The Crew

Rats, put the fucking gun down, will you?

Here we go, boys Keep it up

Go, go, go, go, go!

Open the door! Open the door or I'll blow your fucking head right off!

- Down! Down! - Fuck off

Shut that fucker up and get him on the fucking floor

Liar! Come on!

Are you fucking joking? It's a fucking dud

Fuck's sake. It's a fucking dud!

Steady, let's fucking go

Let's go. Let's get the fuck out of here. You're a fucking arsehole!

...96.7 news

The mutilated remains of a man have been found...

The body of a Liverpool businessman...

The body has been identified as Leo Murphy

...also known as Leo the Pig

He is believed to have had ties with Liverpool's gangland

You're paying that lot, aren't you? What is the point?

- They didn't know it was empty - I'm serious

So am I

That lot do not give a fuck about you!

Let me tell you what happens if I don't pay that lot

That lot take on their own jobs,

that lot fuck it up and the shit lands on my doorstep again!

Doing it this way guarantees that doesn't happen

Where are you going? Keith is expecting you to be over there later on

- Keith will get his money, Debs - What, all of it?

- No, not all of it. He'll have to wait - What do you mean, have to wait?

- Dad - Doesn't...

Can I go to work with you?

- Because my mate... - Can you...

- Get your bag - My mate, Ben Milton

He goes to work with his dad

Come here. You're never going to go to work with me

- Why? - You're too clever for my line of work

- Ben... - No. Shh, shh

That's why I send you to that big, posh private school

You got your lunch? Come on, tiger

- Sweetie - Bye

- Morning, gorgeous - Morning

- Hey, Pam - Ged

- Hi - Hey. You OK?

I'm fine. I'm fine

Let's put the sparkle back in those eyes

What? Pam, do you know what time it is?

Are you and mum going to get divorced?

- Where have you heard that? - Well, you don't like each other

You're always arguing

Stevie, me and your mum love each other

People fight all the time It doesn't mean they're gonna split up

It's all right, though. I mean, I know loads of parents who have split up

Well, we're not

- There you go - Thanks, Dad

No problem

I'm late

- See you, Dad - See you, son

Francis, what now?

Cheers

Leo did what he did and he took his chances. Look what happened

I'll do the wake

All right, I'll see you then

Stay out the way till Moby turns up Then come in

Get rid of that fucking lot, as well

All right, lads

Richie, stay out the way

- All right, lads - All right

- Lads - All right

- It's a piece of shit anyway - Yeah, tell me about it

All right, lads. Phones. Come on

Come on. Stop fucking about

Ooh! Ooh!

You dirty bitch

- You looked at that brochure yet? - Yeah

- And? - And what?

Are we going the full horse and carriage?

- Well, how much is it? - I've told you

Well, tell us again

Fully monty, white ponies, white trap, footmen in full livery, the whole works,

plus a contribution to the church, hall, food...

- How much? - It's your son's first communion

I'm just asking where I need to be on it

The way your side drinks, we're talking ten

Ten grand?

Oh, Anthony. Think on it, though

It'll be a day to remember

A day we'll never forget

All right, fuck it Tell the priest I'll be in to sort it

He'll be here in a minute

So you'd best pop your knob back in your pants, you dirty bastard!

What's happening, Mobe, lad?

Hey, Mobe

- Heard the news, lad? - What?

You know Leo the Pig? He's been done in, hasn't he?

They fucking ripped the fat cunt to bits, mate

- When did this happen? - Last night, it was

See you later, Mo

Jimmy, pint for Mobes

- Boys - Mobes

- So what's it like? - It's flash

- Is it? - Yeah

Phone, Moby, lad

- What's this I'm hearing about Leo? - Anyone know who done it?

- Serbs - Russians

Be them or that Kosovan firm Fucking animals

Don't know what this city's coming to Don't know where you stand no more

Whoever done fat Leo must have been fucking nuts

Or out to make a point

You don't leave a body out in the fucking open

- Yeah? - It's Paul

- Which Paul, soft lad? - Paul the Hom. For Ratter

Rats, you expecting some homo?

