Road Kill

Can't believe you pay.

Oh man, I'm so excited for this.

Why'd you say it was caught again?

Rando. Naka name's kind of stupid,

but it's this app that takes you

to random locations supposedly

to see some crazy shit bullshit.

You'll see. I didn't believe it at first either,

but I'm curious.

Where do you even find this stuff?

Reddit. People saw cults.

Aliens real murder scenes.

Oh, good murder. That makes me feel so much better.

You okay tomorrow?

Let's go.

You sure we should go in there?

Think you drove over here for nothing.

It's okay. Don't be scared.

You really trust some app.

Ooh, where even are we? Calm down.

I'm just a little nervous.

Okay, I'll go in first.

Terry. It smells like death in here.

This is so not funny. Eliza, where you at?

Hey, over here.

Do you see this.

Pink just doesn't put everyone in the same spirit

as lavender does,

but it's been so hard finding everything in lavender.

You really think anybody's gonna notice the difference

between lavender, purple and lilac?

Like seriously, it's not that great. All right, girl.

Maybe they won't, but I will.

I care about the little things. No tea.

You just think this is your wedding.

You're gonna leave out so many things just

'cause they're not lavender.

I tell you what? Do you wanna plan it?

No, she wouldn't pay me enough. You sure? No. No.

She's not paying me enough. This is all here, girl.

Judging by how much you're doing,

she's not paying you enough either.

It's not even about that.

She just graduated school

and all the stuff she's been through,

especially since mom's not here.

And I'm the best sister.

Even if Marcus is a loser, Marcus is a good guy.

You think all men are losers? 'Cause they are Okay.

You won't tell her that though. I won't hold that thought.

- Get losers. Yo. What up? - Hey, are you dropping 'em off?

- Yeah, - I'm on my way now.

- How many did you get. - The whole.

Order?

What? Oh my God. Are you serious?

You paid for the whole order.

I told you to get a couple of samples.

Oh my God. What if they're not right? See,

I'm pretty sure we gonna be able to bring them back.

Ain't nobody even gonna read them.

Literally everybody's gonna read them if they're wrong.

You're paying to get 'em redone.

I ain't paying for nothing. Mean that don't even matter.

I think they look good. Just chill off.

Just hurry up. Oh gosh.

What's up Devin?

I told him to order a couple of programs

and he bought the whole order.

200 of 'em. That's your brother. Don't remind me.

So how did you find Hannon's?

I was a little nervous, but I had five star reviews.

I came here a few times to get some alterations

for my wedding dresses.

Tom, that didn't work out, but.

Was that with Tony?

- No. Or Jamal? No, the other. - Marcus.

No Curdy.

Yo cur. Aw.

This is literally the first dress come. Oh my God.

So it's like I like it, but I don't know.

I'm not used to being dogged up like this.

If ever was a time, let's help for a lot of grass.

Oh you. Oh it is. Oh wait.

BEE. I like it.

Oh no. My tea is on my other drag.

I can't wait to see this in full effect.

I might end up in Vegas next week. Vegas. That'll look. Yes.

Shit, I'm gonna get married too. Shit.

Find me a nice little real estate broker.

And you can play on my legend too. I mean the stress.

You guys should iris. That's fine.

It won't be hard playing walking down the Vegas chapel

and saying I do my favorite.

Gorgeous, this is gonna love you on this.

Go ahead and try on the next one.

But this is my favorite already. All right.

This one's my favorite. I like this one.

Wait, Deon's about to be here.

Do you wanna wait and get his opinion?

Is he like hyper and shit?

Because I really hate when he's turned up.

Like I'm really peaceful right now. Ashley, you're right.

Green and Katrina showing up.

That would be so screwed up if they didn't

show up to this wedding.

And he doesn't even have any siblings.

No, that's what I'm saying. We're on the same page.

That's so funny. Marcus acts just like his parents.

They might be worse. Marcus is at least nice to females.

His parents just hate everyone.

Yeah, you right about that. Right?

I - Couldn't open the door. We didn't even see you.

What is this?

- What you mean? - Did you even look at these?

No, I ain't look at it. This why I brought it here.

They're blurry. So do it yourself. Just do what yourself.

Just do it. They just flyers.

We can go get 'em redone

to a nature freak. They're about freeze.

Dev them.

Chill out and they'll call programs.

I don't want Jade's mood Al, because of you. De pick my that.

She got the dress.

Tell her. Lemme see.

She took it off already. Hey Devin.

What up Juju? Your first moley to get married?

Probably the only one. For real.

Nah, you gonna marry Linda. Remember?

That's not even funny.

- Ain't my type. - No.

Way, nigga, please.

Okay. No boys allowed out, out. Come on. Hit your boss.

Go ahead with them. Gutter rats. What?

Anyway, I'll call you later.

You go.

Ahead and code this girl.

So pick this K cap before I eat it.

Hello? Hi ladies. What's going on? Nothing.

Just getting our nails done. Yes.

I'm calling you to let you know that I finished your cake.

Oh great. I have it picked up today. Thank you.

Alright girl. I'll see you later. I'm back.

Tiara is me right there. Hey Tiarra.

Hey, how am I help you guys? Cure three pedicures.

Of course. Wedding parties. Alright, Gotti right there.

I'll be with you shortly. Okay, come on girls.

I see Tiara every Tuesday came with me.

But you guys need to get this situated.

It's your wedding sister.

I just keep getting more and more nervous.

Not that I would know. I'm sure it's normal.

It is definitely.

Obviously let big sister take care

of this. Hello?

Just pulled up. Si.

Yeah, we're inside. All right.

Why does Devin wanna come? He just wants to talk.

This is the only time we can actually hang out. So why not?

I don't know about y'all,

but this feels like a big day for me.

Was it? That makes me happy. See,

We both happy.

Thank you girl. This is exactly what I needed.

There's no wedding.

- What up sissy? - No wedding stuff. Okay, just chill.

- What way? - There you go.

Why y'all pay like a hundred dollars

to put your feet in some water?

I got buckets at the house.

Hater. It's soothing.

Yeah, whatever. You know

everything's real exciting like, and I love it.

It's exactly how mom would've wanted it. For real.

Everybody coming together to make something beautiful.

Like at the time I feel like she be whispering

suggestions in my ear. Like.

Right.

You okay? Don't start crying girl.

You gonna mess up your makeup y'all.

Y'all not gonna say nothing. There was

so much drama going on when she left us.

There's no way I could have let it continue. Mom breathe.

Remember when you tried to get a dog, your beans

and mama took everybody to go get donuts

and you had to finish a whole plate

of beans before you could get one?

I think about that. Every time I see a bean.

It's okay.

Mom's gonna be at the wedding every moment of it.

And I bet your daughter's gonna be an exact replica of her.

Definitely.

I genuinely believe that too.

You should have gone to Denny's

or something. Ain't got time for this.

This wedding is going to be a disaster.

- You think so? - I always can't handle this.

I think she got it under control.

That's why you're the optimistic one.

What can I get for you guys.

Honest after that?