It Had to Be You (Hau bei tim sum)

LIFE WITHOUT LOVE IS LIKE EATING FRENCH FRIES WITHOUT THE KETCHUP

Try this. It's my Creme Brul made with bird's nest

Thank you

Like my new toothbrush? You can't buy these in Hong Kong yet

You know what would go really good with this?

A cup of your coffee!

It's brewing!

Pick the yellow. I love yellow!

I'll put it away for next time

Helen, you're early!

Come on, you knew he had a girlfriend

You have no right to feel this way

Everyone says I'm wasting my time...

but I know things will work out if I just believe

Faith... and perseverance

Wait...

Sorry Sorry

Jack

Don't walk away like that, please? Jack!

Jack

What a jerk!

It's amazing what some girls let their boyfriends get away with

Order up!

Hello, Miss Chan. Your table is waiting

Thank you This way please

Hello

You're late. Everyone's already seated And...

Here, I brought a few samples for your beautiful girlfriend

Tell her to put it on before going to bed

What is it?

It's a new alpha-hydroxy Great for the complexion

Trust me. She'll love it

on a bed of mixed greens we add heirloom tomatoes...

Ah, did I mention the heirloom tomatoes...

Why are you so late?

It's about time

Happy Birthday!

Thank you! Thank you!

Alright everyone...

Moon, tonight is to say thank you...

For agreeing to design Chi-On's clinic... and...

Happy Birthday!

My turn!

Thank you, Helen

You do everything so well... even arrange birthday parties

Make a wish Hurry and find that perfect man

Finding a man is easy I want someone who challenges me

Men are no match for us women They spend all their time flirting

Right, Chi-on?

Jill, sit down and join us

Yeah. Take a break!

I can't. I still have to make the coffee

Jill, are you alright?

I'm fine

What are you doing there?

I'm here to see Jason

Jason? He's not here

Wow... what's wrong with your eye?

Let me guess... Cyclops... Captain Hook?

No? Oh! I caught you cheating on your boyfriend!

I'm not in the mood for your jokes! Do you know him?

Do I know him? Maybe you should go see your doctor

I told you. This is Jack the chef who'll be taking my place

Are you out of your mind?

What do you mean taking your place?

You're the one who's lost her mind

Hey! People in love usually see the world more clearly...

But you're like a zombie

Oh... I remember you!

Does she always talk like a scratched record?

That's her charm

Her name is Jill

Mysterious Jill

A nearly extinct Jill

So called extinct Jill

Helen, you've gone out with this guy for so long...

Would you ever consider marrying him?

Yeah... why aren't you two married already?

Actually, I'm thinking of dumping him

I'm not joking I want to be a girlfriend...

not a watch dog

Huh? Oh, charades...

Nightmare on Elm Street!

Pig on a spit!

Oh, I know! Rain Man!

Bruce Lee...

That's what I was going to say!

Enter the dragon

Cat scratch fever? Hit you in the head?

Return of the Zombies!

Ms. So says... there's light at the end of the tunnel

I never thought Helen would leave him

Don't get so excited

It may be a trap to lure you out from the dark

Helen must know otherwise why would she do it here?

Already nosing around other people's business?

Don't be surprised if you're next to get dumped

What did you tell her about me?

It's like this...

Jill's entire body has been infected by a terrible virus: Love

Let me introduce you to someone more normal. This is Apple

He means me!

Move!

Pure. Never been touched...

Tell him to take his womanizing ways someplace else

Okay... It's amazing

Who wants to try? I do!

Me too! Ladies, wait your turn!

Will you take our picture first?

Of course... smile everyone!

I don't see the problem He loves taking pictures

It could be good advertising for the restaurant

If he loves bathing will you put a bath tub in here?

Good idea

Hmmm... I should ask him about that

What is this?

The bottle you have...

that's not what I'm drinking I'm drinking this... whiskey

That's castor oil which I used to massage my tired legs

Hey, I hear castor oil helps get rid of blood clots in the heart!

Can we get started?

Sure. Fatty, remind me to order the wine

Why are we even here?

We never get anything done at these meetings!

What are you doing?

I'm SMS'ing my girlfriend telling her you won't let us go

I don't want her to bug me about not calling

Hello, Faye?

No, there's no meeting tonight

See you. Bye

Hey, what kind of a person are you? How can you do such a thing?

You said she bugs you, right?

Okay, let's talk about the menu please

I have a question

Does anyone ever order the Rice with Duck Blood?

Customers with taste will appreciate it

If people are looking for magic shows...

they can go to the circus

Anything else? No? Good. Meeting's over

That dish is why her boyfriend always comes here

I can't believe you wanted to take it off the menu!

Jason moved back to Hong Kong to be with his wife

And Daddy turned against his own father to marry Mom...

See, Fluffy, people in love do crazy things all the time

Give me the bottle, please?

Miss, are you getting in or out?

I know, Fluffy, you despise him too

He thinks he can charm his way out of everything

To love someone like that would spell anyone's doom

Jackpot!

Fluffy, your friend has diarrhea

It figures...

It figures I'd run into you

I expect you to replace that bottle of wine by tomorrow morning

This is Hungarian wine We don't serve this in the restaurant...

I don't steal!

What is it about me that you hate?

What do I hate?

Your disregard for other people's feelings

Typical woman What does that mean?

It means people see what they want to see

Save your acting for someone else

Forget it, it's useless talking to you

You think you're so cool! Like you can have any woman you want

Fluffy, bite him!

Hey... what are you doing? Help!

I'M NO LONGER THE OTHER WOMAN!

I still can't decide

Coco or Chloe?

I'm not hungry. You go ahead

Are you even listening to me?

The telephone will not ring not matter how hard you stare at it

I'm just checking for messages

There are 14 million SMS messages sent every day in Hong Kong

If you didn't get one, that means he's not thinking about you...

It used to be the wife who waited for the husband to come home

Now it's the mistress...

who waits for a call at midnight

Tea, please

He got dumped in front of all his friends

Wouldn't you be upset if that happened to you?

Listen...

Helen was with him 5 years and look how things ended up

What does that tell you?

Nothing

Actually, Helen never knew about me

That's the understanding I have with Chi-on

Okay, so you and Chi-on have an understanding

Pass the pickles...

Then tell me, are you or aren't you his girlfriend?

Of course I am

But nobody knows, right?

Oh, it's supposed to be a secret

That's right

Cover your ears my baby!

Your Godmother is out of her mind

Do you realize...

how ridiculous you sound?

Privacy is important to Chi-on

I'm the only one who understands this