Grey's Anatomy

The first surgeons were vivisectionists.

they had no intention of closing it.

They just wanted to see what was inside.

- Phenomenal job. - Yeah.

Hats off to you, too.

And what they found was a world of possibility...

You know, this no-strings-attached thing...

it is like hidden treasure.

All of the fun, none of the emotional baggage.

We should write a book.

We would make millions.

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Oh.

Oh, shoot.

- I gotta go. - Um.

It's Intern Trauma Certification Day today.

Okay.

The possibility to heal...

to reverse the damage...

to turn back time.

You know, me leaving in a hurry?

I just... I don't want to be a...

Stop. No feelings. I'm good.

And it'll stay good?

I just keep waiting for the other shoe.

What do you mean, the other shoe?

You know, like you saying you wanted to have kids

and then you don't want to have kids.

That was more like a boot than a shoe.

Actually, it was more like an ass kicking.

No strings. No shoes.

We can start work on that book.

Hey, Sofia? Sofia!

I've got three fluffy pancakes patiently waiting for you.

What... Hey, why aren't you dressed?

- I put out your red shoes. - I don't want my red shoes.

Okay, well, at this point, I'll settle for any shoes at all,

so let's just put on... let's put on shoes.

What's wrong? Hey. What?

What, are you sick? Does your tummy hurt?

- No. - Okay, great.

Then let's get up and get dressed, okay?

'Cause I have a huge day at work, and you have school.

So, what do you want first? You want the shirt?

You want pants? You want... Hey.

Whoa.

Hey.

What's the matter?

You can tell me.

I want to go to New York.

With my friends and my other teacher

who lets us draw in our notebooks.

- And... - And you miss your mommy, too.

Sweetheart, hey,

why don't you come to work with me today?

Okay? All right, come on.

All right.

You paged.

I paged.

Do you need help looking for something?

You know what? I did. But I think I see it now.

Mmm.

Does this door have a lock?

Mnh-mnh. I don't think so.

Maybe we should find a room with a door with a lock.

I don't have time for that. I got a vagina to build.

- My vaginoplasty for the contest. - Right.

That surgery's today with my mom and Richard.

Wow. Some families do puzzles.

It's okay. Tonight.

Tonight I say we cancel the reservation

and have dinner at my place.

I got a lot of doors and a lot of locks.

- That sounds perfect. - Oh, good.

Yes.

Hey!

- Hey. - Hey.

Hello.

- We should... - Uh...

Yep.

Um, good luck with your vagina.

Don't...

I'm just gonna... Excuse me.

*GREY'S ANATOMY* Season 14 Episode 16

Episode Title : "Caught Somewhere in Time"

What are you doing?

All this stuff has to get cleared out.

That centrifuge that we stole from oncology...

that should go back. And do you and Alex want a mouse?

No. No, no, no, no, no.

The mouse stays. I have news.

I have great news.

Oh. You got engaged, right? Congratulations.

No. No, no, no, it's... I mean, yes. Thank you. But...

No, no, no, no. I was up all night.

I found seven polymers that could replace

the one that hag Marie Cerone stole from us.

And I know she's your aunt or whatever, but she's still a hag.

Jo, let it go.

We're outsmarted, outgunned, outfunded.

Even if we won the stupid contest, she's way ahead of us.

No. Okay, if you could just look at any of these...

Hey, you, where are all the interns?

Trauma Certification with Hunt.

Ugh.

I have a massive crush injury being helicoptered in from Spokane

and no one to teach about massive crush injuries.

- Take her, please. - No!

Yeah, you'll do. With me.

Meh!

Dr. Boraff to the cap lab.

Dr. Boraff to the cap lab.

Ah, good for you.

I always said you should find more friends.

Uh, these are for...

I know. So, speaking of dummies,

you know that thing you said earlier

about wanting and then not wanting kids?

You realize I had a brain tumor at the time, right?

Yeah, okay. That's true,

but... you can't blame everything on the tumor.

No, I sort of can because of

the massive, heaping ball that was pressed on my cerebrum.

Okay, I thought you said we were cool.

Oh, I'm cool. No. I am the coolest.

But, you know, even with the tumor,

I still never cheated on anyone.

- Whoa. Wait. - Good luck with your show.

Hey.

Please let me run this thing with you.

Or... Or I could run it for you.

Without you. Just... Just please let me run it.

DeLuca's on board to help. We're good.

I said please!

Fine. Breezeway in 10 minutes.

Okay.

Wow.

And it turns out this woman had an ax to grind with Ellis Grey.

So, Dr. Grey's dropping out of the contest?

She's not giving us her patent, so Dr. Grey is just quitting.

- It sucks. - It does.

But it does improve the odds for my "AnalGlide."

- Hmm? - I'm trying out names

for my colonoscopy device.

Anal... No?

Mnh. Mnh.

Hello.

I'm Chief Miranda Bailey.

This is Dr. Jo Wilson.

Please, uh, present.

Marjorie Kersey. 66.

Sustained blunt trauma to the abdomen and chest

four days ago when a 22-foot test apparatus...

Electromagnet. Big-ass electromagnet.

Fell onto her.

Hospitalized at a community center,

where her clinical course was complicated

by rhabdo and acute kidney injury,

all resolving, but...

- Marge Kersey? - Mm-hmm.

Has recurrent abdominal pain.

Transferred here for consultation.

"Bargin' Marge" Kersey? The astronaut?

- Okay. Here we go. - Oh, my God.

This woman has clocked over 1,000 hours in space.

- In space! - Oh, my Lord, we have a nerd!

Oh, I'm a huge fan.

But y-you won the Fundamental Physics Prize twice.

I know, hon. I was there.

Oh, oh, is that like the Nobel Prize?

Ahh! The Nobel Prize wishes.

Oh, Dr. Kersey, well, it is an honor to meet you

and a privilege to treat you.

Are you rhyming on purpose?

I... What? No.

I... I've followed you since I was a little girl.

You are a trailblazer.

Oh, my gosh, thank you, hon.

I hope you're prepared to blaze a trail

through my intestine or whatnot.

Of course.

Hey, um, what were you working on, if I can ask?

- Can you say? - I can say.

Um, it's a temporal variance spectrometer.

It'll detect time-space changes in the Higgs Boson field

and will eventually control it.

It sounds like... Are you building a time machine?

Wow. You really are a nerd. I'm impressed.

A-A time machine? Are you serious?

You're building a time machine for... for NASA.

Oh, no, I parted ways with NASA years ago.

I'm building it for me, so I can travel to the future.

Yeah!

- So cool. - Uh-huh.

So, your temporal variance spectrometer,

what, creates a wormhole?

No, no, that's a guy in South Africa.

He wants to send little "beep-boop" signals

through time dilation.

I want to send people.

Sending people through time? That seems, uh...