Grey's Anatomy

Voltaire said that the art of medicine

is amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

So according to one of the greatest.

French philosophers of all time,

surgeons aren't really helpers.

But suck it up, because I need your help.

But help comes in many forms.

I stopped pulling on my fingers.

No, a-at least now I notice when I'm doing it.

And I've been doing the exercises you showed me.

I'm really noticing a change.

Takes time for the meds to balance out.

Well, for instance, uh, you have a little bit of, um...

maybe yogurt on your, uh, chin.

I've wanted to mention it this whole time,

but I didn't, so...

I think we're making progress.

And something tells me Voltaire never held an aorta

while a patient's entire blood volume

pulsated between his fingers.

I'd say we are.

You beat up the bar with a baseball bat?

No.

Legendary, but definitely not sober.

She's been diagnosed with something frightening.

Oh, man.

And you were with Ollie, right? Yeah.

So you need a sponsor?

If you'd be willing.

How you doin' with prayer and meditation?

Well, how 'bout we start there?

Call me tomorrow.

Oh! Dr. Bailey.

Just the person I was looking for.

Uh, do you live here now,

or do you fly back from Germany

on a weekly basis,

and if so, why?

Oh.

Well, um...

I mean, as it turns out...

I am pregnant.

With Owen's baby.

And Owen and Amelia Shepherd are back together again,

and Amelia's sisters have issues with me.

Rightfully so. It... It's not undramatic.

It's not undramatic to the point of it being comical.

And... And, still, Dr. Bailey,

I need a job. I really need a job.

I-I-I need to be occupied with work,

and I... I need it badly.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Um, y-you're gonna have to say

all of that again to Alex Karev.

You're on the board? Yeah. I-I'm sorry.

I want to be there when...

No, no, I have a dozen little kids

coming to my house in a few hours.

You said you would help.

I don't know anything about superheroes.

Well, you tell Bailey that Uncle Alex is saving lives,

that he actually is a superhero.

Yeah, right. That'll definitely work.

Ooh, Dr. Karev, can I walk with you?

Um, yeah, what, do you live here?

Well, it's... It's complicated.

Catherine! You're back.

How are you feeling? How am I feeling?

Why don't you tell me?

Since you seem to be so good

at telling everybody everything.

Catherine, I... Save it.

You're fired from my team, Dr. Grey.

And if you value your job at this hospital,

I suggest you stay out of my sight

until my fury passes.

- Hey. - Hey.

You look nice.

Thanks. Cece's funeral.

Yes. How'd that go?

It was awful.

And beautiful.

A lot of her single clients were there.

There will probably be a lot of hookups tonight.

Fitting. Yeah.

How are you doing?

Did you talk to your mom? Uh, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, we all had dinner last night,

and we all have a surgery together today, so...

You're doing a surgery? Catherine's doing a surgery?

A pelvic exenteration that spares the uterus, to be exact.

And the patient's ready for us.

- Mm. - All right.

Dr. Berjeron to the ICU.

Dr. Berjeron to the ICU.

Morning, Grey.

There's a trauma coming in.

Yeah, that's why I'm here.

That's how you wait for a trauma?

How'm I supposed to wait?

I don't know. Maybe a little less casually.

So...

Like, uh...

Yeah.

Hey, where's the rig?

It's not here yet.

See?

Jo knows how to wait for a trauma.

No point in stressing out until you have to.

I don't believe in that.

You don't believe in that?

Mnh-mnh.

And now I stand up straight.

- Hey. - Hey.

You look awful.

Thanks.

No, I mean, you should go home if you're sick.

Uh. Pit's full of people who look a lot worse than I do.

Yeah, flu season. Yeah.

You're in scrubs?

Yeah.

I have to audition for Pierce,

which is only slightly enraging.

Did you know that Alex Karev is interim chief?

I mean, time is so weird.

So, you're gonna work here?

And I find out after the fact.

That's par for the course.

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

Where is this coming from?

You said that you wanted to figure it out,

and that's what I'm trying to do.

Yeah, me, too, but there's a lot to figure out.

And this whole situation is a mess.

Okay, let me remind you that the reason

I upended my entire life was for you

so that you could be part of our baby's life.

Listen, Teddy, you came to Seattle

the day after Karev's wedding,

before me and Amelia

had even really gotten back together.

You seemed pretty back together to me.

Right, right, and you took one look,

and you decided that you had the whole picture.

Maybe if you'd just talked to me,

been a little more up front with me...

Your teenager answered your door!

Maybe you would've saved a lot of people a lot of pain,

but, no, you waited five whole weeks to...

Wait, are you try... A-Are you saying that somehow

it's my fault that you and Amelia are back together again?

I'm just saying it's a crap situation,

which is worse than it would have been

had you been a little more up front.

Had some excellent nicknames,

but "Crap Situation" might be my new favorite.

Amelia.

Hey, Amelia, I'm sorry.

Hey.

So...

I need a job.

And Karev said that I should talk to you.

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Her abdomen's distended. She may have some internal bleeding.

Let's get an ultrasound.

Let's hang some LR and a unit of O-neg.

She fell from a hotel balcony?

Three floors up. Apparently the railing broke.

Pelvis feels stable, but I want to see an X-ray. Yes, Dr. Lincoln.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

Natasha, I'm right here.

I'm right here. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Is she...

Is she on any medications?

Has she had any previous surgeries?

Um... uh, she... she gets migraines sometimes, and...

And she has a scar from... She had her appendix out.

Is... Is she... I'm...

We're getting married tomorrow.

She didn't want me to see her until she walked down the aisle,

and I... She got her own hotel room.

Hey, hey, hey. What's your name, buddy?

Garrett... Boland.

Garrett. Okay, well, the best thing you can do to help Natasha

is to let the people in this room

do what we know how to do, okay?

Okay, okay. Oh, God.

Let me show you where to wait.