Mighty Magiswords

At Mount Ma'all! Commerce!

Really, really cool and good at it mercenaries!

We slay beasts! We rescue victims!

We raid tombs! One...

Would you please be quiet and just help me

try to get us a job?

I want a new Magisword really, really bad.

Yeah. That's why we're doing this so you can get a Magisword!

Now help me!

Okay, I hear what you're saying,

but I'm gonna see if there's money in my boot.

Ew! No!

When was the last time you bathed?

Uh... carry the 2...

What time's it now? 3:00.

Eight years ago.

Och!

Missing Sock Magisword!

Your disgustingness is the reason I wear gloves!

Five measly Jemms!

Maybe if I grovel enough,

Ralphio will sell me a sword for this.

We came here to drum up bweezness,

not to go on a willy-nilly spending spree.

Vambre, I promise I'll get back to shilling

just as soon as I'm done begging.

Fuss. Warriors for hire!

You too can have MacGuffins...

Prohyas! My most easily persuaded customer.

You know, out of the two.

Check out the new Magisword...

Mega-drill Magisword!

Excavator Magisword.

Ooooooh! Cuddle Puppy Magisword.

Eeeeeeeee!

So what will you be purchasing today, hmmm?

Mmmmmmmmm...

I can't afford any of them!

Well, how much do you have?

Five measly Jemms?!

Oh please, Ralphio, you gotta have something I can buy!

Oh, please, please, please, pleeeeaaase!

Well, I do so hate

seeing any customer leave with any Jemms left on him.

Wobbles! Yeah!

Keep an eye on him while I go in the back.

Um... hey!

Hmmmmm. Hmmm!

Uh, shampoo?

Here you go, Prohyas.

Five measly Jemms for one mighty magi-seed!

All you need to do is plant and water it.

Soon, it'll grow into a Magisword!

What kinda Magisword? Umm... Oh! It's a mystery.

That makes it even better, eh?

Wow! You're absolutely right!

Thanks so much, Ralphio!

Stop by anytime you have any amount of money.

Now, what to do about all these puppies?

Oh, Wobbles!

Sell them to the pet store next door. Hmm?

Trollblins giving you problems?

The Warriors for Hire will give them

a swift kick in the... Vambre! Looky what I got!

Oooh! Did Ralphio actually have a sword you can afford?

Even better! He sold me this magic seed!

Prohyas, dear heart, as your big sister,

I say this with all the love I have for you in my soul.

You're a rube!

Yeah? Well, you're a big... sister!

Dang it! Well, I'll show her.

I'm gonna go home and plant this right now!

And I'm gonna take off my other boot when I do.

Soon, behind Warriors for Hire Headquarters! Gardening!

There you go, little seed.

Now for some water and then some blooming.

Uh, maybe it needs a little more water.

Day 2!

Day 3!

4!

5!

6!

7!

8!

9!

10!

11!

12!

13!

Face it, dear brother... You were ripped off.

I only wanted a cool, new Magisword

at an unreasonably discounted pri-i-i-i-ice!

What the... Heh?

Carnivorous Plant Magisword!

No... way! Aaaahhhh!

Can you believe this?! I most assuredly cannot.

Huh. Used to be a watering can here. Eh.

This sword is so ding-dang cool! I wonder what it does.

Whatever it does, be careful.

It looks like it could do some serious damage.

Pshaw! This leafy baby wouldn't hurt a fly, would ya, boy?

Come on, boy.

Lets go see what kinda serious damage you can cause. LOL!

Um... refrain from perishing! You too, sis!

Soon! This Magisword is so amazing!

I think I might have a new favorite!

Don't worry, girl.

You and I are gonna be besties forever.

Pbbbbht!

Oh. Getting heavier, boy?

Yeah! Leafy Baby is a manly sword!

It's like you were grown right out of the dirt just for me.

Oh, wait, you were! And for just five measly Jemms!

What a deal! Mwah!

Oh? Eh, it's just Vambre. I'm sure it can wait.

Come on, Leafy Baby, let's chloro-fill our day with adventure!

What a smile!

Hi! I'm Grup! Prohyas, I have a note from Vambre.

She...

Grup, buddy? Is that you? Oh, no!

Huh.

Must have been your gulp. "Gulp" and "Grup" sound so alike.

Um, does anyone know

Zombie Pumpkin Magisword's MagiMobile number?

Eh? Whoa! Ha ha! You're getting even heavier!

Good thing my guns are astounding!

I'm gonna get such a great workout with you, Leafy Baby,

I might not need any other swords in battle!

Still wish I knew what your power was, though.

Look at us! Witch Way! Sorcerers for Hire!

You too can have MacGuffins

obtained by two rough and tumble Wa...

I mean, sorcerers! Wa... I mean, sorcerers!

Natasha! Na-who-sha?

Whatever that thing is just ate our adorable mascot roommate

who we've had the whole time! Adorable!

Right. Leafy Baby would never.

Besides, if anybody's adorable mascot roommate got eaten,

I think I would be the first to notice.

Hi! I'm Grup!

Look, I don't have time for this decade-long-rivalry meshugaas.

I need to wander aimlessly around this forest

until I figure out what Leafy Baby's special powers are.

Toodle... and might I add... Oooh.

Toodle... And might I add... oooh this!

Whatever she just said!

Aaaaaaaah!

I just lost eight lives!

I can't stop licking my arm!

- Licking! - Soon!

Some people just can't appreciate

advanced horticulture... or kindness!

Eh? Yee! Y'ello?

Prohyas! There you are!

I've been trying to reach you all day.

Did you get my note from Grup?

- Uh, no, I don't think so. - Help!

Coulda sworn I just heard his voice. You did!

Huh. That's weird. Well, anyway I managed to get us a gig!

Giggidy-gig! That's great!

I'm highly capable, it turns out. Only took you 13 days.

Come meet me in front of Mount Ma'all,

and I'll give you the gritty details.

Vamburrito out.

We got work! Super sweet!

You ready to go to Mount Ma'all, my baby?