The Night

Did you ever hear the story

about Rodney Costello? - Did you ever

hear the story about Rodney-- - It's a true story.

- Costello. - I heard it from a friend

of a friend of mine. - Did you ever story

about Rodney Costello? - Actually happened

right here in the city.

Time to go home.

Kids.

Okay, kids time's, time's up.

Fun's over.

Time to go home.

Kids.

Do you want me to call your parents?

Is that what you want?

Everybody okay in there?

Goddammit!

O'Toole, I got another one.

I don't know who it is.

Get your ass over here!

I don't remember hearing that story

about a dark, dark night.

No, no, it's a dark, dark house.

No, it's a dark, dark woods.

I'm done with this.

Matt, I told you.

Calm down.

Okay man, we're done.

Settle down.

So 11 years really,

I don't think I've ever had a relationship last 11 days.

- Well, it looks like we're past the halfway mark.

Way past but I'll stick around

until after this weekend at least.

I pulled way too many strings to get it off,

I'm not about to spend it alone.

Like that would ever happen.

So all this time and no wedding bells.

Well.

Well what?

Go ahead, tell them.

Tomorrow night.

- We have a reservation, we made them a year ago.

Yeah, we have a real reservation

at a chapel at the Falls.

Wow, the Chapel Falls.

Matt, does your dad know?

No, only you guys.

Seriously.

Is that all you have to say?

Congratulations.

I'm a bit shocked.

So how'd you guys meet?

We met on internet chat board

for girls with sexy scars.

He's kidding.

It's sexy, come on show them.

Ow, that looks like it hurt.

- You don't wanna know, customer from hell.

- That's what you get for breaking up a bar fight.

Seriously, how'd you guys meet?

- I was on date and Katie was our bartender.

- They didn't look like they were having the best time.

- Was this Heather you were with at the time?

No, it was Holly.

Did I ever meet her?

Yeah, dancer at the Spearmint Rhino.

You mean stripper.

Is there a difference?

Touche.

I'm starving.

So where's the honeymoon?

There's no time.

Both of our classes go back on Monday.

Can't keep the 10-year-olds waiting.

- Excuse me I teach sixth grade, they're 12.

Oh, my mistake.

We're going to Maui on spring break.

Oh, can we come?

No seriously?

So aren't you afraid?

Afraid of what?

Of never being with another guy.

I've never been with another guy.

What?

Matt was my first, my only.

- Wait, wait, wait, you mean you don't wanna know

what it's like to you know?

No, not really.

I'm happy.

I'm really, really happy.

I couldn't imagine being with anyone else.

I mean he's everything I could ever want.

He's even great with kids.

Obviously.

Wow, one guy forever.

You think I'm crazy, don't you?

No, jealous.

I wanna feel that way.

You will.

So who else is coming tomorrow night?

No one, just us.

We never really wanted a big fancy wedding anyway.

What about your parents?

Both dead.

I'm sorry.

So no maid of honor.

No.

Can I?

Since no one else is doing it.

I would love that.

Cool.

All right, let's play some poker.

Joker's Wild.

No jokers in this deck.

All right, place your bets.

All right, here comes the flop.

Okay.

This always happens here I swear it.

It's the damn dam.

- That's why it always pays to have an electrician handy.

Got a flashlight?

Are you afraid of the dark?

Thanks honey.

Do you wanna hear a story?

In a dark, dark forest there was a dark, dark house

and in that dark-- - Stop it.

Dark house there was a dark, dark room.

- I said stop it. - Come on man.

Hey, she didn't mean anything. - Shut up.

Where are the circuit breakers?

They're in the basement.

Perfect.

Moron.

I want another beer.

As soon as I can see I'm packing my bag

and getting as far away from here as I can.

You just freaked him out all right.

I told you it's a touchy subject.

Why?

Rodney Costello.

Come on.

- Rodney was just 10-years-old when he disappeared.

Okay guys story time.

In dark, dark woods there was a dark, dark house.

And in that dark, dark house

there was a dark, dark room.

And in that dark, dark room

there was a dark, dark closet.

And in that dark, dark closet

there was a dark, dark cupboard.

And in that dark, dark cupboard

there was a dark, dark box.

And in that dark, dark box there was a.

Come back!

I'm sorry.

Come out, come out wherever you are.

Come on Rodney, knock it off.

Shut up you guys, I hear him.

Steve.

Did you find it?

You don't believe in that do you,

a real urban legend?

I was really little when it happened.

Yeah, no kids went anywhere that summer.

Steve, are you sleeping down there or what?

He might as well.

Steve.

Oh my God, Steve.

He was my best friend.

So you said.

Well we'll get it all straightened out.

This is ridiculous.

Can't your father do something?

- I guess you should have called him instead of 911.

There was something down there.

- The basement is sealed up like a bank vault.