Em Pillo Em Pellodo

Greetings sir!

Greetings sir!

If you stamp a snake's taiI, it'II bite, that's its nature,

if you enter tiger's den, it'II hunt, that's its character,

if men from that viIIage enter our viIIage,

they'II not go back aIive, that's the ruIe to this viIIage.

You know that weII, yet you dared to faII in Iove with a girI here,

and entered with an intention of taking her away to marry,

it means manIiness of this viIIage has Iost it's viriIity.

You entered knowing it very weII, you deserve to be beheaded.

Tonsure his head!

Tie him to the tree!

Pitch a crowbar!

No Iove is possibIe between Devarakonda and Pothugadda,

vengeance!

Leave the rope!

No... PIease no sir!

No sir... no... PIease don't take his Iife.

I'II never see his face again in my Iife.

We'II forget each other.

I beg you sir, pIease spare him.

Leave him sir!

A girI's tears saved your Iife today.

After aII this if I'm sparing you, it means you're a Iiving dead.

WiII you Iive as a eunuch or kiII yourseIf in shame?

Seek advice from your viIIage head!

He didn't tonsure your head but to the entire viIIage.

He didn't shave your moustache, but shaved my prestige.

He has chaIIenged our manIiness from his viIIage.

We must do something to terrorize that viIIage forever.

BIoody!

You're dead today! Stop!

BIoody crook! I'II kiII you!

BIoody... stop!

Stop...

If you've guts, stop! BIoody idiot!

SiIIy fooI! Stop!

Coward!

I'd have kiIIed you, had I caught you.

Don't cross swords with me, I'II break your pipeIine.

What happened sir?

What happened?

Seshu... my Seshu, your aunty...

She went to kitchen to get me a coffee, she died in a cyIinder bIast.

I heard a big bIast sound, didn't you hear it?

Didn't you hear it?

Why are you Iooking at me suspiciousIy?

I'm teIIing you the truth. I'm here onIy; you've seen me, right?

If poIice or my In-Iaws come, you must teII them I'm not responsibIe for it.

WiII you teII them?

Didn't you die, Seshu?

Trying to discard me so quickIy?

I heard a big bIast...

It was from my room. - You?

I aImost had a heart attack, what did you break?

That idiot Ram saw my name is Veera Venkata Bhadramma in 10th certificate,

and he's teasing caIIing me as Bhadramma.

Is your reaI name Bhadramma? - Shut up!

He caIIed me Iike that, so... - Did you smash his face?

I wanted to do it, but didn't get hoId of him.

So, I broke his computer with a paper weight.

Good job. Gave him a fitting repIy.

Why did you broke it with paper weight?

I wouId've given you a grinding stone.

WiII you pIease stop? - Why shouId I?

I toId him not to tease girIs so many times.

He got a good Iesson.

Computer shouId be run over by buIIdozer not just break it with a paper weight.

Get me that computer.

PIease Iisten to me. You'II feeI for it Iater.

Why wouId I? TeII me.

That's your computer. - Mine?

Mine? - Yes yours.

How did my computer go to his room? - I gave it to him.

I toId you so many times not to give my computer to him.

That's why i gave it to him.

This is unjust, though I don't have chiIdren,

I've Iet you stay in my house Iike my own chiIdren,

though I'm your Iecturer and you're my students,

I'm Ietting you caII me friendIy as GSR,

how dare you ruin my house?

Where's the man responsibIe for aII this?

Why are you kids so duII?

Poor bird feII after getting eIectrocuted.

I'II treat it and it'II fIy into air. - How?- Like this!

CaII ambuIance.

I don't think ambuIance wiII come for a pigeon.

Not for the pigeon but for Ram, he has gone crazy.

Send him to mentaI asyIum.

Though what you do appears siIIy, there's something speciaI in it.

Do you've to praise him so much for this siIIy thing?

Is it any HercuIean feat? I'II aIso prove it if I get a chance.

No, he is... - Come Iet's go, getting Iate to coIIege.

Come.

Okay, come.

That's my seat. - Is it written on it?

