Adventure Time

Finn: Hey, Kim Kil Whan.

We solved the mystery of the haunted office.

It was Clockbear the whole time.

Yeah, uh, Jake's around here somewhere.

Man, it's crazy to think I was born here.

In this alley.

Popped right out of my dad's head for some reason.

Yaah! You scared me there,

what with the appearing out of thin air

and staring at me all creepy.

And now just you're reaching towards me.

Let's go, son.

Son?

I ain't nobody's son but Joshua and Margaret!

Though it is weird that you got

exactly the same stretchy power as me.

It's not weird.

It's fate!

We have to leave, like --

Right now!

Wait! Can Finn come with us?

We're kind of a package deal.

Oh, that's kind of a bad idea.

Our home world's atmosphere is, uh, poisonous to his kind.

Well, then, I'd better write him a note.

Destiny calls!

Whoa!

Finn: Jake?

Who are you, anyway?

My name is Warren Ampersand.

I'm your alien bio-dad! Heh-heh.

Why do you keep laughing?

I'm nervous.

Ah.

Welcome to your home planet --

Nerraw.

Great fantasy sci-fi vibe, man.

And that black hole really adds an extra dimension to the place.

Years ago, I left this beautiful planet

and travelled to Ooo

to implant my destiny-rich, stretchy DNA

into a compatible host.

That explains a lot, actually.

Butnow I'm dying.

What?

I used the last of my strength

to bring you home.

He's here!

Huh?

-Is that Jake? -It's really him!

Did you see him? Look over there.

Look. - That's Jake!

Warren, how does everyone know me?

Because you're the most important person to have ever lived.

Behold!

The Jakeseum!

A museum? All about me?!

It's Jake!

-Jake! Jake! -It's Jake!

Will you sign my prophecy book?

Will you sign my pretzel?

This is wild.

But it feels so right, you know?

Hey!

It's my 5th birthday party.

And my graduation.

And when I put a snail in my mouth.

And when a snail put me in its mouth.

And...

No. I don't remember this one.

That an artist's interpretation of the great prophecy.

Tomorrow, you are prophesied to battle Ixcano,

a monster with tentacles stretching across the galaxy

to strangle everything.

You alone can banish him to the darkness.

I've researched your world

and created the ideal child room.

See?

Space stuff...

dinosaurs...

and cowboys.

Cool.

But you know it's a little late

to try connecting with me, right?

Is that clown cake for me?

I got you something else, too.

What do you think of your old dad's present?

I love it!

Still never gonna call you dad, though.

Oh, I wouldn't dream of asking.

But I hope you don't mind if I still wear this.

Good luck, Jake!

Savior us!

This is the Sacred Temple of Pannishment.

The temple door can only be unlocked

by a stretchy dog.

With key ha-a-a-a-a...

Uh...

Beyond this door,

there lies an ancient, awesome weapon

called The Panzark.

I am so ready for this!

This must be why I can stretch!

Yeah, that totally tracks.

Hup!

This is so complicated and rewarding.

You're doing great, son!

Almost there.

The Panzark!

Yay!

Saving the galaxy's exhausting.

I'm dying...

for a soft pretzel with mustard.

"Pri-tzels!"