mr. Weenie's safe out there, Bob?

Boog will never find me.

Now, where is that Weenie?

Guten tag, fat bear!

I am victorious!

Show-off. I'm gonna have to check the rule book.

Mortal combat!

He got me! Great shot, Elliot. You won, man.

Nobody ever expects...

...the falling-down-the-tree-in-pain maneuver.

-Very clever, mule deer. -He cracks me up.

-He surprised you good on that one. -Oh, is that right?

-It's true. -Game over.

All right, now, let's get cleaned up.

-Time for Elliot to tie the knot. -Already? No!

This was the best stag party ever...

...which has to keep going. Please, rabbits to throw.

Oh, grow up, you big baby.

-Let's get moving. -Boog...

...do you think I'm doing the right thing here?

Marrying Giselle?

What I'm wondering is, is Giselle doing the right thing?

I'm just kidding you.

Now, will you relax?

We're gathered today for a very serious occasion.

Elliot? What happened?

Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing.

-Are you all right? -Oh, yes. Yes.

I couldn't be better. Just had a little trim off the top.

Giselle and Elliot...

...have courted and made the decision to join together forever...

...and ever.

Is he okay?

Forever and ever?

Still time to change your mind.

-What? -Wait, I knew about forever.

Guys, but what's this about "and ever"?

-Be cool. -Nobody said anything...

...about an additional "and ever."

No! The food of oppression.

I must be strong.

Oh, maybe just a taste.

I'd like to ask the buck to step forward...

...for a ceremonial displaying of the antlers--

Antler.

--To show his commitment to his doe.

-Seriously. Still time. -Not gonna happen.

Oh, so good.

I'm weak! How could I?

-Do you, Giselle, take Smelliot-- -Ian.

-To be your lifelong mate?

I do.

And do you, Elliot...

...take Giselle to be your lifelong mate?

That's you. Your line.

You go now.

Elliot. Go on, man.

-That's your cue. Go, go. -Don't be shy.

Come on. Say it, you ninny.

Elliot, are you okay?

Come on, step it up. I got a buck mitzvah at 3.

-Weenie! Weenie! -Weenie?

-What, are you speaking French? -Weenie! Oh, no!

Elliot? Where are you going?

Weenie, come back!

-Stop. Weenie! -I must be strong.

-Weenie! Weenie! -So good.

Weenie, over here! Weenie! Here, boy!

Weenie!

Oh, no. Full moon.

Is that you? Mr. Weenie!

It's you! It's you! I can't believe it's you!

It's a miracle.

He's been captured!

-What am I gonna do? -Bob, it worked!

Oh, no, this is terrible.

Everything is okay.