Suncoast

- It's really hot out. - It is hot out, but it's nice.

I'm so excited to go to school. I'm sad to leave this, though.

Boys, boys, boys, boys... Brand new boys.

You'll probably find some pretty boys in Santa Barbara.

Yeah, I think I'm going to be on the lookout for hot water polo players.

Nice.

I'm going to get something to drink.

- Yeah, I'll go with you. I'm really hot. - Yeah, let's go inside. I'm frying.

And the debate continues over the life of Terri Schiavo,

who's right here in Tampa Bay...

Forty-one-year-old Schiavo has had her feeding tube...

Tammy, Howard, Angie, my make-up artist Lisa, my trainer...

Even Sugar Pie was driving me crazy.

Sugar Pie. Sugar Pie!

S ugar Pie! Sugar Pie.

Oh, God, I can't stand looking at that poor woman.

Hey. Hi.

Let's give it up for Anna Nicole Smith.

My head is killing me, and this isn't helping.

I was so embarrassed, and...

I got you nachos.

- - Sugar Pie! Shut up...

- Well, did you give him his shot? - Yes, I did.

Did you vacuum?

- Yeah. - Doesn't look like it.

'Cause the carpet's a thousand years old.

God, this place really has turned into a shit hole.

I'm going to need your help with him in the morning.

I can't. I'll miss the van.

Oh, Doris, it's a big day. You don't have to go to school.

But I want to go.

- You'll be late and I'll write you a note. - No, please, Mom.

I'll have to interrupt class and everyone looks at me...

It's really embarrassing.

Oh it's really embarrassing. Oh, well...

Oh, well, then I guess I'll just have to drop your brother off by myself,

because God forbid, you should be embarrassed.

Okay, fine. I'll come. Forget it.

No? Oh, are you sure?

You sure? Because I wouldn't want you to blush in front of your friends.

I don't have any friends. And fine, I said forget it.

Sugar Pie, shut the up.

- - Okay. One, two, three. Go.

Oh, my God. Okay.

- Lift him up. - I'm trying.

Come on.

I'm taking her today.

You can go.

What is he? Deaf?

Mom, stop yelling. He obviously can't hear you.

Okay.

Hello?

I'm taking her. You can go!

- Drive away! - Mom, stop yelling.

Everyone is staring at us.

Okay, lift his upper body. Up, here we go.

There we go. That's good.

All right, sweetheart. Sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Can I drive?

What? No, no, no, no. We don't have time.

- Come on, you never let me-- - Doris!

Please, not today.

Okay.

All right.

Get in the back!

- What? - The latch has been screwy.

You got to make sure his chair doesn't fall out.

My hair is gonna go nuts.

Your hair?

Goddamn piece of crap.

For fuck's sake.

Excuse me. If you don't mind I just need to check your bags.

Why?

Unfortunately, the staff gets a lot of threats

since Mrs. Schiavo got here.

So you think while I'm dropping my son off, I'm going to kill someone?

Just let her check your bags.

Hi, there. Is everything okay? I'm Mia, the Director of Nursing.

- You're the Director? How old are you? - Mom!

- It's okay. - What? It's just a question.

How old are you? 'Cause you do. You look young.

I actually get that a lot.

Don't worry about your bags.

If you both want to follow me, I can check you in.

This way.

I can't believe that teenager just shoved us in here.

Look at this. Look!

Look at this.

I'm so sorry, honey. I'm going to clean this place up.

This room is way cleaner than our house.

I don't know if this...

Do you think this is the right place for him?

I just-- I'm not so sure.

You'd say that about any place.

Are you not at all upset about this?

This is it, Doris.

This filthy box is where your brother's going to die.

Of course I'm upset.

Can we go soon? I'm already really late.

You know, you could just try and think about someone other than yourself.

You might like it.

Brad and Jen just broke up.

Right now I'm thinking about them.

Oh, they did?

I knew they would.

The second they got married. What did I say?

- He's too handsome. -"He's too handsome."

The handsome ones never stay.

Like your brother.

Too handsome for this world.

Can we go now, please?

Welcome back, Doris. Thank you.

Dude, she said it was a one-time thing, like, I don't know.

Oh, my gosh.

You seriously think Cody's hooking up with Tiffany?

I know for a fact he did and good riddance.

Let her keep his dirty dick.

He is not hooking up with Tiffany.

Bullshit. Tiffany told me herself.

She showed me a hickey. It was shaped like Cody's dirty mouth.

Okay, well, y'all should come over later.

Okay, we're gonna grill by the pool and Cody will be there,

so you can just ask him yourself.

Okay. Cody's going to be there?

Yes, you best believe my ass will be there 'cause I'm done with these rumors.

Okay. Sounds like most of us are done with the assignment.

So let's talk about being naked in public.

Is that an ethics question?

Yes, Adam.

Well, that depends on the laws of the land.

Exactly.

Banning public nudity is a rule of a particular society, our society,

especially this classroom.

But what about Christian ethics?

How do they differ from the law of the land?

Whoa, what's your hurry? Am I that boring?

Oh, excuse me.

Yeah, okay.

Do you hear it? It's like...

It's got to be driving him insane.

Do not worry, honey. I'm going to fix this.

I doubt he hears it.

Here, get up. I need your chair.

Of course-- I told that robot at the front desk,

but of course she didn't do anything.

Mia? You seriously don't like her?

She's, like, the nicest person I've ever met.

Yeah, well, she's a toddler. She just goes around smiling.

You shouldn't walk around grinning if your job is watching people die,

and your brother is stuck here with this horrible noise.

Here.

Help me up, I'm gonna stick my head up here.

See what the fuck is going on.

Mom!

For the love of God, Doris, come over here.

- You're going to fall. - Well, then you make sure I don't.

Can you please just hurry up?

Quiet. I can't hear it when you're talking?

- Everything okay in here? - No, no, it is not okay in here.

My son is a prisoner here and he's been tortured by that noise.

- There's barely a noise. -

You don't hear that?

Whatever. I'm sorry about her.

She's a lunatic.

Thank you.

Cheeseburger, fries and a chocolate shake,

That's 9.68.

Oh, forget the shake.

Keep the shake. I got it. Add fish and chips for me.

Thank you. That's so nice of you but you really don't...

No, no, no buts. You take the food, you're skinny as a rail.

I bet you can't even see your shadow.

- Okay, well, thank you again. - Yup. Yup, yup.

Well, mind if I join?

Yeah.

I mean, no, no, I don't mind if... Yeah, you can sit here, if you want.

I think I saw you over at that executional chamber.

Suncoast?

- Yeah. - Yeah. My brother's living there.

Or... dying there.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Well, I'll pray for his recovery.