I Love Hong Kong ( 我愛HK 開心萬歲 / Ngo oi Heung Gong: Hoi sum man seoi)

Sir, you hit the car alarm next to you as you opened the door.

Don't think that I didn't hear it.

Your car doesn't have a monthly pass though.

ID card and driver's license, please.

Real estate has security guard too?

What ID?

I used to grow up here.

My name is Ng Shun, you can ask my neighbors.

Happy Abalone Bowl, thank you.

Let me have a look.

Why is there no abalone?

It should be at the bottom, you'd find it yourself. Thank you, madam.

I got it, mom.

Sorry, I made a mistake.

You're welcome, thanks.

But it's so tiny.

Subtitle by Aldi Arman

Fatty.

Feeling cold?

No.

Then you should unbutton a bit.

Turtle neck? Button up...

You have to pose like a pro, but. . .

Do you know the 1 ,2,5 pose?

Yes.

Do it.

Okay, just stop it. You just stand here for a while.

E Cup Baby will be here soon.

Run!

Granny, stop there!

Sir, I'm doing the delivery.

Can't I do the delivery with my trolley?

What?

Brother Wah, it's not set up yet, just let her go.

According to the instruction, this floor is for monthly pass only.

Visitors should use the hourly parking on 1/F.

I used to grow up here, do you get it?

And... I will be using the monthly pass next month.

Wait. . .

As you don't have the monthly pass. . .

you have to park on 1/F.

Alright, I'm moving...

What's up again?

According to the instruction, this is a one-way pedestrian,

you can't go the other way.

What?

Just a few steps though.

According to the instruction, no stepping back.

And you can make a turn and go back to your car

then you can park on 1/F.

No...

The abalone in your advertisement...

is much larger though.

Thanks for buying our Happy Abalone Bowl.

The abalone comes with the packing, thank you.

Miss, the advertisement reads. . .

Giant abalone!

Your company is such a big business.

How can you do this?

Sorry, everybody.

I'm late after class.

I'm an undergrad too.

You want to be like her too?

You go home and use a marker

to draw a cleavage on your chest.

Then it will bring you good fortune.

Sorry...

Sorry, I will pay for it.

Here.

Take the money.

I got you red-handed.

Get her! Take the stuff.

You are cheating though.

Madam, don't say that.

We are running our business seriously.

And you can see our big sign over there.

Sir...

What?

According to the instruction, within the parking lot,

the walking speed should not exceed 5km/hr.

What kind of instruction is this?

What kind of estate is this?

It's insane!

What are you doing?

Psycho

How can you set me up like this?

Brother Wah, you can't do that.

What do you mean?

Are you gonna take the blame? Idiot!

Auntie Seven! Watch out!

Even if your name's Ng Shun, I have to tell you.

According to the instruction, you have to park on 1/F.

Thank you.

Speed control!

What time is it now? Why is it so deserted?

The meal is almost ready.

Uncle Tung!

You are really awesome, I feel much better for my shoulder.

Of course, it's so effective.

You can come to me if you are not feeling well.

Okay!

- Hi! - Hi!

Take care.

- Father-in-law. - Dad.

Grandpa.

What date is it? You came to see me?

Alright, let's get in first.

I did call you a few days ago

telling you that we will come back for dinner today.

Dare you say that! How many times have you come for all these years?

You used to complain it's too small here and we eat out every time.

Am I dreaming or not?

Of course not. We are all here now, right?

Dad, let's share the cake first and I gotta go.

Cake?

What do you mean?

Yeah, dad told us that there's something important.

It must be someone birthday, right?

I'm telling you again.

My birthday is on 14th July, not today.

Dad, in fact we are all here today,

because I have something important to tell you.

We will move in here starting from this month.

Really?

No kidding.

How could that be possible?

Yeah, are you kidding?

Let dad finish it first.

There's a reason for that.

Shun, you have been complaining it's too small here.

Why are you trying to move back here so suddenly?

Are you having some problems?

Well, the fact is that,

his toy factory in Dongguan used to take orders from the States.

As there's a financial collapse,

we lost quite a few big orders and our goods are now piled up.

What should you do?

It's not a big deal.

My factory collapsed and I dismissed my staff.

The bank came to collect my debt.

And I still able to survive.

But I could no longer pay my mortgage

and the bank took back my unit.

So I want to tell you that...

I am bankrupt.

Bankrupt?

No, we only temporarily live here.

Do I have to get up early for going to school from here?

That's good to your health.

There's no internet here.

Playing on the computer would be bad to your eyes.

Dad, you'd know what my job is.

I'm supposed to catch those illegal hawkers.

And they would probably be my neighbors, how could that be?

That's good though, you don't have to catch them on the street.

To live here,

I want you guys to experience how it would be

living in a real estate.

Because I do grow up here.

For this estate, it's not only important to me

but it's also important to the people in HK.

"Auntie."

"Uncle."

"Everyone is happy when playing mahjong."

"To play mahjong"

"after work,"

"to see who will be the winner."

"To see who will be the winner."

"Waiting for shower."

"Waiting for shit."

"Working like a dog."

"To buy veggie"

"and comes with green onion."

"There's always a hope during the hard times."

"We are all heroes."

Madam Wah.

Auntie Slipper.

Shun, have you got any inside news?

The one that you gave me, I made a profit out of it.

Have you got other news?

It's under analysis, maybe later.

I scared that you left already.

Mind your words, call me Mr. Lee.

Yes, Mr. Lee, doing well.

So, same as usual.

Pig intestine, cuttlefish, duck kidney...

Run!

Bastard!

Won't they give us a break for Miss HK contest tonight?

Be careful! Watch out!

- Stop there! - Stop there!

Alright, no need to run. . .

Brother Sam, you're going crossing the border.

Don't go too far, it'd be hard for me.

Let's knock off earlier to watch Miss HK.

Let's go.

So easy?

They have to let us go as crossing the border.

Brother Sam gave us a break.

He usually can run a lot.