- Homo - Let him in, George

Didn't know you had a date

Come in, then

- Rats, I just need a word - We were just talking about Leo

Yeah, I heard. Nasty stuff

- Mind you... - What you having, lad?

- Brandy and diet - Mind you what?

- Well, it's just, who's gonna step up? - What do you mean?

Leo had a big operation, didn't he?

It leaves a fucking big hole in terms of trade

What the fuck are you talking about?

Alls I'm saying... is a firm, the Brennans,

in this city is well respected

Am I right? And yous are already like that with Franner

- Our Gerard's like that with Franner - Look, alls I'm saying is if we...

If Gerard's all right with it and that

But if a firm like yourselves

was to step up to the plate...

Are you with me, boys?

- What kind of dough we talking about? - You fucking serious?

We're talking about taking over Leo the Pig's whole fucking thingio here

We're talking fucking Brewster's, boys

You fucking owe me, Jimmy, and it's gonna have to be a very fucking big one

to make up for that shambles yesterday!

I have heard something

I've been told there's a fuck-off shipment

of them Sony PlayStations going out, you know, the new sort

- Worth what? - I don't know

- How many? - Three shipments

They've got, like, 20, 30,000 on each

- So it's a lot, you know what I mean? - When?

I don't know. Nothing's been confirmed They probably don't know themselves yet

OK. As soon as you hear anything else, you let me know, do you understand?

And don't fuck me about this time

Ged, if I sort this, that's it, we're square, I'm out

All right, Ged, please? Is that a deal?

If it's as big as you're saying it is, then maybe

Now fuck off

- What do you reckon? - I don't buy that. Gerard won't buy it

- You know what he's like with drugs - It goes beyond drugs

Think of the bigger fucking picture, will you? Listen...

If it's good enough for Franner, then it should be good enough for him

- I was just telling the boys... - Wait over there

- Just need a second and that - All right, Ged

- Boss - You've heard, right?

Yeah. Franner called this morning

What are you doing bringing no-marks in?

He's not a no-mark. Paul's a good lad

Anyway, I thought you might be open to something new,

seeing as the old game's so fucking reliable

You fucking ungrateful bastard

Look, Ged...

You don't even know what the lad wants to tell you

Please, don't make a cunt out of us, eh?

Just listen to what he's got to say

What's the worst can happen?

Two minutes

Well, as yous all know, that fat fella went yesterday

There's fuck all the other fella can do in there

And the new fella, the young lad, well, he's done one to Marbella, hasn't he?

- Anyone fucking following this? - Hang on, Ged. You're gonna like this

- We're talking Brewster's - I hope that's all we're talking

That's the thing, you see, Ged The game's wide open

And it needs someone to step in Not just any cunt, no

- It needs someone known... - Shut the fuck up. What've I told you?

Just hear the lad out Things have changed in that game

It's a fucking global enterprise

A what?! A fucking... A fucking global what? Fuck off!

You haven't heard the fucking numbers!

Look, it's 20 times on every key you bring in

I can hook us up with at least 20 dealers. That's 20 times, Ged

Shut the fuck up!

I'll give you numbers

I'll give you fucking numbers 25 fucking years

Does that ring a bell with you?

25 fucking years. That's what you'll get if you mess with this shit

Or worse still, you'll end up cut to fucking ribbons like fat fucking Leo

Now, you listen to me, gobshite

There is no fucking me and you! Fuck off, scum!

The likes of you do not hook up the likes of me with no fucking cunts!

George, will yous keep the dogs out the bar, please?

Do you wanna tell me what the fuck that was all about?

I am fucking disappointed in you, lad

- What the fuck was all that about? - He's a fucking dinosaur

Trying to do him a favour, put work his fucking way!

I know. Forget about it

You're doing it You've got the car, the lifestyle

You've got your own fucking crew. Every cunt round here's talking about Ratter