لومړۍ 200 کرښې.
"By the banks of the river under the peepul tree..."""
"A thorn pierced the foot of the maiden"""
Brother!
The bangles chime..
Bangles chime and anklets peal
Bangles chime and anklets peal
In my fields and meadows
Scarves fall like clouds
Scarves fall like clouds
Flowers bloom in the wilderness
Bangles chime and anklets peal
The times of singing songs is here
The branch of the mango says...
The cuckoo is dark
lam in a great mood
My Lord, bless everyone"
My Lord, give everyone bread"
Spread joys all around
Bangles chime, anklets peal"
Send a handsome hunk here
There's a fair in my village
lam innocent, I have no idea"
What does my scan' say?'
Can't tell my thoughts
My name is included among kooky
- Master! - You wretch!
Why have you tied this ox here?
He was grazing in my field...
- Don't you know whose it is? - Whose?
- It belongs to the mistress! - Goodness me! I'm sorry.
I'll let him loose. Take him.
I will take him but first let me whip your skin off!
Don't beat me...
Don't beat me..forgive me.
Menu').!
Who are you to interfere?
Your Pop.
Bappa in Gujarati and Appa in Madrasi.
And your Pop in Punjabi.
Get it or not?
You're flying high. I'll have to clip your wings.
Time will tell.
Rascal, son of an ox!"
Firstly, this ox..your Pop.."
...grazed his field away!
And you thrash him
Do you know who should be beaten?
You should be thrashed.
"- Yes, Manu? - How much loss have you suffered?"
Forget what happened.
Did you hear that, you dog?"
Go and tell the mistress till she pays Rs. 200...
She won't get the ox!
I will take it.
What? What an insolent rascal!
God bless.
Has a what do you call it.. greater than you come here?
- What's the good name? - Shyamlal's son Manu.
Do you know what he did? Tied up our innocent ox.
And asks for re-imbursement!
Go and call Shyamlal!
The son will repent when the father is crushed.
The foolish woman be blessed.
What did you say?
He should have tied you in place of the ox.
You are asking to be abused!
"Look, I know that without telling my ox a word..."
...if he'd asked me I'd give him 1000 bucks.
Sure. And you'd pawn his entire family.
His grandchildren too grow bald paying your interest.
Bald or cripple.. what do I care?
Good Lord. Are you listening?
When will you come to earth?
Why are you following me?
- Though you are my husband.. - That's my bad luck.
- What? - Nothing.
You are my husband but your deeds make me abuse you.
I feel ashamed to abuse you in the presence of servants.
That is why I've thought I'll abuse you with my fingers.
New fashion abuses?
"No, the same old ones. But the style will be different."
Listen carefully.
"If I point one finger, assume it's a terrible abuse."
Two fingers denote an even worse abuse.
"- Three fingers... - Wife dear, I get it."
- Now listen to me too - What?
If I get in the mood and plant 5 fingers on your cheek..
Don't be offended.
That day I will hit you with a broom and throw you out!
You get me in trouble.
I don't know what you think of yourself
You are telling me to see injustice and keep quiet!
"Yes, keep silent because the times are of silence."
- What are you saying? - He's right.
You can't live in the water and make enemies with the crocodile
"Forget it, mother. They aren't so important to hang us!"
Brother was right.
You are a fool and you'll always be a fool!
Who can convince this fool? Do you know what Hariya did?
He personally took the ox to the mistress.
Twice he fell at the ox's feet in front of all.
And the mistress' 4 to 5 times.
- And left after apologising. - What?
He apologised?
He's such a jerk!
No, he's wise."
He knows where the wind blows.
The world knows how to live with times.
Only you walk ahead of time.
Don't stop...no...
The car stalled.
Meaning 2 cylinders and this car has 6 cylinders.
My foot...!
Anybody here?
Nobody...
Got stuck in a terrible place.
No water?
Where will I find water in this jungle?
I'll find it.
Girls...?
I'll slap you...!
What are you doing?
Hey you! What are you staring at?
Fill water and get a move on.
Don't you see girls bathing?
That's what I'm staring at.
I love to watch girls bathe and dress up and undress.
My name is...
What?
He looks like single horse power.
Wrong!
Can you swim?
"My princess, I can't swim I can only drown."
ls that so? Then what are you doing there?
Drown in a spoonful of water!
"Girls tell me, fish in how much water?"
This much!
Where have the girls vanished?
Come here, fast!"
- Fish... - Here we are!
Two cops caught taking bribes.
An interest-taking woman bites dog in Kanpur.
My dear son is home!
My dear son!
How did you get wet?
My terrible, I mean sweet son.."
Tell mummy all the liquor shops were open.
The gutter of your mouth got filled so you bathed with it.
That is why he's drenched!
Look here!
How did this happen?
I ran out of water.
I went to the pond.
Know what I saw?
Huge fishes. They dragged my leg into the water.
And I got wet from head to toe!
"Do you follow? Your terrible, I mean sweet son.."
He got down to feed the fish..
And they trapped him in their net and did this!
Look here! I'm showing you something.
- I won't look! - I'm showing something!
I won't look. You're showing me 2 fingers!
How do you know Mummy has raised 2 fingers?
Mom, your fingers are magical."
Teach me the trick. I too will do the same.
- You can't do that. - Why?
"You son of 2 fingers, first tell me why hasn't your sister come"
Doesn't matter.
Actually Geeta studied so hard for the exams..
The earth and sky combined into one.
So she's relaxing in Sun & Sand Hotel now.
She's asked for Rs. 5000
Whyjust 5? I'll send her 10000!
The poor girl will go out.
You're always eating!
I've been waiting for you for ages!
- Why? - Telegram for you.
I have to go home.
Papa has called me.
Who is honking away?
What's the problem?
Isn't your horn working that you have to scream?
Talk with respect.
Don't you know how to speak with townsfolk?
Madam, we're villagers."
Honest and simple but my oxen are short tempered.
"When they hear horns and see city girls, their ears are alert."
And then we can't say what they might do.
Take your jalopy to the other side. We're in a hurry.
"If you're in such a hurry, what you can do..."
Fly over our cart and get to wherever you're off.
- There's another path... - Which one?
Go over that mountain"
You'll reach up there Right up there!
Hira-Moti stay put. I'm in no hurry.
My name is Pannalal Pani Double Horse Power.
It's my habit to push forward.
You're laughing at me!
Remember my name!
Such an idiot should be taught a lesson!
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