Deadly Friend

Subs by KalEl82

We'll just pick up something.

Hey, you're kind of cute.

Uh-oh.

Maybe we should take this highway.

Yeah, so, we just stay on this highway-

Well, look, there's a bad apple

in every barrel, right?

Got the burgers, right?

Yeah.

Paul, BB sad, sad.

Hey, BB, ready to get going there, boy?

Okay.

What the hell was that?

How you doin there, BB?

Having fun?

Look, were lost.

We passed it.

Mom, we still got 12 miles left.

Look, you gotta trust your navigator, okay?

How can you trust a navigator

who hasn't looked up in 10 minutes?

- Because I can see the odometer right there.

Hey, turn here.

Oh!

- Whoa. - BB.

That was 856.

The next one must be it, then.

- Okay, BB, we're here. - I know.

Oh, it's so pretty.

God, it looks good.

868 Merkle.

This is it.

Goddamn it.

Where the hell did she put that bottle of mine

that little bitch?

Come on, guys.

Here, BB.

Come on, now.

Okay, BB.

Let's go.

Come on.

Out of the van.

Okay.

Got a whole new world for you to learn, huh? (BB mumbling)

Be careful.

What do you think?

Aah!

Ah-ooh!

Jeez!

Are you all right?

What the hell is that?

His name's BB.

BB.

Are you all right?

Yeah, sure.

Is he for real?

Where did you get him?

Oh, I made him.

What's your name?

Tom.

BB, this is Tom.

Come on.

It's okay.

I can't believe this.

Wow.

That is incredible.

Hey.

Well, uh, what, is he programmed to do that?

I developed the basic program.

Then he sort of makes up his own mind after that.

Do you know anything about artificial intelligence?

- Huh? - This is his brain.

It's not like ours, of course,

but it plans and it thinks.

He's always learning.

He's full of surprises.

- I'm constantly upgrading him so you can never know

what he's gonna do.

Hey, maybe I'll see you in school.

You in the 10th grade?

Oh, not really.

Actually I'm on a scholarship at Polytech.

Studying the human brain.

It's one of the best medical schools in the country.

Wow.

Whatever.

So long, BB.

Bye.

Be back.

So, what do you think?

- First thing we need to do is build a ramp

so BB can get up those stairs by himself.

- BB. - From Dr. Johanson.

Ah.

What's he up to?

I need to recharge his batteries.

It was a long trip.

- I told him to charge before we left.

Ohh.

- Hi, fellas. - Hi, doctor.

- Dr. Johanson. - Paul.

- Over here. - Hello.

- How are you? - Welcome to Polytech.

Thanks.

Mom.

- Jeannie. - Hi, doctor.

It's good to see you.

You too.

BB, come and say hello.

Look at this.

He's amazing.

He's smarter than I am, he brought an umbrella.

He keeps getting smarter too.

Come on, I've got somethin' to show you.

This is it, Paul.

Your brand new lab, all ready to go.

And we've installed a tie-in to the mainframe

so you'll have as much computer power

as you could possibly want.

Oh and Jeannie, Chancellor Bruckner said

that position in his office is still waiting.

- My knuckles are raw from knocking on wood.

Well, it's out-and-out.

You don't think Id let a kid like this get away, do you?

Hello, there.

What's your name?

BB.

Anybody there?

Who's doing this?

BB.

BB.

BB.

BB. - Hi.

Hi.

He's mine.

No ones running him.

He's doing it himself.

BB.

He's, uh, pretty smart.

You can tell, he likes you.

He's cute.

My name is Sam.

Samantha, you know, um,

what's yours?

Uh, Paul.

It's nice to meet you.

Do you like your new house?

Sort of.

It's all right.

Maybe I'll come over sometime.

Sure.

You can even come over now.

Uh.

No, I can't.

Not right now.

I'm sorry, but,

I really gotta go.

- Well, well, if now's not convenient for you

how about when you're done?

Um, I'll see.

Maybe later.

- Uh, which direction for the first customer?

Uh, over there.

BB.

- What do you do when you're done with your paper route?

Do you have a girlfriend or something?

Oh, no, the girls

around here, you know, are kind of stuck-up.

It's tough. - BB.

Hey, what do you know about, uh,

people livin next door to me?

- Sam? - Yeah.

Great tits.

Oh.

You're tellin' me.

Yeah.

Forget it, though.

Her father will kill you if you get within 10 feet.

Her father?