Fifa e arena

CANGUELO AND SAND

Enough, enough!

- Calm! Now the movie starts! - In Naples, right?

Yes, what's wrong with it?

And with the usual boat!

And the sea that shines!

The window they clean!

And the fishermen!

ЎSilence, seores!

Yes, they are fishermen, but not the usual fishermen.

Serious fishermen, who fish serious, democratic fish,

that will be solitary, and alone, democratically,

they jump to the pan.

Then people eat them, become indigestible, feel bad

and go to the pharmacy.

There, a small and old pharmacy in Vomero,

founded in 1881 by Mr. Giovannone.

Yes, everyone knows him, he is the inventor of the famous homunculus depurative.

A nice old-fashioned pharmacy

full of old remedies, bottles, bottles, poisons!

But the most poisonous thing is the smile of Mrs. Adele,

the widow of the founder.

Good morning, cavaliere.

ЎNicolino!

ЎNicolino!

ЎNicolino!

- Sorry. - Please. - Nicolino!

ЎNicolino!

- What are you doing? - Floor. - The glasses in the depurative?

- Unfortunate, murderer! - Sinvergьenza, criminal... - ЎSN!

We always put shit inside, the glasses are clean. - Hey!

I'm going, cavaliere! Serve the cavaliere. These cavalieri...

Too many cavalieri! How many cavalieri!

Come on!

- What do you want our beautiful big head? - I have a headache...

With that head, what do you want? What hurts your feet? Well, go!

- Give me an aspirin. - Right away.

No, it's not worth it.

This either. Just a moment.

- Is this ok? - Let's hope.

- Nicolino! - Yes...

I honestly advise a bottle of depurative Giovannone.

Specialty of the house, effective for the pain of «Jaca».

- How? - Yes, jaqueses pains. - No thanks.

Big head, but smart.

For charity... Get up to date.

Now, yes.

My aunt is plated the old way, 300 liras a month, and what do I do with that?

I do not steal, I integrate. Today in Italy, they all integrate.

I'll keep 30 lire, 300 give it to me, and so "round".

Dear cavaliere, women cost and I am a man of the world.

- I'm coming! See you, jaquesun. - Bye.

- Have you bought the depurative? - Do not. - Well, I'll lower your salary.

- But if nobody wants it. - You have to know how to sell.

You will see when it is announced in the newspapers.

Oh God! The... thing... the mermaid!

But what are you doing, asshole? ЎEvery day the same! It's the midday siren.

- I know, but she's still a mermaid. - You're still afraid of the bombing.

How much will you convince yourself that the war is over?

Is it over? It was suspended!

- What a shame. What man are you? - A man who is afraid.

Each one is made in his own way. For example, do not get offended, you have a mustache.

The cavaliere has a head, this depurative is disgusting.

I, I am afraid, and whatever happens,

wars, earthquakes, revolutions, fried squids,

I am always afraid.

If they put a machine gun to me here, behind my back, I would be afraid.

- Fear and naked women... - Call me a fool!

I am a man of the world.

Today is Saturday, noon. I'm going to party ». Auf wiedersehen».

- No. You're not leaving. - And why?

Until the advertising with your photo in the newspaper, do not leave.

- I had to leave today. It does not come out, you do not go. - These journalists!

Ў Bad!

Hey? ЇGapta of Naples? ЇSection of advertising?

Ciccillo, it's me, Nicola.

NI as Naples, CO as a tail, LA as music.

That, good. Why did not my photograph come out? You want to ruin me.

ЎAy, with this depurative!

It's fine, I'll publish it in the afternoon. Stay calm.

Damn it! Give me that folder.

Miss, what do you want?

- I want something for the mice. - Mouse?

What a rat of reasons... What kind of mice?

Small, big... many.

I understand, a kind of mouse. Ah, that's right!

Therefore, take a good bottle of depurative.

Do not joke, give me something to kill the mice.

Besides, this kills even horses,

for you I have a good "mouseomatic".

25 liras.

Do not.

You are very nice.

Excuse me.

It is tabby.

Girl, for mice this is better.

- Thank you, Don Nicolino. - You're welcome. Adieu, beauty!

