Dragon Girl (Dragevokterens jul)

Hey, all of you thousands of viewers!

Today I thought to challenge myself a bit.

It's been too much external focus.

So today I thought I'd do...

The Rakfisk Challenge.

Also, for those of you that didn't know,

Rakfisk is a Norwegian delicacy.

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if you like my Rakfisk Challenge.

Yum-yum.

What are you doing?

Throwing up.

Oh, Mortimer.

You're taking too much time in front of that screen.

This is awesome.

If I don't get likes now, then I will never get likes.

Okay, just make sure

you get to the school graduation, right?

Before the Christmas holidays.

Thailand for Christmas? Yes.

Never be seen, never get caught.

Never get to know anyone.

I'll have Christmas here. No one will find us.

For sure.

-Hello. -Morning, children.

We're looking for a girl around your age.

A missing girl?

To all patrol,

we're still on the lookout for the missing girl.

She's been breaking into houses and living there

while the owners are away.

She takes small things that children like to collect.

I'm not saying that any of you

have anything to do with this girl,

but the fact here is...

if you know something but say nothing,

they'll hold you responsible.

So, find this missing child.

An ocarina belonging to me disappeared from my room.

It's one of those clay flutes.

-While you were away? -Uh-huh, yes.

-Hm? -Where did she escape from?

- Oh, Mortimer. - Okay.

Wow.

Enjoy your... Christmas.

Breaking news, a criminal on the loose in Borington.

Uh, Mortimer from MTV will attempt

to get a statement from a long arm of the law.

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Officer, do you have a statement?

What can you say for the listeners?

What are you up to?

Don't you know it's a crime

to film an officer on duty without their permission?

And what about freedom of speech?

What?

What's your name?

Mortimer Olsen.

Mortimer Olsen. Hm.

Hey, Mortimer.

You have no subscribers and no likes.

Nobody's watching your stupid channel.

Hey, twerp.

Film this!

What a loser. Come on, guys.

Let's get out of here.

Mortimer Olsen,

report to the principal's office immediately.

Mortimer Olsen, principal's office immediately.

Just borrowing your house for now.

I won't ruin anything, I promise you that.

I also had a family once.

Kitty kitty?

Here, kitty kitty.

It's open.

Hello?

What do you think?

Isn't it cool?

It came by mail today.

Look, look!

-Papa... -Yeah, I know.

Don't mix work and family.

It's just one thing, Mortimer, I was wondering about.

The guys will be here after work,

and we will do a little, you know,

role playing.

And we were wondering if...

See?

Beware. I am the brother of dragons.

So I was wondering if you--

you could feed Arnfinson's goldfish, hm?

Please. You know how he is.

This fish, his prized goldfish?

Hmm?

-I'll pay you. 50. -100.

-60? -100.

-80? -Papa, that's only $20 more.

100 it is.

All right.

Thank you.

Remember,

don't tell your mom I'm role playing.

She doesn't understand. Okay?

Mm.

Hello?

Come here fishy-fishy.

You're a little prize winner.

Aren't you?

"Rakfisk? Seriously?

You should know better than to waste food.

We only have one planet."

Zero likes. None.

Oh, honey.

You-- you know that

getting likes isn't everything in this world.

-Hmm? -Yeah.

Let's do something fun, okay?

-Okay. -Yeah.

Oy.

Ouch,

your wing doesn't look so good.

Sorry. I just wanted to see.

Wait here, I'll find you something for your wing.

- Hello? - Hello.

Sorry I'm late,

but a meeting came up with the fire department.

-Yeah? -So-- so I had to do it.

It was important to get some pointers on what to do,

and you know the fire department, their policy.

-Yeah, sure. -Right.

Anyway, I bought enough for us

to build a whole gingerbread castle.

Hi.

-Looks lovely here. -Thank you.

Papa, can I take a snap of you?

-Sure. -What for?

Because it's fun, right?

-It's fun. -It's fun.

Sure. Why is it fun? Go ahead. Snappity-snap.

Mm-hmm.

- Hm. - Oh, shoot. My phone.

Phone?

Uh...

Who are you?

Uh...

Do you know Arnfinson?

You're that thief!

The police told us about you.

No, you don't understand. Don't call!

Give me one good reason not to call the police.

Please. I'm not a thief!

Why believe that?

I'll tell you a secret that no one else knows.

Oh, no!

What? You think I'm stupid?

-Hm? -Okay,

turn around really slowly.

Shh. You're scaring him.

W--what is that?

It--

it's a dragon.

There, there. It's okay.

But-- that's-- that's insane.

Where's it come from? Yours?

Wow.

Imagine how many likes he'll get me.

No. Are you crazy?

Come on. We could become mega famous.

We can share the fame together.

Come on.

It's just a short video.

I said no. Don't you get it?

If you blow our cover, we'll get caught.

There, there. It's nothing dangerous.

Okay. I won't say a thing.

You swear?

Yep.

Uh, I have to go home now.

I have homework.

Bye.

You remember your promise?

You can't say anything to anyone.

Yeah, sure.

Something insane...

A world sensation...

Okay, okay.

Hey, people.

Today I experienced something crazy,

something insane, a world sensation.

But it's a secret

because if the world finds out about this,

who knows what will happen?

So you just have to wait in suspense.

There. It's alright.

Dragon?

Climb in.

I promise I'll take care of you.

Thank you. I'll check it out.

Good morning, Morty-Mort.

-Hey, Papa. -Okay, watch now.