Absolute Value of Romance (로맨스의 절댓값)

I AM A WEB NOVEL WRITER

Yeon-hui had been friends with Ho since childhood.

HO BITTER-SWEET HEART

He's a man of few words and can be blunt,

but the way he takes care of her makes her heart swoon.

She met Jin in college.

JIN RAY OF SUNSHINE

He's so sweet you'd think he's an angel.

Fans are split between

shipping YeonHo

and YeonJin

as the ultimate couple.

But personally…

I told you never to show your face again.

You drive me so crazy I can't stand it.

Why?

Why on earth?

Why couldn't we have met sooner?

…I'm all in on HoJin.

- Idiot. - The desperation in their eyes

from having to hide their true feelings.

Sorry.

Hello, dad.

What did you say?

I've decided to remarry Geum-yeong.

From now on, you and Ho are brothers.

I hope you'll get along as well as you do now.

Hang on a moment.

I can't take this anymore.

Are you out of your mind?

Hey! I'm talking to you!

Sorry?

Didn't you say this is the last episode?

- Right. - Yet you're pulling this kind of crap?

I've put up with everything so far, but the story is dragging so much.

How can they only find out they like each other in the last episode?

And then out of the blue they become brothers?

What a crock!

Well, we might get a season two.

Are you insane?

You think you'll get a season two after this nonsense?

Nobody even wants to read your novel!

That's harsh.

Is that her?

The hack author whose characters, plot, structure and writing

are all a complete mess?

Where is she?

- Over there. - Arrest her.

Hands up! Step away from the keyboard!

Don't touch that!

- What… - Hands in the air!

What did I do?

You know as well as anyone how much your novel sucks.

Writing a novel that sucks

isn't a crime!

Oh, yes it is!

Article 1, Clause 1 of the Web Novel Act.

Boring authors shall be punished.

Accordingly, Yeo Eui-ju,

I'm arresting you.

No. You can't.

No.

No!

I really thought I'd been arrested.

PAZER WEB NOVEL PORTAL

I'm…

PAZER WEB NOVEL PORTAL

…a writer.

My genre is…

BL.

ABBREVIATION OF BOYS' LOVE

PRIZE WRITING CONTEST

My pen name is.

Imuk.

My novel…

THEY CAME TOGETHER

…has only been read by me.

The one with two views was just a random click.

They could've at least left a snarky comment.

ZERO REVIEWS

Yeo Eui-do.

The only person who knows I write BL web novels.

Coke.

YEO EUI-DO COKE ADDICT BROTHER

He's using it to blackmail me.

EPISODE 1

What am I going to write next?

I can't afford another bomb.

Your leg must be sore. It's really tight.

Did you shower?

You smell great.

Is that what I bought for you?

You're so tense. We'd better keep at it.

Get up.

Let's work on your top.

Not here!

Then let's go inside.

It's too early for that!

Did you sleep well last night?

I couldn't sleep at all because of you.

Because you weren't there.

Tonight,

- I don't want to be alone. - I don't want to be alone.

What's up with her?

Is she here for me?

- Wasn't that a dude? - It was a girl.

- Are your eyes okay? - They're fine.

What's up with Dong-ju?

He got a cramp.

Why did Gi-jeon carry him?

For the exercise.

DO YOU KNOW WHY STUDENTS WEAR UNIFORMS?

EUI-JU'S HOUSE SHIN, YOON-JU, EUI-JU, EUI-DO, SUNI

Hey, mom,

have the twins who used to live at the white house move away?

Have they?

It looks like a bunch of guys have moved in.

Really?

I heard the twins' dad got promoted. Maybe he transferred to HQ.

Why didn't they say goodbye?

What about us?

When are we moving?

Don't you like it here?

I turned down a promotion.

Eat up.

Pervert!

I'm done.

Have some more.

If I have more, I'll be late.

See you later.

- Have a good day! - Watch out for cars!

I said I'd go by myself.

Why are you being so stubborn? Let's go together.

I hate the smell of the air freshener in that car.

Hang on.

I'll go with you.

Forget it. Mind your own business.

What's this?

Isn't that those guys from yesterday?

Hey, Ga Woo-su!

I can't.

- You know I can't. - Give it a rest!

Unbelievable!

You're annoying me.

A lovers' spat?

Just listen to me. Please.

Until when?

Let's just take the car and make it easy.

How long do I have to do what you want?

I said I'd go by myself.

What an asshole!

The guys are almost ready. Just give them a minute.

What a nice guy.

He'll be kicking himself later.

Don't be such a drama queen.

- Woo-su! - I hope it's not stuck to my forehead.

Wait here.

What a hottie!

You were filming.

- Sorry? - I saw you. Delete it.

I wasn't.

I was just trying to see if I had a bug on my face.

I'm not the kind of person who films people on the sly.

I'll let you slide if you apologize and delete it,

so think wisely.

But I wasn't filming you.

- What's going on? - She was filming us.

Probably going to upload it for the comments.

ZERO COMMENTS

For the comments?

Yeah, comments!

I'd love some comments.

The more, the better.

I didn't get a single snarky comment despite the soapy ending.

Do you know how humiliating it is to have zero comments for 100 episodes?

Don't change the subject.

Give it a rest.

You weren't filming?

No.

She said she wasn't.

I saw her. Hiding like this.

I want to check.

What are you doing?

- Let go. - Don't do it.

I didn't film you.

No, no.

No, please, no.

The screen's cracked. What are you going to do about this?

How could you do this!

I can't believe this!

You should have just shown me.

I'm sorry, kid.

He's very sensitive about being filmed.

That's why he overreacted.

We'll compensate you for the damage.

Forget it!

Do you know why students wear uniforms?

So they can be identified.

If any footage of this turns up online, I'll make you regret it.

Asshole!