Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

No! Let go of me!

Come with me.

Don't touch me! Let go!

You're a minor.

Honestly, what are you thinking on Coming-of-Age Day?

You, there.

I need you to come with us, too.

You knew she was a minor, didn't you?

Huh? Uh, well, she said she didn't have anywhere to go...

Could you tell me your name?

Huh? U-Uh...

Tell me your name!

I-It's... Sanematsu.

Weekly Drama Serial Sanematsu-san

Episode 9

Hello, this is your mother.

Mom

How are you doing lately? I've been worried.

Please give me a call.

Sanematsu-kun, listen.

Dekoboko Commercial Agency

As I always tell you, I'm not asking you to actually be useful.

But could you not hold everyone else back?

Sanematsu-san, why do you put up this wall?

No smoking in the office

I just want to talk to you honestly.

Don't you know, Kaoruko-chan?

Sanematsu-senpai is only interested in innocent little girls.

Right, Senpai?

All right, lunch time!

Where should we go today?

So you do get hungry.

Sanematsu.

Sanematsu, hey.

Huh?

What's wrong? Still dreaming?

Huh? Um...

Come on. Let's eat some watermelon.

It's so hot today!

Yeah, just a little more to the left.

Now a little right.

Right, right!

Oh, right there!

All right... This is it!

So close!

You missed!

All right, time to switch, Karamatsu-niisan.

No, no! I get one more!

I'm up next.

Me, too!

It's me!

Hey, stop fighting, you guys!

Ichimatsu hasn't gotten a chance yet.

Let him try.

Tch. Fine, Osomatsu-niisan.

Sorry, Ichimatsu.

Thanks.

Yay!

You did it, Ichimatsu-niisan!

All right, let's eat!

Let's eat! Let's eat!

So good!

This is the best!

It's so good!

What's the matter, Sanematsu-niisan? You're not going to eat?

Huh?

If you don't want it, I'll eat it.

Come on, Choromatsu.

Aw, come on.

At first, I had no idea what was going on.

I want some, too.

Honestly, you guys.

Here we go!

Ready, and...

But as time went on...

I stopped doubting it anymore.

I was born in this family, grew up in this family,

and always lived together with these brothers.

Yeah... That's right.

Why had I forgotten?

Akatsuka Bathhouse

I might've just been having a nightmare this whole time.

But everything's okay now.

A Few Weeks Later

Hey, guys.

I came up with a great idea!

Wh-What's wrong?

Huh? Uh, so what's up, Sanematsu-niisan?

Why don't we go on a trip? All of us, for a week or so?

That'll never work.

Huh? But I wanna.

Even if we wanted to, we don't have the time or money.

Jyushimatsu.

All right, Sanematsu. Why don't we go to the beach?

Yeah, let's go!

What about you, Osomatsu-niisan?

Let's go.

And you, Karamatsu-niisan?

Sure, let's go.

And you, Ichimatsu?

Okay.

Jyushimatsu?

Well, I guess...

Todomatsu?

Yeah, sure.

All right! We're all going to the beach!

I'm gonna go get ready!

Wait up!

Here we go!

Got it!

What the heck?

Ready... go!

Goal!

We tied.

Yeah.

Osomatsu-niisan.

Oh, there you are.

What's up?

Have a seat.

Okay.

Hey, Sanematsu.

You've been laughing a lot more lately.

I'm relieved.

You know, you seemed so depressed because you've been through so much lately.

Yeah...

But I'm okay now. I'm having so much fun now.

I have all of you guys. No more hardships.

I hope this goes on forever.

But... it can't.

Huh?

It can't? What do you mean?

Don't make me say it.

You should know better than anyone else.

Yeah... You're right.

This was so much fun!

Yeah, it was.

It was.

Yeah.

Hey...

It can't be...

Sanematsu-san?

No!

End

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Next Episode Preview

Next time on "Sanematsu-san"...

Osomatsu examines, Karamatsu touches, and Jyushimatsu makes the rounds.

Next time: "Sanematsu Dies." Look forward to it.

Episode 10: Sanematsu Dies

Unidentified mysterious animals, otherwise known as UMA.

The mysterious world of the occult is filled with passion and dreams.

This is the passionate tale of adventure of the men

who were enchanted by its mysticism!

Iyami...

Hatabou...

And Jyushimatsu's...

...UMA Expedition Team! Doo-wah!

UMA Expedition Team

Sheeeh!

You two!

You cannot underestimate the UMA!

They're dangerous and scary!

Let your guard down at all and U-MAy lose your lives!

For my father...

Yay!

Hey! Listen to me!

Fall in!

Listen up! Our target this time is this UMA!

The Super Mongolian Death Worm!

Ah.

Jo.

It's huge! It's strong!

Face it head-on, and no number of lives will be enough to save you!

It's truly terrifying!

We're going to...

Want a wiener?

Heck yeah!

Hey! Fall in!

Director, you got a minute?

Me is not your director. Me is your captain.

How are we going to catch this dangerous thing?

We're going to use these!

Wow!

Jo!

No matter how dangerous UMAs are, they're no match for humanity.

Jo.

Hey!

This could kill someone, jo.

Pew.

Jo, jo, jo.

What's that?

Jo?

Th-That's...

Th-The Super Mongolian Death Worm!

D-Director!

Jo!

Have no fear!

We're safe at this distance.

Behold, UMA! This is the power of humanity!

Sh-Sheeeh!