What are the Odds?

You must've heard stories that seemed usual.

But what about unusual stories?

By unusual I meant...

I meant...

Like, finding a betel vendor at a betel store.

It's usual.

Finding a tailor at a betel store is also a usual thing.

But finding the betel vendor and the tailor

having an ice cream together at the betel store...

Umm...

Unusual, isn't it?

So this is a tale about a boy and a girl.

A tale of their weird friendship and their weird friends.

They wouldn't have crossed paths on a normal day.

But today...

It's quite unusual.

Good morning, students.

The Annual Indian Hindi

Scholarship Examination will begin shortly.

Kindly move into your assigned classrooms.

No one is allowed to enter without the university hall ticket.

Good luck and no cheating.

A rich man's samosa is big, a poor man's samosa is small.

A poor man's samosa has just onions,

a rich man's samosa has onions, potatoes and peas.

A poor man's samosa is fried in oil,

a rich man's samosa is fried in olive oil.

A poor man's samosa is sold on bicycles,

a poor man's samosa is sold in shops.

A poor man's samosa is worth a cent,

a rich man's samosa is worth a dollar.

Deshpandu!

The lesson is called "Hunger In India", not "Hungry In India".

-Hi. -Hi.

You're stupid to study.

No, no "P" language.

-No? -No.

I'm trying to help Tarun Deshkapandu understand what exam this is.

You! Kurkure!

No rubber band allowed here. Understand!

Sir, it's Kirkire.

And these are friendship bands, sir.

No friendship over here, just Hindi exam paper.

But sir, these are awareness bands.

I'm spreading awareness, sir.

Do your awareness business outside.

What about our plan?

-Don't do it, man. -What?

I know what you're thinking about, I'm just saying, it's not a good idea.

You don't know what I'm thinking.

See, I knew you were gonna say that.

What is your problem? You're ditching me anyway.

Basically, I stayed up all night.

And like the Fibonacci sequence, I've cracked code here to

all the plays in the syllabus.

We don't have to do that.

But we do. We went over this.

Don't mess with them.

Them?

Who is them?

They? Our parents? The government?

You think the government cares that we know the syllabus inside out?

They just want to intimidate you with their vague multiple choices.

Because intimidating students is part of a bigger plan?

It's part of their propaganda.

Excuse me, sir, A-405...

- Sir. 508? 508? - Hey...

- Hurry up, sir. - Hey!

Rules is rules, okay!

-Wait... -

Take it. B81...

- Take it. - A-327...

One by one.

-Calm down, calm down. - A-67.

Wait, wait.

-Wait! Wait! - Sir, F-422.

- One by one. Wait. - F-786, sir.

-Sir, B-508 -B-50...

-Not registered. -No.

- A-322. -Sir, are you sure?

No examination with no ticket.

- B-015... -Rules are rules.

No, no, sir. How is that possible?

Student irresponsibility leads to such things.

You must be a cheater...

that's why they don't send your ticket.

Hmm?

But sir, who are they?

Leave me. Don't waste my time.

I am very busy. Okay?

Take it.

-Next! -Sir, F-402.

F-402, take it.

See? Not cheater cock.

-So I'll go? -Yeah, go.

I'm going then.

Go!

Okay.

You're leaving me.

Boo, you can also leave.

I can't. It's that security camera.

Don't look, its head keeps moving. It's like it's following me.

What if they send a recording home?

That's like granny saying that God is always watching us.

Which is extremely rude, of God.

You know I'm still grounded from our last time?

-But I did that. -I was also there, no?

Just wait here, and think about what this means in the big picture, okay?

Sir, B-507.

B-50...

- Not registered. - Hmm?

Hmm.

Sir, that's impossible.

Please check again.

I registered two months back, my entire class is in there.

Sorry. No ticket means, you must have been cheating.

I know you cheater cocks.

Rules are rules.

Sir, I don't cheat.

You can call up my school and ask them.

-I'm the head boy. -I don't have time for cheater people.

Even if you are a head boy or a peon boy.

Don't waste my time, okay?

I am very busy.

But you are not busy.

I am busy.

From inside.

-Sir, please check, it will be there... -Just go.

-Why are you yelling? -Because you are yelling!

Wait!

Stop there, stop there! Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Wait, wait!

Stop, please!

-You're okay? -What?

-You're stalking me. -Huh?

No, I just want to apologize for what happened.

What happened?

Nothing happened.

I'm sorry for making you wet.

Not like that.

What I meant was that I'm sorry for kicking the water cooler

that happened to displace the water jug and spill water on you.

-Like that. -Got it.

What are you doing out here?

I don't know.

What are you doing out here?

What is anyone doing anywhere, really?

Aren't you supposed to be giving the exam?

You're also supposed to be giving the exam.

Cheater cock?

This is just a temporary glitch.

I'll get it fixed.

And even if I can't write the exam, there's no reason why you shouldn't.

Let me go talk to your administrator.

-They can't be accusing us of cheating. -No! I think you should just leave it.

Look, Mr. Gopal doesn't know what he is doing.

Come with me.

Come.

Why are we doing this?

- I've never missed an exam. -So?

I should at least know what that question paper looks like.

Wait!

Why am I doing this?

What else do you have to do?

-Don't do. -I'm doing.

- - Hey!

-Hey you! Cheater cock! Stop! -