Best Friends Whenever

Cyd, wake up.

Cyd, wake up.

Cyd, wake up!

Really?

Cyd, I think you fell out of bed.

Shelby, if you woke me up before the alarm went off...

I didn't.

Okay, I did.

I just couldn't sleep.

I'm so excited that my best friend is living with me forever.

Well, just until my parents get back from their archeological dig in Peru.

Well, yeah, but that's gonna be, like, three years.

Unless they get entombed. Then it will be forever.

Was it bad that I said that?

I just love that you're staying here.

I love it, too. Which is why I haven't zipped you

inside my heavy bag for waking me up in the morning.

You say scary things sometimes.

You love it when I say scary things sometimes.

Well, you're just so good at it. I am good at it.

It's pretty cool your parents are letting me stay here.

Well, of course, they are. They love you. My whole family loves you.

Your brothers definitely love me.

Did you see this video they sent me?

These flowers are for you, Cyd.

I'm giving her flowers, Chet.

No, I'm giving her flowers, Brett.

Well, aside from that, me and Diesel are gonna be real happy here.

Yeah, don't you think Diesel would be happier living outside?

We can't let him hit the streets.

He'll fall right back into the thug life.

Hey, I was thinking

maybe we could put up some of my stuff, you know,

make my side of the room a little more me.

Wow! Uh, yeah,

maybe we can put zom-bozo up later.

Or never.

Girls, time to get your Monday on! Coming, Mom!

Hurry up, let's get to school.

I'm asking Cameron to the dance today.

I put together one of my big, crazy, elaborate plans.

You know how I love to do things big, right, Cyd?

Really?

I'm so hungry. If I don't get some food in me right now,

my stomach's gonna take me out back

and beat me with a phone book.

No, we have to hurry.

If my brothers hear us they'll...

Ow!

Cyd, because you're so special...

We wanted to say...

"Yo Rick?" Who's Rick?

Yours was supposed to say "you."

And yours was supposed to say "rock."

You ruined it, Chet!

No, you ruined it, Brett!

But I didn't get to have breakfast.

We have to stop by Barry's lab on the way to school.

He's helping me ask Cameron to the dance.

I probably should've mentioned this before I moved in with you,

but I have this weird condition where I need to eat.

No time. Barry, open up, it's us!

Smell this.

Ugh! Nasty!

Yes, it is. Now smell this.

Ugh! What are you doing?

A behavioral study to see if people will continue

to smell things after the first thing smells terrible.

Here, smell this. Ugh, why did I do that?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

- Hey, guys! - Hey, Naldo.

Check out our new chest hair machine!

It's not a chest hair machine, Renaldo.

It's an experiment to cure baldness using accelerated photons

in a quantized fermion field to stimulate follicular generation.

I'm sorry to dumb it down, I'm not trying to patronize you.

But you said if I point it at my chest,

it'll give me chest hair.

I said, "Don't point it at your chest,

"or it will give you chest hair."

But what if I want chest hair?

Why would you want chest hair?

So I can shave it.

Barry, I thought you were working on my big plan

to ask Cameron to the dance. And I am.

I've rigged everything so that at exactly 8:46 this morning,

the school's P.A. system will blast

Cameron's favorite music...

Fist-pumping-jaw-droppers.

The vents will flood the hall

with his favorite smell...

Fist-pumping-jaw-dropper body spray.

And finally the Pep Squad's confetti cannons will go off

as the school's digital projector poses the query,

"Will you go to the dance with me?"

All you have to do is stand in front

of Cameron's locker when it happens.

My part's feeling kinda simple.

Yes, well, we scientists like to limit

the number of unstable variables, or what we call "people."

Barry, I think it's working!

That machine is not supposed to make your chest emit smoke.

What if I want my chest to emit smoke?

Why would you want your chest to emit smoke?

'Cause it looks cool.

Ooh, somebody's barbecue-ing.

That would be you.

Ugh, I'm starving.

Barry's gotta have something to eat around here.

This plan to ask Cameron is gonna work, right?

I mean, it's gotta work.

It's got everything a great love story has.

Music, confetti, body spray.

Oh, no. What's that?

What was that?

The Chest Hair Machine just...

Chest hair!

I'm good. You?

No more than I came in with.

Phew.

I was worried maybe that laser did something to us.

Why did you pull me away from the vending machine?

You were taking forever.

But I put the dollar in and it spit it out

and I put the dollar in and it spit it out

and I put the dollar in and it spit it out.

I was so close!

Look! There's Cameron!

He's so interesting to talk to.

Probably. I don't care.

Cyd, I know what you're thinking.

Chimichangas. Wow, I was way off.

Will you instead accept one of my best friend speeches?

"Cyd, after Cameron says yes and we're all BF/GF,

"I just want you to know,

"that nothing is going to get in the way of our friendship."

So if I'm to understand you correctly,

there is no chimichangas?

There's the fist-pumping-jaw-dropper.

Fist-pumping-jaw-dropper body spray.

I have to go stand in front of Cameron's locker like Barry said.

Hey ya, Shelby! Got a minute?

Actually it's gonna take more than a minute.

I have no concept of time. I'm like a dog that way.

I also sleep at the foot of my parents' bed,

which is another way I'm like a dog.

Marci, I don't have time for this!

I got you. Go.

Did I ever tell you how I learned

I have a severe Styrofoam sensitivity?

Gosh, your skin is healthy!

I just wanna lick it.

Cyd.

When I returned to my lab, I couldn't help but notice you destroyed my laser.

Yeah, Shelby said we should leave a note.

But I was all, "He'll know it was us."

Hey! Confetti, music, a sign.

Solid ask. I would totally say yes to that!

No! Cameron! Wait!

Cyd, when that laser blasted Renaldo, it was set at two.

You guys were blasted at 400.

There's no telling what could've happened.

It could have sent you to another dimension

or made you time travel or rendered you invisible!

You're not invisible.

Everything went wrong. I didn't even get to ask him.

Aw, Shelby, that bites.

I'm sorry.

I never should have gotten out of bed this morning.

Why are we in my bedroom?

Is it this morning again?

No. No, no, no. That is not possible!

Girls, time to get your Monday on!

It is possible. I think we just time traveled!

This can't be happening!

It's just some sort of weird joint nightmare,

but during the day.

Like a daymare? Exactly! A daymare.

There's no such thing as a daymare!

Well, there has to be! Because otherwise that means

we're really back to this morning!

Wait, Barry said the laser that that blasted us

could make us time travel. Or invisible.

You're not invisible. We time traveled!

Wait.

Let's think about this.

Maybe this is a good thing.

We get to do today over again.

We can fix everything that went wrong.

I can re-ask Cameron to the dance!

I can put on underwear!

Come on, let's get to school!

Ow. Our bodies!

You spelled rock wrong.

How'd she know that?