Horror Hotel The Movie

You are out Rodger!

You're no good and you're gone.

I've waited long enough for you to shape up and now you're out for good.

Aw! Come on Cindy. Don't be like that.

By now Mister Rodger Dodger, you should have given up that crummy job at

the glue factory and gotten something that pays a whole lot better.

I deserve more than a title pawned car.

No! I'm tired of staying in this week-to-week Motor Court.

You need to get more money

or you're out.

May I help you?

Our Space Buggy is about to crash.

This is a really cool scene.

Space Buggy? What Space Buggy?

That is our Space Buggy.

It looks like your Space Buggy just pancaked Cindy's Super Bee.

Yeah. Gnarly splashdown.

Who was driving that thing?

Oh! I was.

Our Space buggy is equipped with a Time Advance Ejection System.

In the event of imminent crash it transports passengers to an earlier time frame

away from danger.

I could have used something like that a few times myself.

You totally wiped out my car. I hope you guys got some good insurance.

We do not have insurance in space.

You're not in space anymore. Here on Earth you've got to have insurance.

You girls had better wait in my room while I call Al Sharko.

Let me find that title pawn to my car. I know it's here somewhere.

What is your name you dreamy hunk?

I'm Rodger! Rodger Dodger.

What a sexy name. My name is Aeliana. My friend's name is Minoria.

Some kind of groovy! Rodger Dodger baby.

Well! It's certainly a pleasure.

Smooth vibes Daddy-O.

So! What are you girls doing crash landing your Space Buggy in this parking lot?

How come you didn't land that thing over at the airport?

Moisture condensation caused our rear stabilizer to freeze as we entered your stratosphere.

I totally lost control for a while.

After the servos thawed from atmospheric heat

I was able to get enough control to set it down on open pavement.

Obviously not enough control to avoid wasting my car.

That Super Bee was title pawned with Al Sharko.

Take it easy Cindy.

These nice ladies just escaped a fiery death.

Way Cool beat! Roger Dodger.

Turn on!

Rodger Dodger! What a gas!

I think I love you.

Hmmm!

Dig the wig. Yummy!

Look! I don't know what planet you girls are from

but around here, girls leave other girls boyfriends alone.

Oh I'm not really her boyfriend anymore. Cindy just threw me out.

Oh! No!

He's not exactly a permanent throw out. I was just trying to motivate him.

We have been cruising the galaxy looking for boyfriends.

All the boys on our home planet were wiped out by testosterone fever.

Yeah! Our cool dudes be way gone.

Rodger Dodger might help us out.

Oh I'd like to help you out. How's the employment situation up there?

Well Rodger Dodger. Boys just need to stay busy being nice.

Girls do all the hard work.

Yeah! Just shoot the tube.

Don't you get any ideas about going anywhere with my boyfriend.

And you sure aren't getting out of here until you clear up the mess you made of my car.

I'm calling... Where's the phone?

I'm calling Al Sharko. Right now!

He's got the title of the car you just wrecked.

Yeah!

Hello Mister Sharko. It's Cindy Wood.

Cindy Wood... Cindy Wood!

Yeah yeah yeah. The Super Bee. How's it hanging Cindy?

Not good. There's some flakey chicks over here who just crashed into my car

and totally wasted it with their spaceship.

Some Flakey chicks wasted your car with a spaceship?

Sure did!

They say they don't have any insurance.

You'd better come over and talk to them about it.

I'll be right there.

How would you girls like a Sonic Screwdriver?

It's an Earth drink that everyone here loves.

I just happen to have some Who Juice and plenty of Vodka.

Yeah! Lay it on me momma.

You will just love our home planet, Moe. You can have your very own Castaway Island

where we can live happily ever after.

Purr my fur!

Oh Baby!

So you learned all about Earth from television broadcasts from the sixties?

That was like, fifty years ago. Man!

Our home planet, Moe, is fifty light years from here.

Television transmission signals travel slowly at the speed of light.

