Shameless

No, no, fucker, no!

Fuck no!

I am not telling you

what happened last season on "Shameless"!

Yeah!

Yeah... no!

Not without me, Frank, you motherfucker!

Put me down. Put me down.

No more! Ah!

Ooh.

How long did the doctor say

you were gonna be like this?

Three to six months.

I think I might be gay.

Where is this coming from?

Is this because you're a welder now?

No, I've just been feeling ways

that I've never felt before.

Is Liam back from church yet?

- Yeah. - Where is he?

- In his room. - His room?

Yeah, I've noticed that you're black.

Your point?

That you have never made any attempt

to surround me with my own cultural and racial heritage.

- What's this? - My list of demands.

Once agreed upon, I'll consider coming home.

I didn't make it past

the first round of cuts for West Point.

You're going back to school.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are, Carl.

I'm a loser, Debbie.

So are you done being a pussy

and ready to get back to being the man that I love?

Oh, shit.

You guys invited Jabby?

I was hoping you'd be here.

I've having a lot of really great sex recently.

Let's go bang one out,

get my average back in the shitter where it belongs.

Yeah, you know, I could use

some fresh puke on my shoes, so that'd be good.

I'm pregnant.

You sure it's mine?

Yeah, I'm sure it's yours.

If you decide to have this baby,

I wanna make damn sure it has a father.

Anybody order a hot piece of ass?

Feast your eyes, boys.

You can look, but you can't touch.

Is that Jesus?

And I'm thinking maybe it's time for me to go.

You should go.

What?

You should get the fuck out.

You deserve it.

You should go as far away as you can.

A check for $50,000.

"Love you."

Yeah, she does.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby.

I'm so wet.

I'm so very, very wet.

Um...

- One sec. One sec. - What?

Okay.

Yeah.

- Yeah. -

It slipped out again. I slipped.

Okay, hang on. Let me get on top.

All right.

Careful, careful.

Yeah.

Whew, okay.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, no, whoa, whoa, I just felt the baby kick.

Oh, focus.

Baby likes it.

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah, yeah, oh!

Is it really that hard to put your clothes down the chute?

Come on!

Baby wants you to smack that ass.

No, Liam, I have to pee!

- Oh, yes, yes! - Oh.

Sorry, Sister Debbie.

Five after seven is my bathroom time,

per the deal with me

for me to come live in this cracker barrel.

I'm not your maid, people!

Ooh.

Ugh.

Get your head out of the sink, Frank.

Where's your pants?

Has anyone seen my gas mask?

And my work boots?

Anything left in the upstairs hallway

can now be found in the backyard!

What? Why?

'Cause the hallway is a public space,

and all public spaces need to be kept clear of clutter

to allow for safe egress in the event of fire.

All right.

Can you get out of the kitchen, Frank?

Hey, shoo.

No pants, Frank.

Hey, good morning, Debbie.

Mwah.

Hi.

Who are you supposed to be today?

Frederick Douglass.

Liam, sausage and eggs.

Grab a plate.

I don't eat the white man's swine.

- Huh? - Pork.

I like swine.

Hey!

Ouch.

Only kids under 12 eat for free.

Everybody else pays.

Farhad's letting me

borrow his car on Saturday to go visit Ian.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, if any of you guys want to tag along,

Franny and I are gonna leave at 8 a.m. sharp.

Yeah, we're in.

Me too.

Cool. Frank?

What?

Down to visit Ian?

No one ran a load?

Okay, listen up, people.

For the last time, I'm not Fiona.

I've got my own kid to raise.

If you wanna do your laundry, do it yourself.

It's right there.

You don't want breakfast, Liam? Fine.

I gotta get to work.

All right, you good?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Bye.

I love you so much.

I miss you already.

All right.

- I'll see you. - Yeah.

Bye, family.

Bye.

She have a serious head injury or something recently?

Ah, it's just the baby hormones making her nice.

- School? - Yep.

All right, let's go.

Bye, Debs. See ya, Franny.

Bye.

Gallagher, get your ass up!

How long have I been in here?

Clean yourself up.

You're graduating

so we can kick you the hell out.