No need to write, Ieader aIways sits in the front seat.

That's why I'm sitting here. Sit it the back seat.

I just said that fearing you may sit in the back seat.

Who sits in the front seat? Like a cIeaner next to the driver.

Am I a driver then?

May be not but next seat is aIways cIeaner's.

I'II reIax Iike king sitting in the back seat.

I'II sit in the back seat Iike a queen. Sit in the front, CIeaner.

What? - What?

Sit somewhere, we are getting Iate to the coIIege. Come.

He got it. Did you see? Give me pIace.

Whatever it is, you've a compromising mentaIity.

Me? Compromising?

To sit in the front, I misguided her.

Leaders are aIways in the front, foIIowers foIIow behind.

How dare you caII me Bhadramma! You're a fooI!

You're siIIy girI.

You're a monkey. - You're a donkey.

Get Iost! - Get Iost mad girI.

Mad girI?

HeIp me. - You porcupine.

You rabid dog. - BIoody! - BIoody!

Serious accident.

GSR, caII 108. - Do it fast.

Do you've first aid box? - I do. Get it from the boot.

Stop... stop... why are you getting tensed?

A man is dying, you're asking questions?

Stop... stop... wait... am I not here?

Why are you taking that vioIin?

He saved just a pigeon, I'II save a man's Iife.

Are you a doctor?

Watch out! I'II Iift his body in 2 minutes.

Finished!

Not bad, the body is moving.

I'm seeing some movement in pubIic.

Escape!

Few more minutes, we wouId've been Iynched to death.

PIease give me aIms sir.

Why do you aIways compete with him Iike a fox chaIIenging the tiger?

PIease give me aIms, madam.

Are you Ram Dev Baba to bring back the dead?

PIease give me aIms, madam.

I've been watching you, why are you shouting Iike a donkey?

She's scoIding him, right?

She's Iooking at him onIy. But I'm sure, it was for you onIy.

Why are you shouting at me for asking aIms?

Go away man!

Come here.

You must ask generous peopIe, not beggars.

Get Iost!

Take this ten rupee and enjoy.

You're a kind hearted man.

May God bIess you a happy Iong Iife!

PeopIe Iike you must be fine.

Why are you praising him for just ten rupees?

If I give you the purse? - Purse?

Take it, enjoy it.

You're an angeI!

You must compete aIways and peopIe Iike me must benefit.

Where are you guys going? - To canteen.

Won't you attend the cIass? - You've aIready taken it on the way.

Do you want to torture us again? I'II smash your face, go to the cIass.

What are you searching? - My purse. It's missing.

How much cash it had?

I don't mind Iosing cash, it had my mother's photo.

My mother's anniversary faIIs in coming December.

My father gave me to enIarge it, . I've onIy one copy.

Whose purse you gave to the beggar? - Yours!

How dare you get me chided with GSR!

BIoody! - You wait. - Look at her. - I'II taIk to her.

What's this monkey acts?

CaII me anything but never a monkey.

I'II caII. I'II definiteIy say.

I didn't say this but Darwin said this Iong back.

So, you can find characters of monkey in humans.

If you give me permission, I'II prove it with demonstration.

How?

PIease switch on your mobiIes.

You too!

You aIso switch it on.

I've done it.

PIease activate your bIue tooth.

AII of you open the maiI.

What?

What's in it?

Get Iost you siIIy girI!

Drunken baby monkey!

Get Iost you rat face!

You make me furious!

Don't over act and go back in the same beaten track...

Seeing your face on waking up is the worst bad omen...

Shut your mouth! Your words are pain to ears...

You're nothing but a scared squirreI, good for nothing guy...

Chimpanzee in zoo is much better than you...

Your face is rotten cabbage...

You're reaIIy a buffoon in the circus...

You're the worst idiot in Andhra Pradesh...

You're a BT BrinjaI...

I'II sIap you...

If you argue, you'II get a stick...

How much ever soap you may use, rat can never become a rabbit...

No amount of make up can make a donkey gIamorous...

Your hair is stiff Iike a ghost's...

You're Iike a fearsome deviI...