Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

The Old Man Of The Willow Tree Subtitles: Arigon

As an exclamatory sentence...

"What an honest boy you are!"

it means "what an honest boy you are!"

When this becomes an imperative form...

"Be an honest boy."

It becomes... "Be an honest boy."

Understand? That's it for today's lesson.

Er... we've got some time to spare, so let me read you a story.

Let's see, what can I read to you today...? Gross Stories!

Did you just say something?

Well?! Did you just say something?

"Honest Boy...?!"

Ghost Stories...I said...

You know, like those spooky tales that go "boo!"

Ghost stories, eh?

Yeah, alright!

Yeah, alright! I LOVE ghost stories!

I LOVE ghost stories!

Okay, we've decided! I LOVE ghost stories!

It's for ME to decide!

Say...

Exactly what is a... Ghost Story?

Ghost Stories, you see...

Even our own Tomobiki-High has many legends, of which there are...

7 very-little-known, spooky tales!

Number 1...

Before this school was built, this place used to be a cemetery!

Number 2...

From the unattended music room, piano music can be heard night after night.

Number 3...

The unopenable locker, whose user will die mysteriously.

Number 4...

The laughing skeleton!

Number 5...

The Abominable Classroom of Failures, in which the entire class...

falls into a slumber from time to time, as cherry blossom season approaches.

Number 6...

The Legend of the Mysterious Red Mantle!

Number 7...

The Laughing Mirror!

And so, there you have it.

Well? Are you scared?

Is that... all?

He's gotta be kidding! This guy is puttin' us on!

It can't be real, man! It's all a big lie!

If I'm not mistaken... you said that you would tell us a ghost story, right?

Every school's got lame stories like that.

What's with all that garbage?!

Don't tell us that those were the ghost stories!

Damn right, they ain't!

If those were... then comedy will make us cry!

Quiet down, everyone!

Mr. Onsen is doing this formally!

You know that it's not over...

after listening to some stock, kiddy stories such as those!

They were told just to wet our appetite.

In other words, they were...

mere mood setters!

Oh, I get it! It's an introduction!

The man is into his craft! Not everyone can come up with something like this!

Damn, what a bunch of fine little anal retentive brats!

Mr. Onsen!

Can we get on to the main theme now?

Get on with it! Get on with it!

Get on with it! Get on with it!

Rats, you figured it all out! Right! That was only a review.

And so, here's the main event!

I am sure that nobody has ever heard of what I'm about to tell you.

There it is! There it is! There!

Here it is!

You know that withered willow tree that's at the edge of the school grounds?

Long ago, a student stabbed the trunk of that willow tree...

"Guys! This, you see, is a Solingen knife!"

"Awesome!"

"What's really awesome is how it cuts. Just watch!"

"Just look at this cut!"

"Oh! Fine German craftsmanship!"

Then, it happened...

Soon after that...

the student that hurt the willow tree was struck with a high fever.

He continued to fight a battle of hellish pain...

for a year... then passed away.

W...Why you, don't scare me like that! That's not all.

Every year, on the day of his passing, it is said that the willow tree will shine.

It's thought that the knife the student used to stab the tree is still inside...

and it reflects the moonlight somehow.

Oh, well... just forget everything I told you.

Say, Darling, I wanna see that willow tree.

Was that story made up?

Was that story made up? This willow tree, right?

This willow tree, right?

This willow tree, right?

It's a total fabrication.

It's something that idiot Onsen came up with under pressure.

I'd like to think so...

What? Don't tell me you believe the story...?

I don't believe it. But, while the knife could've been any old knife...

the knife was of a specific brand, Solingen, so it rings weirdly true.

It's a dream! It's Onsen's dream.

He's probably planning to buy one with his retirement money!

Besides, just look at this... Do you see a knife anywhere?

You're right.

It was all made up.

Teachers these days... they'll do anything to be popular!

What're you doing? Graffiti.

Oh! Then I can meet the spirit of the willow tree!

Do you seriously believe in that... that stupid ghost story?

I mean, just look at this... this crappy old, withered tree...

It hasn't got the spirit to haunt anything!

Okay! Let's go home.

Graffiti: an octopus, the symbol of the Mendou Clan. "Jerk!"

How could you!

How dare you do that to my body? It's unforgivable!

Do you still believe in the curse of the tree spirit?

Well...

As long as there's some realism in it, you know?

That student who was cursed was like, you know... a loser!

What's that supposed to mean?! Well, er, nothing, I guess.

S...Sir, are you okay?!

You gotta hold on! Are you okay?

It's all over for me.

It's all over for me. What're you talking about?! Here!

I don't know who you are, but I truly appreciate your kindness.

As a token of my appreciation... allow me to... give you this.

What is it?

The location of a hidden treasure?!

The location of a hidden treasure?! What?! Lemme see it! Ow!

Quick bucks! You gotta lemme see it too!

You gotta lemme see it too!

Darling, I wanna see it too! You gotta lemme see it too!

But he gave it to ME!

Ha! You just watch...

You brats, full of greed, without a trace of morality...

I'll curse you eventually, for sure!

You want some too?!

Really, the kids today... even little kids are like that!

Why, you rat! Just what do you have against me?!

Who're you calling a rat?! Watch your mouth!

You think you're a big shot, you old fart?!

You fool! How dare you talk to your elders like that?!

Shit!

If you're so ticked off, then tonight at midnight...

meet me under the Tomobiki High clock-tower!

Why you...

just how much do you intend to piss me, Mendou Shutaro, off?!

Hold it, you!

Yo, this is so cool!

Once we have the treasure, we'll all be billionaires!