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101.3 WNFY weather report.

It's a scorcher out there, already 102 degrees.

Residents are being asked to keep their thermostats

at 76 degrees to conserve energy.

Ah, man, global warming. It's out of control.

Yeah. It's hot, baby.

Guys, we don't really have to worry about global warming,

because-- yes, is the Earth getting unbearably hot?

Of course it is. But it's all a part of God's plan.

Look, if God wants to roast us like turkeys,

there's got to be a good reason for it.

That's easy for you to say; you're young.

You know who's gonna get hurt the worst?

-Old people. -Old people?

Yeah.-No, it's the younger generationthat's gonna suffer

-from global warming the most. Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey.

Listen, there's no reason to fight, okay?

We're actually living ata very exciting time right now.

I mean, we're all finally in agreement

that climate change is real.

Well, yes, the 25 years of climate science

finally caught up with my opinions, and, Dennis,

when opinions meet facts, that's when you get truth.

-Oh, God. Wow.

Yeah, yeah. But the good news is, hey,

for the first time I can remember,

we all have the same truth.

-Yeah. Yeah. -Oh... Yeah.

-That's nice, right? Yeah. -How 'bout that?

And, look, while some people are saying,

"Look, we're staring down the barrel

of a global catastrophe here," that is true, but I think

if we all work together, we can solve this problem.

-Guys, we can beat the heat. -["The Heat Is On" by Glenn Frey playing]

Oh! Hey!

Guys?

Feeling that? Nice and cool, huh?

Turned the AC waydown.

Yeah, I don't know why

we're wasting our AC on strangers.

No, Frank, we're not wasting it.

No-no-no-no. We're adapting to climate change.

People are animals.

When push comes to shove,

-there's no "together." -No-no-no, see, listen.

By-by-by cranking the AC down below the recommended,

uh, settings, and getting the word out

that Paddy's has the best AC in town,

we're actually helping our business

and helping the environment.

No, that doesn't work. Shame's better.

Like I do with my shoes, you know what I mean?

How would I know what you mean?

My shoes that are made out of recyclable materials.

I did a whole Instagram Story about it.

Talking about how great the shoes are,

making people feel stupid for not having them.

You know, you remember.

Who the fuck do you think is watching your-- What?!

-Not-not one person on Earth is... -Get out of here.

What are you talking about? Plus, how is there any plastic

left in the ocean after they used it

to cover your gargantuan feet?

- -Yeah, big feet. Hey, guys, though,

we got a little bit of a problem.

Uh, there's, like, a, I don't know, like, a backup

of the water lines or something.The ice machine's broken.

We don't have any ice.

Oh, shit. Okay, well, just, uh, call the store

and have them deliver some ice.

And make more waste by having a big smoke-spewing truck

deliver ice to us when we couldjust simply get off our asses

and go get it ourselves? Hey, guys,

listen, I just wanted to talk about the importance

of not only talking the talk, but also walking the walk.

Oh. As I'm saying that, it's reminding me

I'm loving my new eco-friendly shoes.

See there? Not only am I helping the environment,

I could also get some free swag

-if I keep it up, play my cards right. That's awesome.

You're such an awesome eco-warrior.

And since you want to walk the walk,

why don't youwalk to the store and pick us up some ice?

-I just might. -Okay, then do it.

-Maybe I will. -Get out and go!

Could even do an InstagramStory about it on my way there.

Oh, super cool!

-DENNIS and FRANK: Go! -Fine. -Go, go and go

-and go and go and go and go and go, go, go and go. -Fine!

Charlie, come with me; I need someone to video me

so I look more professional.

I don't want to do that.

We'll do a Story about Purina,

tag them, and get you a free case of cat food.

-Done. -Hmm.

Did you see that, Frank?

If you incentivize somebody to make the right decision,

you can get them to do whatever you need them to do.

All right, what about me? Where's my incentive?

Well, uh, how about we lower that AC even more

and see if that helps you?

