Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

*CRAZY Ex-GIRLFRIEND* Season 04 Episode 11 Episode Title: "I'm In Love"

Happy Valentine's Day!

Oh...

Okay.

- You ready? - Yeah.

I'm so excited, Paula.

I just... I know I'm making the right decision.

You're gonna share your true love with the whole world.

And it doesn't get any bigger than that.

Come on, we're late, and they're waiting for us.

- Okay. - Okay.

Man, leave it to Rebecca

to make a big production out of everything.

Whatever.

I'm just glad I don't have to spend Valentine's Day

with my wife.

I think it's exciting and romantic.

I love a big reveal.

Like, check this out.

Ah. Oh, solid.

I thought there were sleeves there.

Okay, this is real, this is real.

Ah...

my heart is beating so quickly.

Okay, listen, you can do this.

I will be right here,

and if you get nervous, you look at me. Okay?

Okay.

And hey,

enjoy this moment.

It took a long time to get here.

Yeah.

Yeah, it did.

Ooh, thank you so much for seeing me on such short notice

and first thing in the morning.

I keep my Valentine's Days open for walk-ins.

Bigtrigger day.

Yeah, so, I'm in a bit of a panic, Dr. Akopes.

Uh, I went on three dates with three guys,

and I have no clarity on the situation.

It's killing me. I'm not eating,

I'm not sleeping, and those are usually my two best events.

I just, I have to pick a guy by the end of Valentine's Day,

and, uh, that's today.

Okay, Rebecca, I hear you...

and I think I have the answer.

An answer?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, thank God. You usually want me

to figure things out on my own,

which I think is such a waste of money.

Not today.

Today I have a wonderful treatment for you.

A treatment?

- Is it another pill? - Nope.

I'm gonna show you your future.

- Oh, you're not Dr. Akopian. - Mm-mmm.

- You're the Dream Ghost. - Mm-hmm.

- I'm asleep right now. - Mm-hmm.

This morning you decided

to try one of Josh's green juices

and had to run to the bathroom, fell asleep on the toilet.

That's where you are right now.

Yeah, that sounds like me.

I can show you anything you want.

What would you like to see?

Who I should choose.

Show me that.

Huh.

Oh, my God.

It's Greg.

Of course I should choose Greg.

Ugh, we're so happy. Look at us.

Wait, what's wrong? What's that empty and sad look on my face?

Do I not love Greg? Does he not make me happy?

O-Okay, who should I choose, then?

Oh.

Nathaniel.

I see what you're doing.

Yep, I should be with Nathaniel.

Show me the future with Nathaniel, please.

Of course.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh...

- Oh, my God. - Yeah, what is that?

- Okay. - I definitely want this.

Look what I found. Oh, is that...

- It's Baby Ruth Gator Ginsberg! - Where did you get this?

- I got it at this random store... - Oh, my gosh, look at that.

Yes.

I mean, look at it.

It's Nathaniel.

I should choose Nathaniel.

- Of course. - Oh! - Uh, okay.

And we look so happy.

I love you.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no. There's, there's that-that look again.

That sad, empty look.

So... okay,

does this mean it's Josh?

Who knows?

You're so vague.

Am I?

Oh.

That is very...

All right, I mean, I guess you guys,

you guys ate a lot of your waffles...

- Which is very good, funny... - Babe, they're both delicious.

Yep.

It's Josh. Yeah.

This is happiness.

Did you fill out

the form for the Sacramento trip?

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Why didn't we just start with this one?

It's great.

It's gonna be so fun. It's gonna be so fun.

Here we go. Come on.

- All right, honey, I'll see you later... oh... - Anyone want their...

- Walk, walk, walk... - No dinosaur, okay.

Bye, bye, bye.

See you.

What?

No, no, no, no...

There's that look again.

Okay.

So, clearly, I'm not happy in any of these futures.

Why?

I don't know.

Do you know?

Okay. You're useless.

All right, I'm just gonna figure this out myself. Hey.

Hey! Hello, hi.

Hey, what's wrong?

What's wrong? What's wrong with Josh?

Why don't you love him?

Why aren't you happy?

Ugh, I need answers.

Just... come on.

Just... For a spirit, you are slow.

Okay. What's the problem?

Is Nathaniel cheating on you?

Uh... me? Us?

Huh?

Damn it, I need answers.

Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Tell me.

Huh?

Tell me why you're so sad.

Why aren't you happy with Greg?

Huh? I mean, what's wrong with him?

There's nothing wrong with Greg.

Or Nathaniel or Josh.

They're all wonderful.

Okay, then why am I not happy, with any of them?

Don't-don't I love them?

You do love them.

The problem is,

you don't know who you are.

No, that's not true.

Stupid Dream Ghost.

What a dumb dream.

Oh, I'm not done. I'm gonna be here a while.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Hi. Hi, hi, how are you? Mm, hey.

Okay. I got your text.

What's wrong? I got here as fast as I could.

Nothing's wrong. I'm really excited.

Look, I read online that there are these new expungement rules,

and I checked, and my shoplifting charges

are eligible to be stricken from my record.

Oh, wow, oh, that's great news.

Yeah, it could change my life. I wouldn't be a felon anymore,

- no more parole. - Mm-hmm.

So I just need you to help me file the casework

and we can get the process started,

- you know? - I'm so sorry, I can't.

This new job that I have, I'm exclusive to my firm,

and I checked my contract and I just, I can't

do any outside cases anymore. I'm so sorry.

But I've already talked to Nathaniel, Sunil and Rebecca

about taking over all of my cases.

But you know my case.

And you care more than anyone.

I know.

But, hey, look,

I get it. We're friends. I'm happy for you.

You love that job.

I'll work with someone else.

I am so sorry, Hanifa.

Damn it.

So, did you hear from Rebecca?

If I had heard from Rebecca, would I be here talking to you?

Uh, probably. Yeah. You're a bit needy.

She said she was supposed to let me know

by the end of the day, so...

What does that mean?

Is she gonna call? Text?

Send a rose over here in per... I-I'm unsure