Full House

Jess, this is gonna be great.

The boys' first night in their new beds, golden footage.

Yeah, I can see it now, Nicky and Alex Katsopolis

are... the young and the tired.

Alright, here we go.

Lights, camera..

Cuteness.

Cuteness.

Either they're gone, or I left the lens cap on.

Both.

'Mommy.'

Jess.

Look under the covers.

Two biggest bedbugs I ever saw.

- We found you. - 'Hey!'

Hi, big daddy.

Don't "big daddy" me. Don't "big daddy" me.

You are supposed to be in your own beds.

That's right. You guys go in your own bed.

No. Big bed.

No big bed. You go in your bed.

- No. Big bed. - Big bed.

Hey. No, I'm not kidding. Get out of there.

Alright, Beck, cover me. I'm going in.

- Alright. - Look out!

I'll head 'em off at the pass.

Don't forget this.

Goodbye, Danielle.

Goodbye, Michelle.

I can't believe camp is over tomorrow.

Thanks for teaching me how to power-spit.

Goodbye, Denise.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

But I live right down the block.

I know, but now we can't scratch

each other's mosquito bites.

Ah-h-h.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Michelle, have you said goodbye

to all your chickadee bunkmates?

Not yet. There's still just one more.

Goodbye, Gilbert.

I'd write you every day

but you'd just eat the paper.

I know how you feel, kid.

I made a few good friends myself this summer.

David, Billy

Sean, Gregg.

Good thing I played hard-to-get.

Okay, girls. Attention, attention.

Lights out in five minutes.

It's very important to get plenty of sleep

last night of camp.

So we won't be tired tomorrow?

So us counselors can party tonight.

Whatcha!

Alright.

Speed it up, you little twerpcicles.

Better get back to your cabin, blondie.

Isn't it past your bedtime too?

You know, Kimmy, you could use

a little beauty rest yourself.

About a year should bring you up to a yuck.

Male counselor entering chickadee bunk.

- Hi, Steve. - Hey.

D.J., your husband's here.

He's not my husband.

Not yet.

Oo-o-oh!

Steve, it's the last night

and you promised to tell us a story

about that maniac guy.

Well, I don't know, guys. It's pretty scary.

You should probably all go to the bathroom first.

No. Come on. Tell us. You promised.

Okay, alright, I'll tell it.

It was a dark..

And stormy night.

Old man Cropsy looked out the window

and saw a bulldozer bearing down

on his cabin. Oh, no!

He ran down to stop it

but his foot got caught in the broken floorboard!

The thunder was so loud..

That nobody could hear Cropsy scream.

That bulldozer buried him alive

'under a pile of rubble and mud.'

You know what they built

right where Cropsy's cabin was?

This camp!

So now

whenever it rains..

Out of the slimy sludge it comes

just looking for scared little campers.

Half man..

Half mud.

The Cropsy maniac!

Gee, I hope I didn't scare anybody.

Not me.

I was just looking for a sock.

'Have mercy.'

Hey, Jess, you look kinda tired.

- Rough night last night, huh? - Yeah.

The twins, they wouldn't sleep

in their new beds. So they had to sleep with us.

You ever spend a whole night with a toe in your ear?

No, not someone else's.

How's the welcome-home meal coming?

Oh, perfect. I've made all the girls' favorites.

'They'll love it.'

Oh, I miss those girls so much.

I must've read Michelle's postcard a hundred times.

"Dear family, I have to write this

"or I can't go to lunch.

Love, Michelle."

That munchkin.

It's the first time I got through it without crying.

What are you, a stone?

They're back!

A-a-ah!

- He-e-ey! - He-e-ey!

- He-e-ey! You guys are back. - Hey, you guys.

Hey! Hi!

- Hi! - Guys.

Alright, girls, tell us all about camp.

- Oh, it was so great. - It was the best.

We went swimming, and fishing, and canoeing.

- It was great. - It was awesome.

Maybe I'll just send for the transcripts.

Nicky, Alex, I made you guys a present in arts and crafts.

Here's a lion for Nicky

"cause that's his favorite animal'

and a lion for Alex

'cause that's all they taught us how to make.

Alright you guys, what do you say to Michelle?

- Grr, grr, grr. - Grr-r-r.

That is Lionese for thank you very much.

Alright beastie boys, even kings of the jungle need a nap

so let's get you into those new beds.

- Big bed. - Big bed.

No, not the big bed, your own bed.

- No, big bed. - No.

- Big bed. - Those new beds are a big hit.

Uh, speaking of big hits, you girls better brace yourselves

for the ultimate in homecoming celebrations.

And hold on to your knapsacks

because for lunch I've made all your favorites.

You mean, chipped beef and bug juice?

We love that stuff.

Guys, Joey can't make that. That's camp food.

Besides, no one can make it like Greasy Abe.

That's funny, I don't remember any Greasy Abe in the brochure.

What's important is that we're all together

and we're all having a great time. Right, munchkin?

Uncle Jesse, could you please not call me munchkin anymore?

Why? I-I've called you munchkin for years.

You've been my munchkin since day one.

Yeah, but everybody at camp calls me Trailmix.

Trailmix.

It's cute..

If you're a raisin.

What was that, Uncle Jessy?

Oh, I said, it's, uh, it's amazin'

how cute that name actually is.

Uh, would you guys excuse me?

I've got to write a letter to

David, Billy