Loose Screws

BEAVER HIGH

You lose...

"I EAT ANYTHING"

"EAT SHIT!"

Hello students, here you are ?? Director Hardbat.

I would take this opportunity,

to wish you a nice summer vacation,

except for the following students who will show up

In my office now!

Brad Lovett. - Shit!

Steve Hardman. - Damn it.

Hugh G. Rekshan.

I Marvin Ietmore.

Please leave your desk and closet,

clean and tidy,

and leave school with nice manners.

Hi, hi ... have a nice summer. - See you.

Congratulations!

These are the worst results ever achieved ...

at Beaver High School!

Don't you think four years in the 2nd year is enough?

You gentlemen have failed.

Every hour, every day since you've been here,

you were rude, ordinary hooligans

and a complete disgrace!

In any case,

I decided to give you one last chance to graduate.

Coxville academy,

has a special program for students like you!

SPECIAL SCHOOL?

A college of knowledge for ...

morons!

"Trade me?"

"Sure!"

City of Wadsworth Population: 3,150 people

"School Registration"

Hey guys, let's take a look first.

Welcome party.

Our mission, if we choose to accept it,

is to find and remove as many women as possible from the bus.

Look at those little darlings.

The best of the worst.

Welcome to Coxville Academy,

I'm here to host you and show you the academy.

Here in Coxville, we believe in an invincible mind

and a solid body.

Therefore, before you start the usual program,

you will have to undergo a doctor's examination.

And you are ...? Candy Barns.

Oh really? Don't kid.

These are my friends Tracy,

Gail and Nicky.

So when you log in to ...

Aren't you coming with us?

Oh, I'll come too, before you say cookie.

In the meantime, you will see signs in which direction to go.

It is extremely important that you follow the instructions on these signs.

Gentlemen, please go around the corner,

and you ladies - follow me!

Doctor likes to treat?

It depends. doctor is cute. I would like him to treat me a little.

Ladies, your examinations.

Doctors...

Thank you, young man. - Thank you, sir.

Stand there around the corner.

Now let's start the examinations.

Now, ladies, I'm going to ask you to take off your panties and bras there

behind the screen.

Doctor. I have one small problem. I don't wear a bra.

And there is ?? tits?

Measurements.

Mmmmm ... I'll make an exception.

You can take a look. - Thank you, Doctor.

You are such a genius master.

"Boys Chest X-Ray"

"Take off your clothes and wait for the doctor"

"Staff-Women"

Why does he have a video camera?

Have you heard of video processing? - Yes I am.

Well this is an x-ray video.

Oh my God!

Hey, they're not doctors!

No, but he was!

Well, well, well ... Welcome to Coxville Academy!

Let me introduce myself , I am the director of Arsenal.

And if you are responsible for this wonderful "couple",

I don't think you'll like it here.

Well, gentlemen, let me tell you something about Coxville Academy.

We are proud of our traditions and our high academic standards.

And no one deviates from the line!

Don't move an inch!

I've already moved 9 centimeters.

Hi, you must be Miss, Lat.

Welcome to Coxville Academy. - Thank you.

Mr. Arsenal, nice to meet you.

If I can help you with something?

Well ... you can. Can you show me my box?

Of course I do, it must have your name written somewhere on the hole.

Yes, I know, but some holes are smaller than others.

But I think it’s okay unless my letters are folded.

Aamm ... There she is, Miss. Mona Lat.

You've already received the letters.

Oh, I get a lot of letters.

I'm sure you get it. I meant...

that at the first opportunity if you want, I have ...

... for you yet ?? one position to try.

Well, any position under you would be good.

Well, that ... sounds encouraging.

And, in the meantime, don't forget to tell the students who are interested ...

... that I will be available for private French lessons in the evening.

Now!

Good, very good! - Thank you.

Hi. Hi.

Well imbecile one,

I'll look through your fingers, just this time.

But if you try something like that

I will make of your stay here

as one of the scariest experiences of your life.

Was I clear?

Yes sir!

And now get out.

Shit, what a hole!

At least it's better than the reformed schools they'd send us to.

The director is a real Hitler! This is not a school, this is a concentration camp!

So, Brad, where are the girls you promised us?

Who's in charge here? Teachers?

No one. I think we are left to our own devices.

Great, does anyone want a cigarette?

Of course. - Let's light it.

Choose your ticket. - Big!

Maybe this place isn't so bad.

Attention!

Do I smell like something is burning? - No ...

I asked if something was burning here?

Mmm ... Turkish tobacco.

Now, there will be no smoking here,

there will be no drinks,

there will be no swearing and fucking, you understand?

Gives...

Yes, Miss Vanbloo! - Yes, Miss Vanbloo.

Good.

And now...

Beds ...

Beds ...

... will be ready ...

... every night at 10:00.

The lights will be off,

every morning before school and ...

... and try to be good girls,

kad god mo ?? ete.

Hey Lori! Get me some pie

This is a nightmare. - No it's not.

I think it has potential.

I'm talking about Coxville, you moron!

He has too much homework.

And the food is so nasty that I lost my appetite.

Forget the food, I’m hungry for sex!

So where are all those girls we were supposed to meet?

Yes, I thought we were going to live!

Do you guys want something?

Yes, four Coca-Cola and ...

one virgin.

You'll be happy to find her here.

Hey I'm not so sure, look at Huey.

Umukni debilu!

Huey, I guarantee you will ?? by the end of the semester lose your virginity.

Yes, just look at this place.

There's no way you can't do anything.

Let's do something like a race.

I suggest putting an end to the system.

10 points for every girl we date.

5 for almost started,

and 2 to look at ... and aaa ...

To pronounce the letter "R" correctly ,

the sound must come from a deep throat.

You need to relax your throat muscles,

and a well-oiled throat is just as important.

And remember, for good French you need to breathe a long,

deep ...

...breath. And now you try.

Good, very good!

Be sure to practice this weekend for the oral exam on Monday.

And for the test on Wednesday.

Goodbye.

Steve, right? - It's still like that.

Steve Hardman.

What can I do for you ... mr. Hardman?

I need a little French lesson.

Please.

I mean ... I really enjoy French.

I'm going to Paris in the fall, and I want to have some French under my belt.

I heard you mention it in the office,

that you are available for private lessons.

I thought if you weren't busy tonight ...

Tonight? - Well yes.

We can do it with you ... or in my room. Or anywhere?

Hey, girls ...

I was so impressed that I brought the whole company.

Vanblou!

You should be ashamed, girl,