How would that help me?

Frank, what's the temperature at which a certain body part's

small, smooth muscle cells contract, thereby decreasing

the surface area of the skin, causing that certain body part

to protrude in an unusual fashion?

65.7 degrees Fahrenheit.

-Make it so. -I'll do it.

What are you guys talking about?

Nipples, Mac. Uh, nipples.

Hi.

Son of a bitch charged me $40 for a bag of ice, Charlie.

They-- he's taking advantage of this heat wave,

-jacking up the prices. -Yeah, he's smart.

-So what's going on with the feet? I see you limping here. -Ah!

Yeah, you know what? These shoes, they are,

they're the worst.

Well, my feet are all blistered and swollen.

-Yeah? -But they're so cute and totally on-brand.

-Uh-huh. -What are you doing? Don't do the Story now.

Well, you told me to shoot candid moments

-that seemed honest. -I said staged moments

that lookedcandid and seemedhonest.

All right, well, can we justwalk back to the bar? Let's go.

I-I don't know. I honestly don't think I can walk back.

My feet are killing me.

Let's take the bus, then.

Do you have any ideahow much pollution a bus causes?

I don't know. Uh, three?

Three?

-Three what? -Pollutions?

-All right, we're not... -I-I'm not a scient--

-I'm not a scientist. -We're not-- You're not a scientist.

I get it. We're not taking the bus, though,

because buses are wastefuland more importantly disgusting.

You're just all crammed on there with a bunch of mongrels

breathing directly intoyour mouth. There's no room. No.

Plus it's the future, Charlie.

-We can just take a rideshare. -Rideshare? Why--

-What? -Yeah. It's when a bunch of people get the app,

and then y'all take the same vehicle to different places.

Same vehicle, diff-- so, like a bus.

Fine, but it's not a bus, it's a car.

-So less room. -Okay. Uh-huh.

'Cause if we just take the bus...

-We're not taking a bus, Charlie! -Okay.

Taking the rideshare. Come on.-All right. Well...

What the hell is this? Hey, Frank, Frank, Frank.

-Hold on. What's-what's going on, man? -What?

-I thought you turned the AC up?It's getting hot as hell. -I did.

I did, but there's too many people here.

I can't offset the body heat.

-Hey, we got a problem. -Yeah, I-- yeah, I saw that.

What's with all the water, man?What's going on here?

Oh, that is probably from

the ice machine breaking down.

The water got backed up and maybe diverted over here.

But that's not what I'm talking about.

-What? -Look.

The fish factory guys heard about the AC.

Now they'rehanging out.

-Nobody wants to go near them. -Yeah, well, they're covered in fish parts.

They probably smell like shit. Go kick them out, Mac.

Uh, well, they go to my church.

And if I kick them out, then they'll tattle on me to God.

-Are you kidding me? -No.

You know, Dennis,

I'm not very incentivized here.

These are not the nips I wanted.

- -Whoa, Frank. Come on, man.

Now is not the time for your racism. This affects us all.

We're all in this together.

Talking about the nipples. I don't see any.

-Oh. Right, right. Sorry. Your, um... -Not... people.

Yeah, no, your track record in that department

is, uh, it's not great.

Yeah, it's just that his misogyny is stronger

-than his racism. -In this case.

-In this case. -All right, well, sorry for, uh, sorry

for jumping on you like that. Um, we can figure this out.

-Of course. God will provide. -Well, wewill provide.

I'm looking for answers right now. Wewill provide.

-I got an answer. God created us. -Okay.

All right, you know what? Look, um, I have an idea.

We'll adapt.

Hey, guys. Hey, why createan even bigger carbon footprint

by taking stinky buses all over town when you can just hop

in a, in a, in a rideshare, in an electric vehicle?

I'm loving this ride, y'all.

And cut.

Stop saying "and cut," Charlie.Just take your finger

off the button. You don't have to say that.

Christ. Might as well be in a bus.