Man braucht kein Geld

NO MISSING MONEY

Industrial Bank of Groditzkirchen.

Constr. Anno domini 1867

y negotiations with the government,

Closed until further notice. Prompt reopening.

THE ADDRESS AND THE ADMINISTRATIVE COUNCIL

DIVISES - VALUTE

CLOSED

CLOSED INCOME

Please do not insist.

CLOSED PAYMENTS

CLOSED SAVING BOOKS

INDUSTRIAL BANK OF GRODITZKIRCHEN

Yes...?

Mr. Managing Director!

Yes one moment.

Mr. Managing Director can absolutely trust me!

I am very cautious...

PLACE YOUR MONEY IN THE GRODITZKIRCHEN INDUSTRIAL BANK

We watch!

If you want to sleep peacefully,

PLACE YOUR MONEY IN THE GRODITZKIRCHEN INDUSTRIAL BANK

We watch!

BOX II

If the mr. Prosecutor, an official totally oblivious to civilian life...

make a similar charge against me...

I ask you then...

respectable gentlemen of the jury,

who know from their own experience.

The economic miseries of our time...

Would you have acted in my place in another way?

Insurance!

For the rest, I admit...

that the respectable members of our board of directors...

in your noblest duty, supervise...

will have used it on rare occasions...

and you, my most respectable President of the Court...

Come here!

Something to expose you, mr. Director...

You have to tell your defender!

It is often said that the longer the defender is talking,

More time is going to spend the accused in jail.

Do you want to sign the email?

INDUSTRIAL BANK OF GRODITZKIRCHEN

Mr. Joseph Schulze, president of the Savings Bank

ear Sir, yesterday, the 13th, at 5pm,

You were seen at the entrance of our bank, reading the exposed publication,

Shortly after you issued a loud laugh.

We want to warn you, through this, that,

n case it were repeated, we would give instructions to our legal counsel.

To proceed against you for damaging our reliability.

Very truly yours,

Have you already called the Brandts?

- Three times already. - Call back.

Will not it be very unpleasant for these people?

Did you find it unpleasant to ruin me?

Those people have also lost their money in the oil wells.

If they lose their money...

The people who invest their money in useless companies...

That they lose their money!

You. He also put his money there!

I? But that's another thing...

I wanted to win!

Once again the Industrial Bank!

Nly a little room of an hour!

Yes?

Yes, but it's already the fourth time that you call this morning...

You know.? My husband... Hermann!

How many times have you called today?

Sees it? My husband also says that four times...

Then, do the favor.

No, I already told you. As soon as a telegram arrives from the uncle...

we will let you know.

Within 10 minutes call the Brandts again.

It does not make any sense, mr. Managing Director!

At any moment a cable from Chicago can arrive...

The cables of America have a very peculiar characteristic!

Yes. Only the cables that have been sent really arrive.

Wow! You do not believe in that cable, do you?

On the cable itself...

So!

But not in rich guys!

I already told you, you can not do business

with a bank that is ruined.

But Hedwig, if we are the ones who owe the bank money!

It seems that the debts were a shame!

Debts are the only thing that keeps humanity together today!

But you have to pay for them!

Then they would stop being debts!

I am an honest old merchant!

While you are my employee...

you have to believe in the uncle!

The rich uncle is our last resort, understood?

Okay, I believe it, but only service, in private, no.

Why?

Why? Rich guys only come out in comedies.

But our ruin is a tragedy!

Let's see when you're going to leave that superstition that you're a merchant.

For me, today there is no more trader than the one who adapts.

But it is what I have done!

Yes, my last money I put in oil drilling...

What you advised me!

Yes, and it was good!

But that was crazy!

The land did not give oil and we went under!

Wow... the merchant!

Dear child, if I were not the merchant of the family,

we would all be naked!

Have you lived a long time in Chicago?

How?

What if he has lived a long time in Chicago!

Yes Yes. Thirty years!

Is it true that there are so many delinquents in Chicago?

I do not know...

I do not deal with politics.

He did not talk about politics. I'm talking about criminals!

I do not know what he's talking about...

What do I mean... Understand me...

I read in the newspaper that there are bands that are fired with revolvers.

One band against another!

Yes... I see that you do talk about politics.

We can not receive an American millionaire

without having a cent in the house!

Could not you at least lend us 500 marks?

Good...

It is in our interest for both parties!

What time does the train arrive?

This afternoon, at sixteen thirty.

Damn!

Well, I'll do something!

Pay attention, Schmidt!

The bank needs at this moment 500 marks.

Do you think you can get them?

Well, it depends on which bank it is.

Our bank.

Where are you going?

I do not have time for childish things.

Return immediately here, yes!

Where will we get this afternoon...

500 frames?

For our safe.

We can get 2,000 marks at any time.

Schmidt, that's a great idea on your part.

But disassembly and transportation will cost 3,000.

Please leave me alone!

Schmidt, listen to me, be reasonable!

I need 500 marks this afternoon, have you understood?

I have to give the Brandt family 500 frames!

If America's uncle... if you do not receive it well...

Uncle, Schmidt, is our greatest... understand it at once!

Do not you know who... 500 marks?

Yes... yes, I would know about someone...

- Who? - I.

You have become megalomanic, have not you?

So, please, take you. Seat, dear sr. Schmidt.

You want to leave us the money, mr. Schmidt, is not it?

Yes - Do you have confidence?

No, courage!

Why?

I do the same thing that other investors do in other banks.

They believe they have confidence and do not know what it is worth.

Fantastic!

Yes...

Here is the receipt...

I do not need a receipt!

Ah...

Come, get up.

Well, mr. Schmidt...

I trust you now...

1, 2, 3, 4,

500 marks.

Take this money to the Brandt family...

and take care of my money.

Where is my new coat?

Your new coat?

Yes - Yes.

Do not you remember we had guests?

Yes.

Do you remember what we ate?

Yes, turkey!

- You like me? - Yes.

That was your new coat.

- Did you sell it? - No, pawned.

But if it was not yet paid...

And that?

Hermann, adapt!

I beg you, as an old and honest merchant...

I will never accept...

Finish once with the old and honest merchant!

I have no more than 50 pfennige in my purse,

How am I going to prepare tomorrow's food for the uncle?

Outside there is a gentleman...

And what's the man's name?

Schmidt!

You want?

Schmidt, from Banco Industrial.

Mr. Director Binder sent me here.

- Oh, will not it bring...? - Yes, I also bring the money.

Oh, this is fantastic!

Tell me, but what do you look like?