We were only able to see a few of your broadcasts, like Dance Train and Castaway Island

due to the solar skip.

So! How'd you get here so fast?

We equipped our space buggy with Faster Than Light Drives

that simply folds space

so we don't have to travel those huge distances.

Those dresses are way too short.

Do you like them?

We were watching American Dance Train.

We wanted to dress like Earth girls so boys here would like us.

Yo! Me like!

You would! Those girls aren't wearing any underwear.

We were supposed to wear underwear?

Totally groovy! Sonic Screwdriver! Oh my!

Looked over the damage to the Super Bee out there. It's a total loss.

Ladies! That's no airplane out there.

It is our Space Buggy.

Yeah well, your spaceship out there is a total loss also.

Cindy says you girls don't have insurance for that thing?

Oh dear! Are you going to arrest us now?

Naw. Do you have any cash? Anything of value at all?

An Interstellar Navigation System.

There's no market for any of your advanced technology junk.

I'm just going to scrap it.

What's it made of?

It is made of cheap platinum.

Platinum!

All of it?

Yes.

I think we might be able to work something out.

Of course you'll have to sign it over to me.

Sign right there.

It is a real pleasure doing business with you.

Looks like we won't be going home for a while.

Oh bad! So bad!

Looks like you can't hold your liquor, girly girl.

That's what you get for trying to steal my boyfriend.

Oh dying!

So sad!

Oh baby!

Minoria is very ill.

Can we do anything?

She needs medical help.

Y-yeah! We need to call the hospital.

You can't call the hospital. These girls are Illegal Aliens.

If you call the hospital they'll be arrested by the authorities.

Rodger! Can I speak with you in my office right now.

We can't call the hospital because I think I overdosed her.

You think you overdosed Minoria? What? How?

I put some birth control pills in the Sonic Screwdriver.

It was only supposed to make them a little sick.

That girl in there is very sick. How many pills did you give them?

I only put my monthly pills in the blender.

They're just birth control pills for crying out loud.

What if I would've tried to drink it?

Of course I wouldn't have let you drink it silly.

They're just birth control pills. They're not poisonous!

Some!..

Sometimes just one little pill can make you dead dog sick.

A whole month's supply! Who knows what it might do to an alien.

Don't be such a horn dog Rodger. They're the enemy!

They were going to abduct you!

Take you away.

Use you for their own selfish pleasures.

You didn't want me anymore.

What we need is that gun from your truck.

That one Alien, Aeliana,

She didn't drink her Sonic Screwdriver.

We need to do something about her

before she radios the mother ship and gets reinforcements from outer space.

Ok Cindy.

I'll get the gun.

She is dead! My poor friend Minoria is dead!

You'd better watch your step Little Miss Space Girl or you'll wind up dead too.

Roger's got a gun.

It was that drink! You poisoned the Sonic Screwdriver.

It wasn't really poison. It was just some birth control pills.

They were supposed to make you a little sick.

So that you'd leave my boyfriend alone.

I'm not really your boyfriend anymore. You threw me out. Remember!

Well! Now I'm taking you back.

No!

You're not!

You just murdered this little space chick.

It's not murder. She's not human so it's not murder.

It is murder. Looks like she was way more human than you.

I'm going to call the authorities.

Rodger! It's not poison in the Sonic Screwdriver.

It's just some birth control pills.

I'll prove it.

Stop! That could kill you.

I'm calling the hospital.

Agh!

Do you really have to call the authorities Rodger?

I really am an Illegal Alien. I am afraid the authorities will arrest me.

You won't have to be here when the ambulance shows up.

Where will I go? What will I do? I do not know anyone here but you.

Right now you can just hide in my truck until the paramedics split.

No-one will see you there.

Oh Rodger! You can be my steady boyfriend.

You're out Rodger!

Aw! Come on Aeliana! Don't be like that.

You had your chance Rodger. Now I'm going to get mine.

Please! I can get better.

You're not getting any better.

You didn't get a better paying job.

You never have enough money.

Money isn't everything.

Oh yes it is.