Look, I got the picture of the monster. ЎBonita!

- They have not found it yet. - How did you get it?

- I have a friend in the police station. - Very good. I put it on the 1st page.

Gennarino, fast, take him.

Wait a minute, this too.

Be careful.

- And now, what is the photo of the criminal? - It's this, do not you see what the face?

You're right, he has the face of a murderer. Go!

The ticket for Ischia, round trip. Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Go give yourself mud baths, do not look at women, do not smoke, and have fun.

- It's easy to say. - And on Monday at 8, here.

T. And the expenses?

- What? - Discretionary expenses.

I assumed, take 10 liras.

Aunty, you have me spoiled.

Do not be funny.

- The Gazette. Have they stopped him? - No, to know where he's going.

- He has killed 15 women. - 15 or 20.

How will he do?

He seduces them with his smile.

And at midnight he strangles them and kills them with knives. - What madness.

Has the Gazette of Naples been released? Yes.

Pretty girl, do you want to come with me to Capri?

Imagine: At night, in front of the «faraglioni»,

Under the stars, at midnight...

But what do I do to women!

No!

I do not look anything in the photo.

Good morning.

Then no,

I do not look like anything.

- Clean well, I'll kill you if not. - Do not worry, I'm a specialist.

After so much time there, locked up...

a little freedom, Ўaire, sun, light!

And some woman.

I like women.

Women have been my ruin.

- Done? - Yes.

- ЎVirgencica! - What happens?

No!

Hey? Do I talk to the police?

I've seen the murderer getting on the urban bus.

How do not you? I saw him climb up. They run to the airport!

Come on.

It's fine.

It's fine.

Flights with destination Brussels, London and Seville.

Hostesses to the apparatuses.

Flights with destination Brussels, London and Seville.

Hostesses to the apparatuses.

Miss, have you seen a man inside? Ah? A man?

I wish!

ЎMachotes!

How ugly!

Miss, come on!

Hurry! I take the stairs.

One moment, I get off in the next!

- Miss! - I'm flying.

- Seraora, say. - It's close. - Yes, ma'am.

It's the first time I travel by plane. And mine.

- I already feel bad. - Do not tell me, me too.

- Miss! - I go.

Say, sir. Do you unbutton my belt? Clear.

- No, thanks, I already do it. - ЎMalleduced!

- Do you fly often? - Yes. - Then it's a «volatile».

How? - No, it's that I'm a mammal... that says, mammfera.

- Miss! - Who is it? - Ў Flight attendant! - I am coming right away.

Here I am.

Miss, what time do you get to Seville? Are we going to Seville?

- Is it that he does not know? - Yes. - What time does it arrive? - I know.

- Go ask the pilot. - It's fine.

- ЎA Seville! - No, there.

Oh now », excuse me»... ЎTo Seville!

Marisa, please, give me a coffee.

Right away. Hey, dear, what time do you get to Seville?

Outside, horrible monster!

ЎGordo!

And well? - What do you want me to say? Today the pilots are a little nervous.

Attention. The flight of Naples has landed

with one hour in advance.

- One hour? It's a record. - How is it possible?

- What happened? - Leave me. - Do you feel bad? - What goes!

Hey, I'm brave like a lion, I was in the war,

and I have an iron stomach, but poor of you

if they put me back in the plane to a callo like that.

Wait, wait!

"Little lady," please.

- Miss, do you know Seville? - Do not.

- "Ok let's go". - But say "let's go"? - "Come on".

How much does he look for a being like you! How?

- I finally found it. - But who are you?

You are very well known, girl.

All ready?

But what talk?

Chiton.

- Is it a lot? - It reaches the ceiling. - Well done.

- I do not understand a "hunk". - It does not matter, you'll understand.

- Room 35, reserved. - Welcome, Mr. Cast.

"You have two beds, do not you?"

Is my sister. But what sister? If anything, the FRATELLA.

- Do you want to sign? - Yes. - There's the great Paquito.

- The greatest bullfighter in the world. - Your friend will be in Puerto Rico.

- Sir, is room 35 ready? - But the room belongs to the Lord.