Bai Yao Pu Jing Shi Pia (Fairies Albums 3rd Season)

ADAPTED FROM THE NOVEL OF THE SAME NAME BY SHALUO SHUANGSHU

Come and take a look.

Peach, orange, persimmon, and pear.

Rouge and powder. Hairpin and hair care oil.

-Miss. -Take a look.

Would you like a bolt of premium silk? Or a few feet?

Ceramic pagodas and clay sculptures.

Cavalier spinner wheels and whipping tops.

Take a look.

Fresh fish. Live fish.

Come and take a look. Buy now and get it slaughtered.

Come and take a look.

You can find anything here. All at good prices.

The capital is so prosperous.

Wait. Where is Tao Yao?

XILE INN

No, Tao Yao.

You'll definitely regret it if you go in.

I'll regret it if I don't.

You're a jinx. Don't follow me or I'll lose money.

Get off.

You will lose with or without me.

Embrace your destiny.

She will sell you by the pound

when she loses all her money.

So you'll be sold and made into snake soup too?

Me?

Yes.

In terms of weight,

you can be sold for a fortune.

I'm afraid they can't find a pot that big.

How about selling my humanoid body?

With my beauty and talents,

I must be the rarest creature.

Mr. Liu.

Stop.

It's Tao Yao's duty to feed you.

I want pancakes.

Go beg Tao Yao.

I want veggie buns.

What did I say?

-I want flowery cakes. -Did you see any flowery cakes here?

No?

Why do I smell a sweet, fragrant,

flowery smell?

-Place your bets carefully. -Open it.

Place your bets carefully.

Hurry! Open it!

This is strange.

There's no flowery cake vendor.

Wait, I know this smell.

Mo Ya, Mr. Liu!

Run, Pissy!

We must part here.

Don't look back.

And don't get caught or you'll be--

What are you talking about?

I won money.

What?

I won money.

How horrible.

Even Tao Yao can win money.

There must be something wrong.

Listen.

Don't ever laugh at my poor luck again.

Come, let's go to a fancy restaurant.

The money.

You've been robbed!

Catch the thief!

My money!

Catch the thief!

I guess there's nothing I can do.

Mr. Liu,

this is not the right time to stay invisible.

Help get the thief.

It's not my business.

It's dusty up front.

How gross.

Catch…

Catch the thief!

Hey!

Who is this?

My money…

He robbed my money!

How dare you stand in the way of the greatest robber.

I've never heard of it.

What an ugly ass.

Stay put. I'll call my friends to teach you a lesson!

Hurry up.

I have a date tonight.

Thank you.

I thought the capital residents were indifferent

and no one was willing to help…

The capital is really wonderful.

Even a passerby is so good-looking.

A virtuous lady does not go to a gambling house.

How do you know I've been there?

Five wins in a row.

Your screams almost flipped the roof.

It's hard not to notice you.

But I didn't see you.

Gamblers naturally don't pay attention to non-gamblers.

Why do you go to the gambling house if you don't gamble?

It's none of your business.

Don't get me wrong.

I'm not a meddler.

Goodbye. We will meet again if there's a chance.

Maybe I'm a bad girl,

so forget me.

Sir, if you have time, go see a physician.

I can tell that you're sick.

I'm afraid it'll kill you soon.

Tao Yao,

this is the best veggie dumpling I've ever eaten.

I told you.

You can enjoy fancy food with me.

Finally, we had a decent meal.

A roasted vole

would be even better.

You're 1,000-year-old cultivated spirit.

Would you please try something decent?

Idiot.

Snakes prey on voles.

Large rat,

eat no more of my millets.

The fresh and tender meat…

-The crispy… -Stop it.

I'm not a snake. I'm feeling nauseous.

If you eat one more mouse,

don't share a table with me.

Forget it.

You mortals

can never appreciate the savor of a vole in your life.

Then let's talk about something else

and get down to business.

It has been quite some time

since we left Tao City.

You've got your pets,

taken magical medicine, met your friends,

and flirted with Thor.

Even Mo Ya

was engaged.

I was kidnapped.

No. I was sold by Tao Yao.

Anyway,

a girl is waiting for you.

I…

But what about that thing?

What thing?

What are you talking about?

Let the grown-ups talk.

Eat your food.

That's my veggie balls.

Don't play dumb.

The thing

that's critical to the survival of all spirits.

Are you talking about the Fairies Albums that are out somewhere?

The fact is that you lost them!

Keep your voice down.

We're talking about the Fairies Albums.

The records of all spirit clans in the world.

If a clan's name is erased,

it will disappear.

I know. Calm down.

Because you lost it,

I, the descendent of a noble bloodline,

end up at the mercy of others.

Why?

Do you think I've been treating spirits just to find medicines?

Actually…

Well,

all beings are equal.

Amitabha.

So we have to stay in the capital for a long time.

This is the heart of the Great Song.

It's definitely faster to find it than anywhere else.

Really?

Then we can eat veggie balls every day.

Dream on.

Tomorrow onward, you'll go out and beg.

All right.

In this case,

I can also concentrate on poems and songs.

The day will soon come when I'm famous all over the world.

That day may come later

than I resume secular life.

Hey, I heard that.

And you.

You're a fox who doesn't even read.

Stay out of this.

You want to fight me?

Try harder!

Water.

I need water!

The water tank is over there.

Amitabha.

Pissy, that was impressive.