Finnick (Финник)

Riki.

Riki! Riki! Riki!

Riki!

What does this look like to you?

Just a regular old house, right?

An ordinary house on a happy occasion.

A house much like yours.

But what if I was to tell you there was someone else

living in your house without your knowledge?

And I don't mean the hamster that got loose last summer,

no, no, no.

It's actually someone you've never seen before.

Perhaps you've heard of them being referred to

by names such as Lars, Goblins or House Elves.

In any case, they are the invisible spirit of a house

and in our story, they're called Finns.

There's no creature quite like a Finn.

I know it's hard to imagine, but these hidden roommates

live in every house in the entire world.

No, no, really! Even in yours.

Uh, honey dear, have you seen my glasses?

-Your glasses? -Oh! On my head.

Finns keep things in order.

And ultimately, it's Finns who turn your house

into a home...sweet...home.

Finns have a duty to watch over everyone

and everything within their home.

Ah!

Of course, Finns take special care of their family's pets...

Wuh?

..whether they be tiny or plump,

tabby or ginger.

Whoa!

This is gonna go viral in no time!

They even keep an eye on you when you stay up way too late

and snooze through your alarm.

Huh?

Ugh! Oh, no, again?!

You get the picture.

The chief goal of a Finn

is to bring peace and harmony into the home.

It's their way of life and their guiding purpose.

No Finn would ever dream about breaking

this glorious tradition.

And that, my friends, is the end of our story.

Or it would have been,

had it not been for one singularly unusual Finn.

Oh, I refuse to stay in this house for one more minute!

Well, it was your idea to rent it, remember?

Oh, yeah?! Well, why didn't YOU talk me out of it?!

I, uh, didn't know.

Maybe if you'd done the walk-through

like I asked you to, you would have noticed the evil energy!

But you didn't because you never listen!

What now? Oh, never mind.

It's fine, we'll just go and live with your mother.

What? Has it come to that?

-It can't be any worse! -Oh, such a pity!

But they had to go!

Ah!

Oh! Whose house? My house!

Whoo-hoo! Shake it, shake it, shake it!

Let's see what we've got here!

Strike! Hm!

No humans, No problems!

This is my house!

We're almost there, guys!

I just keep forgetting the name of this town.

-Berg, sweetie, Berg. -Mm!

I hope Christine's able to make some new friends in this town.

Every time I make new friends we have to move again,

so I'm not sure that I see the point.

Anyway, detectives don't really need friends.

We have to focus on our investigations.

Do you really think there'll be anything

to investigate in this adorable little town?

Mom, there's an adorable little town

just like this one in my book.

"The mastermind's trail

"led straight to a quiet mountain town,

"and there was no way of knowing

"that all of its citizens, from the police to the baker,

"belonged to a criminal gang.

"The very last thing Amanda expected to find was..."

-Our own amusement park! -Oh, look, Christine!

They even have a Ferris wheel!

Anyone up for a ride?

-I am! -Yeah!

-Ha-ha! -Dad, you just missed the turn.

Ha! Thanks for watching, Sherlock.

Nothing gets past this one.

All done? That went by fast.

What's the point?

I already figured out who did it.

Oops, boom gate! That was a close one!

The detective enters the shot

and cautiously looks for clues.

Did I not say cautiously?!

Aha! He sees something suspicious!

Might this be the evidence he's looking for?

That's it, keep going!

JB, that trash won't empty itself.

Yeah, can I do it later?

I need to get into character and warm up for my big scene.

-Tick-tock! -Huh!

Let's set up for the next scene! Extras, stand by!

What a strange set of circumstances indeed.

But even this crime has to have a villain,

a Violet Villain, that is.

Ah! Oh! Bah-bah-bah-bah!

Wha... Wha... What?

What in the world? Cut!

What are you doing?!

You're just supposed to walk by, that's all!

Hear me out.

I've got an idea that would make the scene so much better!

I've got one as well. Get off of my set!

Want another take?

Uh...

Nah, that'll do. Moving on, people!

What's taking so long?!

A tortoise moves faster than you. Shoulda hired him!

You must be the newbies!

-Uh-huh, uh-huh! -Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah!

And we're so grateful to be here!

And of course, we're both classically trained.

Good for you.

Welcome to our micro-budget nightmare...

..I mean, our hit detective series,

'The Violet Villain'.

Here's your pages.

Oh! Will the rest be coming?

Our director never gives out the whole script

so we can keep up the intrigue, even amongst the actors.

So much for intrigue.

The butler did it.

What makes you think that?

Could be that man in the butler costume with the knife.

-Elementary. -Alright!

Well, here are the keys to your new house for the time being.

Oh, thank you.

Uh, it's not what I'd call a "Wow!"

Let's face it, you guys aren't a "Wow!"

Hey! Stop! Where you taking that?!

I need it for the next scene...

We actually have lines in the scene!

I'm so proud!

OK, let's give this new scene a try.

Quiet on the set, and action!

Cut!

Is that your idea of an evil laugh?

Come on!

Take 10!

Hmm.

I know how you must feel.

It must be torture for someone with the talent

and unparalleled genius

you have to be surrounded

by these second-rate hacks with no instincts.

Take this actor, who should be the star...

-He's so wooden! -Huh?

I mean, where's the passion?

How dare you say that?!

I'm oozing with passion!

Just give me a shot! I'll show you how it's done!

To perform for a director of your stature,

you have to put your whole body into your art!

If you give me the role of this villain,

I will gladly give you my heart!

Huh?

Uh, what...what do you mean?

Yep. Just when I thought I'd seen it all.

I guess I didn't count on you!

Someone get this fool off my set once and for all!

Whoa!

Oh! Whoa!

What?

You're not an actor! You're not a villain!

You're a janitor!

And as of today, you're not even that anymore

because you...are...fired!

No! But I love this more than anything...

I said you're fired!

That's showbiz, isn't it?

-Uh-huh. -Uh-huh, sure is.

And somebody turn off that blasted water!

Sweetie, are you sure that this is the right house?

What? Again?

Yep.

Pretty sure the key would have fit

if the lock hadn't been broken.

-Well... -Whoa, whoa, whoa!

..I like it better than the last one!

This is my house! Where are you putting all that junk, huh?

Eugh! Looks like a crime scene in here.

Don't worry, honey. We'll make it a home.

-Ugh. Awesome. -You call this awesome?

What would be awesome is if you got outta here!

Here's the perfect spot for my record collection.

This is also the perfect spot for my prank collection!