Three Resurrected Drunkards (帰って来たヨッパライ)

Shochiku Co. Ltd.

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Kaettekita Yopparai Three Resurrected Drunkards

# I just got up and died

# I just got up and died

# I just got up and died

# And went off to heaven

# Right up a long stairway

# A stairway of pretty clouds

# I climbed all the way up...

# Just takin' my time

# And pretty soon...

# I made it to the top

# All the way to the gate...

# That leads to heaven

# Heaven's a cool place...

# Come up an see!

# The way I died...

# Was while driving drunk

# I just got up and died

# I just got up and died

# I just got up and died

# And went off to heaven

# But here in heaven...

# There's a mean old god

# He takes the booze away...

# And won't let me have none

# This place called heaven is not so easy going.

# Be more serious!

# Heaven's a cool place...

# Come up and see!

# I just keep on drinking...

# Every day all day...

# And get awfully lonely...

# When I see my buddies down there ##

I didn't want to swim!

- Why is the money still there? - Who can read a thief's mind?

This was no thief. Somebody just borrowed them...

and left money for the rent.

- Cigarette! - You've got them!

- Pocket! - Everything's gone.

Here they won't know. The price went up yet.

Shinsei Cigarettes, please. 40 yen, right?

Shinsei is 40 Yen? -Right, gramps. It's 40 yen all over Japan.

All over Japan? Just a minute.

Hello, Police? Strange threesome says Shinsei is 40 Yen.

It must be the ones you're looking for.

They don't know prices.

You're "them"?

- Who's "them"? - "Them", you creep!

- Creep? - 40 yen in Japan, huh?

All right, I'll give you 50 yen.

Still here.

How come they get so excited about 10 Yen?

Police got plenty.

They'll get their 10 yen.

- But we're "them". - Oh yeah, right.

You'll get it for being tall.

What are you doing here?

We are... We're just taking a leak...

You go, tall one.

- Where's the bus stop for line 1? - Bus stop?

Want to ride on things.

- Must be "them"... - We're "them"!

These are soft feet you got there.

I've worn shoes since I was born.

Never dirty.

Never... I see. Come with me.

I just forgot the price went up.

We said we'd pay. Just forgot. -That's right.

We haven't done anything wrong.

- To the police box? - The police station.

The river flows so clear... The birds flock together...

The river flows, the birds flock together And fly all around...

In our lovely southern land

Oh, the gentle memories...

Of that gently flowing river...

Flowing on and on...

We...

Thief!

- It's these duds. - I can go on like this.

- Leave us here? - Can't come in those.

Only 1000 Yen.

Explain to the police? -Somebody exchanged our clothes while we swam.

They'll believe it?!

I'm dizzy!

I'm dizzy, too!

I'm hungry!

- Heat's not good when you're hungry. - How long have we been here?

The whole town is full of spies.

We're better off naked.

Let's steal other people's clothes.

We shall steal?!

- Just clothes. - Just clothes.

Hey... These are kids' clothes.

Finished?

Oh yes, sure!

- Excuse me, sir. - What is it?

- Have they... - Not yet.

They came from Korea and seem to be real sneaky.

Korea?! -Stowaways. There are lots of them lately.

That's why we have to work all night.

You still haven't caught them?

That's right.

You don't happen to know what they look like, do you?

No, their size is all we know.

I'm going to catch a cold.

We're safe!

What's that?

To memorize the good times.

Throw it away!

Nobody will believe us.

- This was one hell of an experience! - Student's life last.

Idiot. What to do if we're caught?!

- That girl thought we're real Koreans. - Probably...

She told us to steal when necessary.

- Can we have our clothes back? - Did you throw them away?

- Yes. - Go and get them.

Yes, sir.

- Here you are. - Everything's there, isn't it?

We'll keep these. Put those on!

- That must be a joke! - Put them on!

- What if we refuse? - It's a real one!

We'll put them on!

- You'll let us go, right?! - Put them on!

Understood.

- And afterwards? The pants? - Hurry up!

Korean Corporal I Chonil... that's what you are now.

You came to escape service in Vietnam.

Korean high school boy Kim Fah... that's what you're now.

You came to study at a Japanese university.

- That's really you. - But both were shot here by someone.

Japanese papers will leave a huge question mark and forget about you.

- So I... - I'm not wasteful.

I see. -Since you're Japanese you would tell, so this will be...

found here tomorrow.

But you, later in the mountains.

Look sharp, you're a Korean soldier!

Buttoned wrong!

But...

- That was close! - They got away.

- We're free! - Not only the last, but student finale.

But this finale is what nobody will believe!

Hey!

Korean Corporal!

Korean Corporal I Chonil! Kim Fah, Korean high school student!

- Who am I? - You're just you!

OMURA CAMP You stowed away,

and we are sending you back!

JAPAN SEA

- Goodbye, Japan. - Goodbye. -Goodbye.

PORT RUSAN

PRISON

You volunteered for Vietnam service.

BARRACKS

EAST CHINA SEA

Goodbye, Korea!

AMERICAN ARMY HEADQUARTERS SAIGON

You said you wanted to go to the front!

FRONTLINES

I wish I'd have met you sooner. But now I'm dead.

I wish I'd have met you sooner. But now I'm dead.

Couldn't steal clothes? Take those off quick!

- Listen to my long story, please. - You'll get caught!

- But we swam here. - You'll be a girl.

- Who is she? - She's nice!

- Got folks in Tokyo? - Nope, rented room.

Idiot... Let's get things straight. -I know the facts. You don't have to tell me.

- We're not Kor... - Don't talk, just feel each other.

You won't get away! You'll never make it!

- Even dressed as a girl... - You're too tall!

- What's wrong? - What are you doing there together?!

Who's that guy?!

He's a girl!

Don't act like a big girl in front of me!

- It's her he's after. - Hey, turn around!

Always had wet pants when you were little. And now playing grown up!

Did you forget how I carried you around and bought you milk before my own food?

And that's how you thank me!

She wet her pants?! I'll go to her.

Hey, pisser!

Turn around, you shithead!

Nice guy, huh?!

Do you want to give me my notebook back?

Turn around, pisser!

Can't speak Japanese, so I'll write.

Sorry we had to take your clothes.

Give it back then!

And I'm sorry we have to kill you all, too.

Gonna do it?

Yes.

Came to say that?

We'll get him first. He's all alone.

I just wanted you to know how sorry we are.

Goodbye.

- How shall we do it? - Let's push him off.

Student ID. He got mine.

And he got mine!

- Hey, you! - What?

You stole my daughter!